Sasuma(Jyo)
: Our First Contestant is one of the Great finisher of the world and
also a fab wicket-keeper ..Married but still his Dil toh paagal hai for
our Deeps 😳
Bahu (Melz) : Jyo Great nahin Greatest finisher bolo 😳...He is just extraordinary
Sasuma
(Jyo) : Melz I know you are secretly crushing for him .. But now you
need to CONtrol as the competition is for Deeps and not you 😡
Bahu(Melz) : I know 😔 .. Anyways heres Presenting the Superstar Mahendra Singh Dhoni singing the Jabra Fan Anthem for our Deeps ..Mind It 😎
**Dhoni walks on Stage blushing and trying not to have eye contact with Deeps**
**Starts his song Dedicated to Deeps**
"Six Marun Sharma Ji Ko
Ya Fours Marun Nehra ji ko
Mere Deeps Ke Cheering ne Sakshi ko bhi Beat kar diya
Mirror Mein Tu Dikhti hai
Neend mein tu Clean Bowled karti hai
Tere Madness ne mujhe Stumped kar diya
Tu Hai Sodde ki botal
Mein hoon wicket-keeper tera
Mein toh handle karon
Har catch tera
Mere Dil pe har no ball ka tu unlimited runs ho gaya
Main tera haaye re jabra
Hoye re jabra wicket-keeper errr fan ho gaya
Main tera haaye re jabra
Hoye re jabra fan ho gaya
Ho tujhe dekhte hee cricket field pe dhan te nan ho gaya
Main tera haaye re jabra
Hoye re jabra fan ho gaya...Mind It " 😎
**Deeps
is flattered with Dhoni's singing and wanted to announce the winner
then itself till both her Saas and Bahu asked her to CONtrol as there is
more ahead** 😈
Bahu(Melz) : OMGG Dhoniii😳... Ok lets move ahead now 🤓..
Our Next Contestant is the Best Batsman and Best Chaser in the world
right now ...He is still single ..errr mayb not so single 🤔 but still ready to mingle with my Saasu Deeps ☺️
Sasuma(Jyo) : Oh yes he is simply the best ..His hairstyle ..his biceps .. those tattos ..uff uff *gasp*
Bahu(Melz) : Ok enough ..shall we just call him now 😡
Sasuma(Jyo) : Yeah ok as u wish 😒
Bahu(Melz) : Heres Presenting the No.1 Batsman in the world Virat Kohli singing the Jabra Fan Anthem in his rocking style..Yo 😎
**Kohli walks on stage looking all confident and giving seductive looks to Deeps** 😉
**Starts his song Dedicated to Deeps**
"Hundreds Karoon IPL mein
Ya Records todun Sachin Ka
Mere Deeps ke Cheering ne Anouska ko bhi beat kar diya
Mirror mein tu Dikhti hai
Neend mein tu Run-out karti hai
Tere madness ne mujhe De Villers ke pyaar ko bhi bhula diya
Tu hai mere Energy drink ki botal
Mein hoon Straight Drive tera
Mein toh handle karon
Har bouncer tera
Mere dil pe har yorker ka tu unlimited boundary ho gaya
Main tera haaye re jabra
Hoye re jabra fan ho gaya
Main tera haaye re jabra
Hoye re jabra fan ho gaya
Ho tujhe dekhte hee cricket field pe dhan te nan ho gaya
Main tera haaye re jabra
Hoye re jabra fan ho gaya...Yo" 😎
**Deeps
almost choked her Coke and is in disbelief seeing Kohli singing
exclusively for her ..She again wanted to declare the winner then itself
but as usual her Saasu and Bahu stopped her as there is more ahead ** 😃
Sasuma (Jyo): Kohlii ..Moving
ahead , Not just Desi , but even Videshi boys are going mad for our
Deeps as our next contestant is an International world class Bastsman
from South Africa 😎
Bahu(Melz) : He is so hot and humble ...Whenever he hits those boundaries , just feel like ...aahh let it be ☺️
Sasuma(Jyo) : And then you say you dont drool 😡😈
Bahu(Melz)
: I dont drool .. Its just a chapter of physics you see ..What I meant
was When he hits those boundaries , I feel life watching the replay to
see it was straight drive or cover drive 😛
