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Hrishikesh Sir Funny Scene Contest Rating Thread (Closed)

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Posted: 9 years ago




Rating Rules:

  1. Rate based on creativity, originality, and how funny the scene is.
  2. Rate the WAS out of 10.

Participants MUST rate. Their ratings for their own entries will not be counted, but please rate your own WAS as well.


Last date of voting is 9th December 2014 11:59 pm IST.




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Posted: 9 years ago
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BG Song: Phool hay Gulab ka...

 

Sachin (thinking πŸ€”): lay lijyey πŸ˜³πŸ˜³... Kitnay dino say aap ki raah dekha raha hay.. (with shy πŸ˜³) Mera matlab tha ye Phool πŸ˜‰ ...  Tea Rose Perfume Daal Daal kr kitna Fresh kr kay rakkha hay πŸ˜†πŸ˜†.. Main ny ye ye phool ... kitna Sunder, Suchel aur Sarthak hy (again shy πŸ˜³πŸ˜³) mera matlab hy ye Phool ... (with a tagline thought πŸ˜ˆ) kya Aap mein hay koi phool πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£...

Nikhil (divert Sachin thoughts with His Thinking πŸ€”): Dekhyey in ki Baatun pr Na jayey jee...😳😳

Meray phool mein hay Dengue aur Malayria say Larny ki Shakti.. πŸ€£

Jub say daala hay iis mein main nay Mortene ka Spray..πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Ab tou dur dur say aaty hain log is ka darshan krnay.. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Sachin (angry πŸ˜‘😑): Chup ho jao Nikhil , Main hun Tum say Bara..πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Sharam nahi aatii meray samny kr rahy ho CID ki Image Tabah..πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ˆ

Kya sochy ki ye haseen Larki kay CID mein hain aisay Log.. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Senior ki Line kaatty hain aur Khud ko krnay hain Promote..πŸ€£πŸ˜‰

Nikhil: Shishya hun Main Un ka jin ka CID mein Ooncha maqam..πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Hero tou Main he hun is Larki ka Superhero hay Meray Guru ka naam..😈😎



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FREDDIE: kya Baat hay Sachin Sir, Buht Udas lug rahy hain..?

Sachin: kya bataon Freddy, Qismat nay aisa Palta khaya hay...😭😭

Freddy: pr hua kya..? πŸ˜²πŸ˜•

Sachin: Mery ooper hui Zulm ki Daastan tou Tum jaanty ho na πŸ˜­πŸ˜­.. acha khasa FW nay Meray sath ek Heroine dii thi πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰, magar Us ko payment Puri nahi hui tou Wo Beech Episode say hee Chali gayii πŸ˜†πŸ˜†... Yaaddasht Wapis aany ka Bahana kr ky πŸ˜‰... aur ab ye Nikhil...😑😑

Freddy: Nikhil nay kya kiya Sir...? πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

Sachin: acha Khasa kal Ek Receptionist Mujh say Impress ho gayii thi πŸ˜³πŸ˜³... Mujh say Phool bhi lenay wali thi..  ... achanak kahein say wo Nikhil bhi ek Phool ly kr aa gaya aur pata hay Us nay Us mein ALL OUT Spray kr diya aur Mujhy bataya bhi nahi... πŸ˜‘😑😑

Freddy: phir..? πŸ˜•

Sachin: phir kya , Us Larki nay Us ka Phool lay liya πŸ€”.. Tum tou jaanty ho Us mein Us ka Kya qasoor πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰... aaj kal Dengue, Malaria kitna Phaila hua hay... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Freddy: haan Sir πŸ˜Š, aaj kal larkun nay kitnay New Ideas Dhoond liyey hain Larkiyun ko Impress karnay ko...😈

Sachin: wohi tou... Khair Chorun ga tou Main nahi Nikhil ko... πŸ˜‘😑



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Watchman: Sahab is flat ki Khirki sy sub kuch saaf saaf dikhta hy... πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Abhijeet: haan haan dekh liya hay πŸ˜Š... (to Sachin) Sachin, Main samjh raha hun, Tumhara Dukh ... Main aur Daya ko tou hr baar aisay hee Dukh kay Darya sy guzarna parta hay πŸ˜­πŸ˜­... pr ab Main kisi aur ko Barbad hoty nahi dekh skta πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰... Tumhein Heroine mily gi.. Barabar mily gii... πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸΌ

