She saw men and women in biz suits carrying professional laptop cases and sling bags walk by as she went from 20th to 7th to 5th on Monday the 11th
She asked the receptionist " Bally's?"
Some times she was right some times it was just for other teams... "Will u IM me if we its for Bally's job?" she extracted a vow from the gal
"I am not supposed to?"
"WHY? Because there might be someone that might actually pray for this to end soon?" II asked agonized
"I know... nobody wants your job in KMPG"
"Thanks" she nodded
"But they all want your husband" she chuckled
" Can u give me a list?" she asked ominously
"I can copy it on a USB drive must be 8-16 GB" the gal chuckled
"Thats plain bull.. he doesnt even talk" II expressed envy
"Women are suckers for the strong silent types u know... he doesnt look physically strong, since u are saying he is silent I will buy it"
"BUY karne ki taqleef mat karo, he is in 20th take them all upstairs and tell me how many words u are able to get out of him?" II challenged
"HOW do u live with him? U dont shut up" she asked stunned
"Isko kehte hain divine justice" II laughed.. "Main bolti rehti hoon... ALL DAY ALL NIGHT.. he listens... when hes done he says "enough II"" she chuckled
"OMG!! thats just the cutest thing"
"Whatever" "Will u tell me how many interview candidates? I can share his cologne" II laughed hysterically
"Where will it be dabbed? "
"Umm a paper towel"
"HAAA!! Stinker!! How about his neck or jaw" she winked
"I can ask him" II offered
"For neck I will give u the count"
"K?"
"For bare torso the names and qualifications"
II choked on her coffee
Bally walked by... "Hey kiddo"
"How are u Mr Gupta" she asked winking
"Wat lagi hai yaar, subah se TEEN interviews" he said hugging her
II turned to the receptionist and said "Offer withdrawn" she smiled
"I ll be the one that knows who gets selected and what the start date is for the badge" she said
"FINE" II texted
Bally waited until she was done... "good reports Iyer" he said
"There are so many "goods" today kis "goods ki baat" kar rahe hain aap?"
"Ghaziabad, Dilshad Garden, both showrooms and workshops deployment is yellow/ green"
"IKR" "We dont take off for ever, when we do we head to Mars"
"Itna mat ucchhal... Gurgaon workshop is still dying a painful death" Bally reminded her
"I wont... I gave an update to Mr Ranjan and his team"
"How is the dude?" Bally asked
"As far as I know disconnected from the project" II said vaguely
"Aisa hi rakh till we exit Delhi and go off to Haryana" he said in a lower voice
"Get 30 mins on my calendar and get together with me... the tax log at Gurgaon showroom is failing... kuch to locha hai code mein
Ashwini ka patch bhi kaam nahi kar raha... according to the 2015 budget the new tax rate for smallest sedans is 12.5%
it was 12.36%, until March abhi bhi woh 12.36 waala table read kar raha hai... jahan exemption hai like military etc..
ya handicap control its applying double instead of a lower rate.. Its a mess Iyer" he said
They were seated in the lobby couch
"I saw this morning's report I was seeing 10s of transactions in red 12.36% * 3.8 lakhs (price of Alto)
Its almost like something is triggering that misdirection, I have given Ashwini until 2.. us se pehle nahi mil sakta" Bally said scrolling thru email
"what time are u thinking?" she asked
"3ish?" "I meet Bansal at 1, woh saala baat khatam hi nahi karega" Bally whispered
"Like me?" II asked candidly
Bally pretended to think...
"Gaali mat de yaar bechaare ko... itna raddi nahi hai" he chuckled
II was offended "How cheap!!"
Bally rolled on the couch... gasping... laughing... and coughing..
"I have an appointment at Citibank at 3"
"U WENT LAST MONDAY" he shouted, laughing... "wahan jaati hai aur ek hafte ki chhutthi"
II squirmed...
"is everything OK?" he asked "Kiddo?"
"Hmmm" she nodded
"Serious?"
"OK Can I get Rs.10-12 lkahs?" she asked
"Tu sahi hai BANIYE ko bikhaari bana degi"
It was her turn to roll on the couch laughing hysterically
"Ja Iyer apne cube mein chhuttha nahi hai..." he shook his head amused
"Whatever... what happened to the 1000 acres in Bijnore"
"I produced a movie with Sunny Leone, sab doob gaye" he said seriously
"Can I meet u when I return?" she asked politely
"Is everything OK?"
She nodded weakly
"No crisis?" he asked warmly
"None" II said smug
"I must talk with him... thats wrong" Bally winked, II hugged him and walked away... he watched her go and dialled Bansal to talk about moving his meeting
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