U ME TV :-
(Haldi segment, budget
bachao abhiyaan )
F : (as reporter ) acha
ajabdhe hamari haldi ho rahi hai toh aapko kaisa lag raha hai, matlab haldi
laga rahe hai aapko ( kabhi kabhi faisal ke andar pratap jaag uthta hai )
R : Shaadi ho rahi hai
wahi bahut badi baat hai.
R : main toh bahut
sundar lag rahi hun ( faisal ke sangaat ka asar ) haaye bas aur kya bolun.
F : raat bhar se paani
daala subh subh phool ug gaye pure baal vaal mein iske ( I repeat his sense of
humour )
Nhi nhi bahut achi lag
rahi hai, ye naya hai na, budget baja liya aapne, kya baat hai ( waise v CVs ke
paas money ki kami hai, bache v unka karcha baja rahe )
R : wo toh everyday yahi
kapre pehta hai.
Jabse main iske saah
shoot kar rahi hun 2 3 baar toh yahi kapda pehena hoga wo v continusly ek
mahina
Faisal looks at his
cloth loll
F : toh
R : nahata nhi hai chii
nahata nhi ( nahane se yaad aaya UD kabhi nhi nahati, chudail shuru se hi ek
dress mein hai )
F : akbar nahata hai
kya( pratap akbar yaad na kare aisa h
sakta hai kya)
R : akabar pe main dhyan
nhi deti hun wo mughal usme hai ( ehem ehem )
F : acha chakrapani
nahata hai kya wo shaadi se hi ek hi kapre pehen raha hai.
Both laughs hah ha ha ha
ha ah
R : shaadi mein v ek hi
kapde, toh humlog bahut khush uske shaadi mein kapde nhi mile hamare shaadi
mein mil gaye.
F : filhaal toh ye haldi
chal rahi hai av phir hamara vivah hone waala hai toh itni saari taiyaari karni
baaki hai toh hum ek kam karte hai hum v jaake taiyaari kare hai aur aap v
jaake taiyaarian kijijiye.
Telly Masala :-
( Roshal Happy Praja
Shaadi Papad ka chakar, sab hua Krum krum )
F : baarat pahunch gayi
mandap ke paas ( baraat ki pratap ) toh wahi shaadi hone waali hai itni
rukawaat k ebaad
R : aafsos mana raha
hai.
Reporter ask kaisa lag
raha h dulha aur ghode pe chad ke.
R : main v itne din se
puch rahi hun bata nhi raha hai.
F : mujhe khud nhi pata
hai ( sab pata hai, sharma raha hai )
Repoter said ajab jaida
khush dhikh rahi.
R : nhi meri dusri
shaadi hai second marriage ( aye dhekho CVs ne kya haal bana diya hai, inka
second marriage hai phir v happy, hayee re CVs 🤣 )
F : abhi filhaal toh
isne jo ghode inyantran mein nhi hota hai uss ghode ke saath chod diya dangal
asthal mein.
Aur dusra ye chah rahi
thi ki main papad pe baith jaaun, wo papad nhi hota hai KURUM KURUM 🤣 aur
tooti v char paai thi jaha pe baithe ke saath andaar
SBS Segment :-
( Roshal Hide and seek )
R : main pata nhi kaha
bhag rahi hun, mujhe nhi pata lekin main mehal se aisi jagah jaa rahi hun
matlab mehal se duur ho ki pratap mujhe Kidnaap na kar paaye isiliye main jaa
rahi hun actually.
R : ha pratap ne mujhe
dhamki di waise hi bahut dhamkhiyaan deta hai mujhe ( faisal face oops pratap
face staraight seeing her like telling Chall jhoothi ' shuru se you are
giving me DHAMKI)
Abhi aage pratap
batayega.
F : main chahta hun toh
isse vivah karna ( guys don not get confuse ye faisal cm pratap hai 🤪 )
Agar main power laga dun
toh ( power laga dun are you playing ben 10 game hah ha ha ha ) lekin main chah
raha hun ki thoda masti mazak kar ke thoda mazaa kar ke ki ye maan jaaye.