Sachin: Sir, kya bataon, Nikhil nay tou Meri Story ki Beginning ko hee End bana diya...😑😭😭

Abhijeet: haan, ye larka na... πŸ˜‘😑

Sachin: Sir ab kya hoga... πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

Abhijeet: befiker raho πŸ˜Š, aisa Chakker chalaon ga na Main kay ye Kaanta khud ba Khud Raasty say Nikll jaye ga πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ˆ... (to Nikhil in Loud tone from Window) haan Nikhil... Good Luck... πŸ‘πŸΌ

 (thinking in His Mind about that Plan which Abhijeet made Last day after hearing Sachin Prem kahani...πŸ€”πŸ˜ˆ

FLASHBACK

Previous day when Sachin meets Abhijeet and told his Prem Kahani to Him πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰... Abhijeet got an Idea πŸ‘πŸΌ... He Suggested Nikhil...😳

Abhijeet: kya Nikhil, Tum bhi ... wesy tou Daya ko Guru maanty ho.. magar Aqal naam ko nahi...

Nikhil: kyun Sir..πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

Abhijeet: arry Jub Spary kr diya tha tou larki ko Phool Khila bhi Dena tha πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰... Pata hy is Dengue ya Malaria ka Khatra bilkul Khatam ho jata hy...πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Nikhil: Sach Sir...😲😲

Abhijeet: Tumhein lagta hay kay main tum sy Jhoot Boolun ga...😑😑

Nikhil: na.. nahi Sir... wo Google pr aisi koi Reaserch ky baary mein suna Nahi na...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Abhijeet: hazar baar kaha hy ... Koogle dekha karo πŸ€£πŸ˜ˆ... magar woho Google pr hee Phansy raho πŸ˜‘.. pata hay Koogle ka Result Acurate hota hy πŸ‘πŸΌ... khair choro choro .. Tumhein tou koi mashwa dena.. apnay Pair pr kulhari maarna.. Main kal hee Sachin sy Baat krta hun...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Nikhil: nahi Sir, Main karun ga na aap kay mashwary pr Amal...πŸ‘πŸΌ

Abhijeet: choro bhae, Tum sy Nahi hoga...

Nikhil (request and Crying tone πŸ˜­πŸ˜­): nahi Sir, plz aap aap aisa nahi karein gy ... Sachin Sir ko kuch nahi batein gy πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ.. Main kal hee ye Kaam krta hun πŸ‘πŸΌ.. Mujhy Daya Sir ki Kasam... πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Abhijeet: πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ


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Sachin: ye ACP Sir, yahan kyun aayein hain.. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

ACP: Jailer Sahab, kyun pakra hay Aap nay Humaray Officer Nikhil ko... πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Sachin and Freddy shocked... πŸ˜²πŸ˜²

Jailer: Acp Sahab, Aap ko malum hay, Us nay wahan Fast Food Resturant mein Gulab ki Pattiyun pr Mortene aur All Out ka Spray kr kay Un ko Chaat ky ander Rakh kay hr larki ko Khilana start kr diya...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›πŸ˜› aur Aap tou jaanty hee hain larkiyun ko Chaat kitni pasand hoti hy... πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†

Purvi (shock): kyun..?😲😲

Jailer: Us ka Manna hy kay Mortene waly Gulab khany sy, Dengue, Malariya aas pass bhi nahi phatakta...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Acp: ahhh, Bhari jawani mein ... wesay aap log Us ka Khayal rakhyey ga.. πŸ˜Š

Officers thinking...πŸ€”πŸ€”

Freddy: Sachin Sir...😲😲

Sachin: Tusi Great ho Abhijeet Sir... πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸΌ






Scene-1

 

Guard-woh dekhiye sir wo naav uss jagah thi jis per hame Tarun ji ki laash mili thi.

Abhijit-aur kuchh mila tha wahan?
Guard-nahi sir.
Abhijit-achha theek hai ab tum jao zaroorat hogi toh bula lenge.

     ( Guard leaves)

Abhijit-haan sachin wo tum Mr. Tarun ke hotel gaye the,wahan kuchh pata chala unke bare mein?

