Originally posted by: luvshamit
hey arshi di..congrats...here r a few Qs on my behalf 😆 OMG!!!! divs...😭
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 4 the same reason y pshycholoogy isnt spelled the way it sounds.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? coz the highways r in the state n thts y they are interstates.
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? coz they r cheaper than parachutes.
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? u can buy cigarettes at a gas station but u can't light up to smoke.
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? they dont mean the same thing.... fat chance means no chance n slim chance means slight chance.
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? u only need an ID to buy liquor to prove your age n bar have parking lots coz the ppl who work there need a space to park their cars.
What if there were no hypothetical situations? then u wudnt be asking this q😆
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? the guy who drives the snowplow owns the snowplow.
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 4 security n emergencies
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? i don't know but i'd sure luv 2 c tht!
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? u better ask them....
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? it turns on.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? so blind ppl can get their money too!
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? i don't drive..so i can't say
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? coz thts the rule.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? coz who created our language were complete numskulls.
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? i never noticed tht box.😕
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? so u won't be distracted n can concentrate better
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? i never tried..so cant say.
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? is it? but i dont find it hard 2 remeber.
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? i dont know...i just called it TV.
Why does your nose run and your feet smell? nose runs bcoz it tries 2 get away 4rm the smelly feet.😆
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? cud be....sumtimes
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? thts really weird!!
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? 4 the
same reason y a "painting" is a painting even after it's painted.
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? its their prblm...i dont care.
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? so we can know how long it will remain fresh.
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? y dont u try n let us know😉
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? they shudnt be..
How can someone "draw a blank"? like this
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? i've no prblm with this word.
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? u tell me if u know.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? coz they didnt need tht.
What is another word for "gdfgaurus"? HUH!!😕
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? there must be sum reason.
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? maybe it sounds but we cant hear.
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? ask urself.
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? coz they keep standing.
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? coz 1 is enuf.
Does a fish get cramps after eating? hahaha!!
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 🤔
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? hm maybe.
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? y will he do tht?😕
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. i wont do tht.
can i skip the rest??😭
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
wht did u think of me when u first me? i dint know much abt u😳 only knew tht u r 1 of the biggest shamit fans.
wht do u think of me now? a craziest shamuian....very nice, creative, caring, concerned, friendly, emotional, beautiful outside and in, but most importantly my cute lil sis😳
things u dun like abt me- nothing such..
things u like abt me- i like the entire divs.
luv ya.. luv ya too🤗
xxXxx
~Divz~
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