Originally posted by: luvsakshi
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"😆
Originally posted by: luvsakshi
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."🤣
Bunty ka dost uske ghar pehli baar gaya
Yaar Bunty, tera ladka ekdum tere jaisa dikhtha hain..Bunty: saale dheere bol marvaiga kya, kaamwali ka ladka hain, ghar mein khelne aaya hain 🤣I just loved all ur jokes Neel..😆🤣Good idea re...we can have lots of fun...
Originally posted by: luvsakshi
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.😆
😆DOc pehle hi joke se panga le liya apne neel se🤣 hindi me psot karke
Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Boy: Akbar was a gay.Teacher: What!!! are you mad? why did you say that?Boy: We have heard Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Romeo-Juliet but only Akbar-Birbal!Teacher died😆
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