Sachin-nahi sir kuchh khaas pata nahi chala,sab yehi  keh rahe the ki wo bade ache aadmi the aur unka koi dushman nahi tha.

Abhijit-oh!!

Shreya (smiles)-sir waise mujhe kuchh aur bhi pata chala hai.

Abhijit-kya..kya pata chala hai??

Shreya-yehi ki uss hotel ki receptionist Aarti, sachin sir pe kuchh zyada hi fida thi aur sir bhi use kaafi baaten kar rahe the.

Abhijit-kyun Sachin,baat kya hai?

Sachin-kkkuchh nahi sir,aaaisi koi baat nahi hai.

Abhijit-arrey yaar sharmaao nahi agar tumhe woh pasand hai toh khul ke kehdo.

Sachin-woh sir woh achhi toh lagti hai mujhe!!!

Abhijit-arrey yaar toh soch kya rahe ho kal hi jaake apne dil ki baat keh do use...lekin..

Sachin-lekin kya sir??

Abhijit-arey kuchh nahi,tum bus jaao,kahin der na ho jaaye..

 

Scene-2

 

(in hotel)

Sachin-Aarti ji main aapke liye yeh phool lekar aaya tha.

Aarti-wow! Bahut hi khoobsurat hai,thank u..

Sachin-woh mujhe aapse kehna tha ki...

(suddenly Nikhil arrives with a rose )

Nikhil-Aartiji ye phool  aapke li...

(sachin turns nd shocked)

Sachin-Nikhil tum yahaan?? Aur ye phool?

Nikhil-sssir aap!!wo sir main A..Artiji ke liye...Aartiji kal aapne kaha tha na  ki main aapko achha lagta hun?

Sachin-kya??

Aarti-arey wo toh main aapke kaam ki taareef kar rehi thi,aapne kya soch liya?

Nikhil-wo maine socha ki...

Sachin-kya.. kya soch liya tumne??

Nikhil-kkkuchh nahi sir mmain chalta hun.waise v apne senior ke hote hue main kuchh kaise soch sakta hun..(murmurs nd leaves)

Sachin-achha Aartiji kahin lunch karne chalen ?wahin baat karenge.

Aarti-haah haan chaliye...

 

Scene-3

 

Freddie-sir maine suna aap shaadi karne ki soch rahe ho??

Sachin-haan toh? Koi problem hai?

Freddie-problem mujhe nahi lekin aapko ho sakti hai..aapko wo baaten maalum nahi kya?

Sachin-kaun si baat?

Freddie-wohi DCP Chitrole ka farmaan,ki iss CID team mein koi bhi shaadi nahi kar sakta..aur jisne bhi kiya use CID ki naukri se haath dhona padega..

Sachin-kya???

Freddie-haan sir darasal unhe koi mili nahi na isiliye wo nahi chaahte ki hamare kisi v officer ka ghar base..isiliye toh aajtak Abhijit sir Taareeka ko propose nahi kar sake aur Daya sir v shreya se apne dil ki

baat nahi kar sake,yahaan tak ki Salunkhe sir v apni girlfriend ko bas ghumaate hi reh gaye..sabko apni naukri pyaari hai na..aapko ek aur andar ki baat batata hun..ye Vivek,Vineet aur Rajat sir ko v isiliye CID chhodni padi kyunki unhone chupke se shaadi karne ka man bana liya tha.

Sachin-achha!!!mujhe toh laga tha ki ve...achha yeh batao ki phir tum ab tak CID me kaise ho?

Freddie-sir meri baat mat poochho, aapko nahi pata ki iss naukri ke liye mujhe kitne papad belnr pade hain..ab bhi DCP sir ke mahine ka raashan mujhe hi laana padta hai,aur sir aap nahi jaante ki isiliye pichhle 10 saalon se mera promotion v nahi hua,kahte hain promotion chaahiye to pahle wife ko chhodo aur sir sabko pata hai ki wife ke  aage to meri bolti band ho jaati hai...

Sachin-lekin ye sab mujhe Abhijit sir ne bataaya nahi..kya wo mujhe..??