Sasuma(Jyo) : Arghh Whatever 😡...Anyways
Heres Presenting the world class international batsman AB De Villers
coming exclusively to India just to impress our Deeps with a Hindi Song
😳
**De
Villers Walks on stage ..looking a bit nervous as he had to sing in
Hindi but is determinded to win Deeps's heart today with his sweet
smile**
**Starts his Hinglish song Dedicated to Deeps**
Records thodu IPL Mein
Or Choke kharun world cup mein
My Deeps One look ne Virat'S bromance ko bhi beat kar diya
Mirror mein tu dikhti hai
Neend mein tu Catch out karthi hai
Your Madness ne mujhe South Africa ko bhi bhula diya
Tu hai My Emotional tears ki botal
Mein hoon Silly Point tera
Mein toh handle karon
Har Catch tera
My Heart pe har Sixer ka tu unlimited Runs ho gaya
Main thera haaye re jhabra
Hoye re jhabra ABCDEF...ERRR fan ho gaya
Main tera haaye re jhabra
Hoye re jhabra fan ho gaya
Ho tujhe dekhte hee cricket field pe dhan the nan ho gaya
Main tera haaye re jhabra
Hoye re jhabra fan ho gaya
**Deeps
is overwhelmed listening to De Villiers speaking Hinglish just for her
and so wanted to give him a tight hug and also the Jabra Fan Crown there
itself but somehow we managed to control her again as there is one more
ahead** 😉
Bahu(Melz) : Sighh I wish it was my birthday and De Villiers was singing for me ...Mayb next time 😃...So
moving on , our next contestant is not from Cricket field but from the
world of Bollywood and is one of the biggest superstar of this
Generation 👏
Sasuma(Jyo) : Yes he is the badshah of Bollywood and my Bahu's First Crush too 😳
Deeps : OMGG OMGGG .. You guys are kidding right 😲😲 *almost faints* 🤪
Bahu(Melz) : Nope we dont joke in matters of heart Saasu 😳...He
might b the badshah for others but he just lost his dil , dimaag ..
errr ok only dil is enough *Melz telling to herself..arghh just control*
, so he just lost his Dil on you after seeing your chand sa mukhda
somewhere 😳
Deeps : But Chand sa mukhda is a Salman flop movie na 😲😕
Sasuma(Jyo) : Areee leave out Salman .. We dont want a Khan fan war here..This is a peace loving competition guys...so peace out 😃
Bahu(Melz) : You are right 😲 ..As it is later we only have to do the jhadu pocha of all fanwar posts
.. Anyways Heres Presenting the Badshah of Bollywood Shah Rukh Khan
singing his own Jabra Fan anthem exclusively for our birthday girl Deeps
😳
**SRK
walks on the stage waving the crowd and stretching his hand in his
typical style and giving romantic looks to Deeps with flying leaves in
background and Jyo playing the Mohabbatein tune**
**Starts his song Dedicated to Deeps**
"Tu hai meri D..D..D..Deeps..
Sorry Wrong number ..aila **wispers to himself** mein PK nahin 🤪
**Starts singing again**
Kabhi Banu Dilwale
Toh Kabhi banu Ramjaane
Tere pyaar ne DDLJ records ko bhi beat kar diya
Mirror mein Deewana karti hai
Neend mein tu one two ka four khelti hai
Tere madness ne mere Ra One ko bhi Epic bana diya
Tu Hai Sodde ki botal
Mein Ashoka tera
Mein toh handle karu
har nakhra tera
Mera Dil toh paagal hai Deeps ke Mohabbatein mein
Main tera haaye re jabra
Hoye re jabra f..f ...f ..f..fan ho gaya
Main tera haaye re jabra
Hoye re jabra fan ho gaya
Ho tujhe dekhte hee Movie screen pe dhan te nan ho gaya
Main tera haaye re jabra
Hoye re jabra fan ho gaya
I Love you D..D..D..Deeps ❤️"
Sasuma (Jyo) & Bahu(Melz): Thats it ..We come to the end of this Competition and now Deeps will announce the winner 😃
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