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IF-Sizzlerz

Posted: 9 years ago

Hello Friends..i am here again ... with my Jokes post.. i hope u are not getting bored, 😛

Even if you are, 🥱 After all ye mere therapy..i mean papi pet ka sawal hai..😆 ..

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Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him" y r u standing here". Sardar ji bole "sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon." wife : "to jaao na!" sardar ji : "kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!" 😡

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sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha

1st:abhey bhag

2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai.. 😆

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Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"😡😆

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Hope everyone Knows who is Laloo ..😉

Funny Laloo ji 18 guards ko le kar film dekhne jate hain. Pucho to kiyun?

Because below 18 was not allowed.🤣

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Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai?

Funny Laloo: Watch bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai. Wifei bigadati hai to shuru ho jati hai.😆

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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.

Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint do na?😆

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Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference:

"Bhaiyo aur unki Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued: "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa Appointment Letter padkar sunaunga? Par letter angreeze main hai - Isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad >> Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet >> Aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement >> Humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence >> Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kono zaroorat nahee.

No phone call >> Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained >> Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks >> Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. >> Tohar Bilva 😆

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Please add more..😃

Edited by rrdsu - 9 years ago

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Bhavit Kapoor

@bawaswift

IF-Stunnerz

Posted: 9 years ago

😆

Nice ones Heena 👏 Brilliant n mazedaar post 🤣

All jokes are too hilarious... n the last one Laloo's appointment letter.. Oh... Only laloo ji can do this 😛 😆

Bore kaun ho rahaa hai yahaan

😆

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Bhavit Kapoor

@bawaswift

IF-Stunnerz

Posted: 9 years ago

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs right into two priests.

He says, "I'm Jesus Christ."

The first priest says, "No, son, you're not."

So the drunk says it to the second priest.

The second priest says, "No, son, you're not."

The drunk says, Look, I can prove it. He walks back into the bar with the two priests.

The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"

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Bhavit Kapoor

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IF-Stunnerz

Posted: 9 years ago

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

She replied, "No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.

The story continues...
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

MORAL: Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues...
Wife took out his husband's credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

Moral: Don't underestimate the power of a WIFE.

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Bhavit Kapoor

@bawaswift

IF-Stunnerz

Posted: 9 years ago

Santa travelling by train to Mumbai and was tearing bits out of a newspaper, rolling them into small balls and then chucking them out of the window.

Perplexed co-passenger: Why are you doing this?

Santa: To keep away the elephants.

Co-passenger: But there aren't any elephant around!

Santa: I know. Very effective, isn't it!

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rayafan17

@rayafan17

IF-Stunnerz

Posted: 9 years ago

OMG that was too too good

The last one too much

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rayafan17

@rayafan17

IF-Stunnerz

Posted: 9 years ago

Doctor: So you have cut down on drinking.
Santa: No, not at all.
Doctor: But I told you to watch your drinking.
Santa: Yes, I am very particular about it. Now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls!

Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?
Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do!
Pleaseee...

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Swati Kapoor

@Swatishubh

IF-Sizzlerz

Posted: 9 years ago

O my God - Heena they are too funny, 😆 😆

Hilarious ever! 👏 Liked all and the last one as if Laloo ji hi reh gaye hain Bill gates ke liye 😆

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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: bawaswift
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

She replied, "No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.

The story continues...
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

MORAL: Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues...
Wife took out his husband's credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

Moral: Don't underestimate the power of a WIFE.

😆

.@bold indeed true.. 😆

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Swati Kapoor

@Swatishubh

IF-Sizzlerz

Posted: 9 years ago

Main kyun bhagoo, mitti tune dali hai - 🤣

Thoda zyada nahi, bahut zyada hanste hain.😆

Nice add one Deepali di 👏

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