Freddie-arey nahi sir wo aapka bura thode hi chaahte hain.darasal baat ye hai ki Abhijit sir aur Daya sir ne toh ab faisla kar liya hai ki wo retirement ke baad hi shaadi karenge per  ve nahi chaahte ki baaki ke officers v kunware reh jaayen aur sir naukri ka kya hai bhale hi mujhe nahi mili lekin aap jaise qaabil officer ko toh kahin bhi achhi naukri mil jaayegi..waise bhi sir yahaan CID me toh officers aate-jaate rehte hain,aap toh phir v kaafi din tik gaye..

Sachin-kya???

Freddie-mmmera matlab hai ki ab aap khud decide kar lo ki kya karna hai,CID me naukri ya shaadi??

Sachin-theek hai..

 

Scene-4

 

(in police station)

ACP- haan Inspector kya kahne ke liye bulaaya tha aapne hame?

Inspector-actually sir aaplog jis case per kaam kar rahe hain use sambandhit ek information thi hamaare paas,hame laga shaayed aapke kaam aa jaaye.

ACP-kaisi information?

Inspector-sir hamne Mr. Tarun ke hotel ki receptionist Aarti ko arrest kiya hai?

Sachin-kya??lekin kyun?

Insp.-sir uske khilaaf complain hai ki usne kai ladkon ko apne jaal me phansaakar unse shaadi ki phir unhe loot kar faraar ho gayi.

Sachin-aaapko koi ghalatfahmi toh nahi hui??

Inspector-arey nahi sir Kolkata aur lukhnow ki police ne hamse contact kiya hai aur uski photo v bheji hai,badi mushkil se wo haath lagi hai aur sir suna hai ki iss baar wo kisi CID officer se shaadi karne ki firaaq me thi.

ACP-kya??? Hamaare CID officers aur shaadi!!impossible..sachin,freddie  tumhe kuchh pata hai iss bare main?

Both-nnnahi sir..hame lagta hai inhe ghalat information mili hai.

Insp.-ho sakta hai sir,waise aaplogon ko usse koi poochhtaachh karni ho to kar sakte hain.

ACP-theek hai main..

Sahin(interrupts)-sir main aur purvi chale jaate hain.

ACP-theek hai,koi information ho to batana..

Sachin-yes sir!!

(sachin taiks to himself)-baal baal bach gaya yaar warna na ghar ka rehta na ghaat ka..chhodo ab main v retirement ke baad hi shaadi karoonga...

Edited by KhotaSikaShreya - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
Sadly yes. But still I'm glad that at least 2 people tried. πŸ˜Š
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Entry 1 : 9.5/10
Entry 2 : 9.0/10
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Entry 1: 8.5/10

Entry 2: 9.5/10
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Originally posted by: KhotaSikaShreya



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Which one? πŸ˜•
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Posted: 9 years ago
Both the entries r so funny...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Entry 1-9/10

OMG...it was too funny..this was the best...🀣

Sachin and Freddy shocked... πŸ˜²πŸ˜²

Jailer: Acp Sahab, Aap ko malum hay, Us nay wahan Fast Food Resturant mein Gulab ki Pattiyun pr Mortene aur All Out ka Spray kr kay Un ko Chaat ky ander Rakh kay hr larki ko Khilana start kr diya...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›πŸ˜› aur Aap tou jaanty hee hain larkiyun ko Chaat kitni pasand hoti hy... 


Entry 2- 8/10

Hilarious...enjoyed it so much...🀣 saare officers retire hone ke baad hi shadi karenge...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†
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Both were lovely...and hilarious πŸ˜†
Entry 1: Writer ji ko mera aashirwaad for making me laugh so much πŸ˜†πŸ€£.. 9/10
Entry 2: Awesome ya!!!πŸ˜† Lovely!! 8/10
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Entry 1 : 9/10
Fabulous work πŸ‘.
This part was damn hilarious πŸ€£

(with a tagline thought πŸ˜ˆ) kya Aap mein hay koi phool πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£...

Nikhil (divert Sachin thoughts with His Thinking πŸ€”): Dekhyey in ki Baatun pr Na jayey jee...😳😳

Meray phool mein hay Dengue aur Malayria say Larny ki Shakti.. πŸ€£

Jub say daala hay iis mein main nay Mortene ka Spray..πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Ab tou dur dur say aaty hain log is ke darshan karne.

 


Entry 2 : 8/10

Really appreciate your efforts πŸ‘

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2- 10/10

both are hillariousπŸ˜†