Aur mere saath vivah kar
le toh main isse dhamki de raha hun ki apaharan kar lunga ye wo ( ye wo faisal
signature dialogue )
R : ha mujhe lagta hai
ki inyati mein phool kawar ka naam ikha hua hai.
F : hum jaise bata rahe
hai ki ajabdhe itni bholi bhaali larki hai ki apni saheli ke liye khud balidaan
de rahi hai.
Chahti hai ki phool
kawar mujhse shaadi kare, par phool kawar ne jo letter likha hai intne mehnat
se.
BETA padh lo plzz shaadi
ho jaayegi phata phat.
F : ha wo luka chuppi kehlene
ka man kar raha tha toh maine kaha dhekh man aise bhagta hun, director ji khela
rahe the hum khel rahe the.
Roshni laughter 🤣
🤣
F : wo keh rahe the aise
bhagna aise dhekhna toh hum khel rahe the luka chuppi..
Telly Bites
( bites from ITA awads )
F : Nomination hua hai
bahut khush hai ab andar jaayengein ab award milega ki nhi pata nhi
Par aasha karte hai ki
award mil jaaye ( who say faisal hindi not good ) kyunki bahut dino ke baad
nomination hua jo jaha pe attend kar paaye hain, attend nhi kar paate the
kyunki hum gujrat mein shoot kar rahe the.
Roshni keep smiling
throughout he was speaking awww my baby looks damm gawjuss.
R : bahut excitement hai
av andar jaake dhekhte hai kya hota hai, wait to sab kar rahe hai ( ahh her
face tes how happy she is )
Mujhe yahi nhi pata ki
performance kiski hone waai hai.
F : main sabki
performance ke liye wait kar raha hun,
mujhe v nhi pata actually par award show mein dance hote hai toh bahut
mazaa aata hain.
Sab mehnat karte hain
toh sabki performance dhekhne mein mazaa aayega ( urgghhh I want to kill this
anil anwari, I and many of them tweeted him so much for faisal performance, but
mila kya urgghhh all politics )
F : aa.. har chiz ka
alag alag mazaa hai, pratap ka alag hai, phir formal dress ka alag hai, phir
main dancer ke kapde mein rehta hun uska alag hai.
Kisi ko compare nhi
karna chahiye( so sweet he is, a genuine person )
R : halke kapde mein
aise lag raha hai main hawa mein hun.
He he he he he he he he
eh eh
F : roshni mujh esirf do
baar achi lagi, ek baar dulhan bani thi tab aur shayad aab bahut achi lag rahai
R : haww kitna ganda hai
ismein v taunt ( ahhh faisal bhalai ka jamana nhi raha 🤣 )
F : main jaida tarrif
nhi karta hun ( challl jhootheee )
Ye pehle hi bol rahi hai
hawa mein udd rahi hai isse acha tarif
R : chalo kal shoot pe
chalo dhekho.
F : kya ? ( kya wo toh
shoot pe pata chala hi hoga )
R : kya wo toh main
tumhe dhikhati hun kya.
R : thik lag raha hai,
chalo bahut acha lag raha hai sachi sachi bahut acha lag raha hai ( seekho
faisal kuch isse )
F : jo v video banata
hai sach mein mujhe naam nhi pata ( are naam mein kya rakha hai barkudhar aap
bas video dhekhiye aur smile kijiye )
R : aap sab ka
dhanyawaad ( ahhh no problem dear )
F : thank you so much
aap hamare liye video banate hai.
R : ha ha bahut dhekhe
hai ek oh iske mobile mein hi hai. ( aww so sweet )
Ek toh isne bola rafta
rafta kisi aur ne koi aur hi rafta bana diya ( ufff praja ko v apne saath phool
achi lagti hain, hum besahaare praja jan phool k emaare )
F : bahut mehnat lagti
jo scene scne chahiye usse set karna, effects dalna phir usse lyrics by lyrics
lagana. ( ahhh hattt difficult, no diifficult kyunki har song mein hume praja
hi dhikhta hai, all scenes get set in mind )
Thank you so much aap
hamare liye itn akuch karte hai ( huh paraya kar diya )
Bas karte rehiye aasha
karte hai (yr ye assha kaun hai )
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