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Posted: 8 years ago
This is a killer...
First Joke on A Sardarni ...     

A Plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in Economy Class gets up, and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket she then tells Gurpreet, that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

Gurpreet replies, "I'm Sardarni, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chandigarh and I'm staying right here."

the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a Sardarni sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to Gurpreet and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. Gurpreet replies, "I'm Sardarni, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chandigarh and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot
The pilot says, "You say she is a sardarni? I'll handle this; I'm married to a sardarni. I speak sardar's language."

He goes back to Gurpreet and whispers in her ear, and she says,
"Oh, I'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy..!!

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

I told her,
"First Class is Not Going to Chandigarh...!!"
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Posted: 8 years ago
Vacation or Workation


"Actually... I am not sure why he is here" II said stopping... with a cabinet door open, holding a saucepan

"Arey, he didnt tell u why he is here?" Manny asked behind her back

"No" II shook her head turned towards Manny with a worried look

Mahavir apeared "Omlette khayiyegaa?" he asked her

She nodded and sipped her juice, turned on the huge TV in the kitchen wall, sat down on the breakfast bar


II made herself filter coffee and opened the covered bowls, one contained upma and the other sauteed veggies of some sort
"Breakfast. Bar" Mahavir struggled

""Oh burrito?" she asked

He nodded

She took her coffee up as Manny read her paper

She walked over to the office

"Why did u come?" she asked

He chuckled... "Wow!"

"edukku vandey... I forgot to ask why?" she muttered

"sit" he ordered possessively

"Why? is it bad?" she asked suspiciously

He pulled her down, she sipped her steel glass slowly

He pulled her back, she leaned on him

"Why do u suddenly want to know?"

"Manya asked me" she blurted

"What?" (did she ask you)

""Yahi tum kyon aaye?" she muttered

"Ummm... what did u tell her"

"I dont know, he doesnt tell me such things. I see him suddenly, and suddenly he will be gone" she ranted

He turned her to face him, kissed her forehead, he was stubbly today

"Kuthardu da" (u are poky)

"I missed the rains" he lied

"I could have sent u a video" she shot back

He chuckled on her forehead...  "Why didnt I think of that?"

"U want me to send u chicken soup if u are sick, or CALL you instead of seeing u" she reminded him

He hugged her tight... "I was hoping to get some sleep that evening" he continued infuriating her

She stiffened pulling away

He cuddled, she finished her coffee

"Are u going to see the baby?" he whispered

"Vareya?" she asked

"I have a call at 10, and at Noon" he said

"Its not a vacation then... its a work-ation" she explained

"Good one" he nodded...

"I asked Amma to give me Shatabdi for a sleepover, she refused"

He laughed "I cant believe you asked"

"I mean he is going to be so lowe maintenance, just feed and sleep" "I COULD HOLD HIM" she said smugly

"Hes pretty cute" he nodded

"I am going to D II and then Munirka to help Thatha Paati (Bala's parents) move things around a bit so the divan in Akka's bedroom can be moved to Shravu's room, or Thatha Paati's" she explained

"Doing all the heavy lifting?"

"No... I just hired some shirtless men" she whispered

He kissed the words off... tasting filter coffee... she tasted espresso.. bitter... like jealousy

"U'll watch the sweat flow down their back?" his eyes glinted..

"If I am lucky it will flow down their belly" she whispered

She got kissed again

They heard footsteps...

It was Manya

II straightened up... and put some distance between them

"I am going to go eat, did u already?"

He nodded

"See u in the evening?" she asked

"No for lunch" he said firmly

She nodded, blushed..at the windfall diktat...

"Only if u take me for Chinese at GK I" she said

He smiled


"Hey u are HERE? Mahavir heated up ur breakfast" she smiled

"He wanted me to come up"II lied

"Dont believe everything he says" Manya winked

"When its not convenient to me I dont" II said smugly

"Text when u get home?" (DII) he meant

"Home? HER HOME IS THIS" Manya said loudly

II smiled at the sudden declaration of ownership from Manya

"You no longer belong to D II" Manya said those words in a way, that made II suspect those were not Manya's words

"Umm" II pondered

"Hey" R&B chuckled getting up to hug his sister... he didnt think ANYTHING of the exchange between her and his wife

But his wife plunged into suspicion, apprehension and anxiety unnoticed by him.



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Posted: 8 years ago
Nice one dee.
Ii wants him everytime and for hrr alone.

She is too right about her possessiveness
She shares with no one and means mo one even a kid can't claim.dude from.her.


Number of leaves she took on dude
Three quarters of a month at marriage
Then another ten days for birthday
Thenone more week actually for shatabdi but it turned out to be for dude again.
I am still confused she lijes work more or her pride .


Not exactly pride she don't want others to name her love wrong way by saying she married him for his statys but for prooving it it is going all other ways complicating herself.

Manny is different story.
She used to be baby of house everything damaged with one incident and there is no house there and when it is back she is fighting to fit in there .

Good night dee.
Edited by Mr.PsychoTech - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago
Sorry, it took for ever, unexpected company I need to hang a sign on my door that says

"Software Symphony at work... please visit later"😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
nisha its too late dear!!!
go n sleep please!!!
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Posted: 8 years ago
He kissed the words off... tasting
filter coffee... she tasted
espresso.. bitter... like jealousy

kidilam line!!!
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Posted: 8 years ago
Wow what a wonderful way to keep off distactions:)
Nisha  So Syians know to keep ourselves busy though we keep punctuating it with WHENS THE NEXT UPDATE:)
 
Thank you for the effort you put in to feed the forum a Chappan Bhog with every update
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Posted: 8 years ago
"You no longer belong to D II"
Manya said those words in a
way, that made II suspect those
were not Manya's words

its true II!that lady is not going to giv u a peace of mind!!!
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Posted: 8 years ago
I love a jealous r&b it's like she can only look think and talk about me and no other man.  
Manny is still confusing me she sometimes doesn't let ii say she belongs to mm and now she declares it herself argh this dame is a really Intriguing character. 
interesting update nisha 
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Posted: 8 years ago
Meanie will be MEANIE
Bola tha maine kal
Yeh agal nahi hai. Bas ika dimag kharab hai. 
Ispe vishwas nahi karna chahiye. 
Psychic vibe laut gaya iska
Bahut hi deep hai yeh. 

II... Cutie... Dont get upset. 
I know she is taunting you. Dont know for what though. Its really tough to understand her.