rudr : [dead drunk screaming his lungs out ] parrrooo ! oye paarrrooo ! dekh tera devdas agaya parro ! are woh SLB sahab ka fatichar devdas nehi jo ladkiyo ki tara iiiss uuusss uiimaa karta raha aur fir kya hua ? saala margaya, woh bhi per ke niche ! bwaaah !! yeh toh macho moochar devdas hai, latest edition ... joh
byah byaah khelta rehta hai, do baar attempted saadi ab attained hokei rahegi...iiis baar... kya keheti hay...saadioka ka aanpoori dastaan ab honge poori ! A story of a life time will find itz conclusion..noble attempt , eh ?
paro : emerged slowly in his mother's cloth and jewels.
rudra : chalo ladki bhi yahi, mandap bhi yahan, havan bhi yaha ( coujured a havan kund with a snap of his fingers)...ab subh kaam mein der kaisa. oye extra uninvited guests, I wanted a very private wedding, but sab ahi gaye toh positions lelo ! kauni angle se drama acha dikhega.
[and then observing paro minutely after kakisaas taunt.]
paaarooo yeh kya kiya toone ??? kyuu ?
Paro : [frightened ] ab kya kar diya maine ? kasam khake keheti hoon...
rudr : kha kasam aur bol ki tu paida i hui hai mujhe oedipus complex dene ke liye...kha kasam aur bol meri maa mujhe chod kar bhag gayi , kyu ? taa ki woh tujhe training de saake !
tu khoobsurat hai ----- maa ki tarah
raatdin shivji ki puja mein lagi reheti hai -----maa ki tarah
chance miltehi heli mara raamji sun le chillah kar mera dimag kharab karti hai ___maa ki tarah
tajawat se connection hai ---- maa ki tarah
mujhe godh mein sulate hai,khana likhate hai ----- maa ki tarah !
aur aj toh hadh hogaya ! maaki saari gehena pehen ke chamchamake mere paas agayi ! tooh main tujhe maa kyu naa samjhu ???
paro : blanched aghast
rudra : matlab maa ki tarah ! matlabi dhokebaj khoobsoorat aurat !
jo kisi ki nehi hoti aur ab meri hone jaarahi hai !
by god ! eksath othello's inferiority complex aur hamlet's mommy complex play karraha hoon main ! asan lag raha hai tum logoko ?
eh IF Junta ! jab dekho taali yaa gaali balam pichkari marti reheti ho !!
upar dekho ! shakespeare sahabji ka aatma bhi excitement ki mare juliet ki balcony se peek-a-boo kar rahe hai ! tooh hua naa main soooper se upaar...Dekh T.S bhi kahi naa kahi have started writing his latest thesis, " Rudra and his Insecurities ".
so plz put ur hands together and let the drama begin !!
Byaah kar lete hai, abhi ke abhi !!
Danveer : [achanak realised that he was not dumb as he had always thought...khusi ke maare he ran and hugged rudra saying the 1st complete line of his life ]...
naah beta ! aise nehi karte. pehele go to bathroom,drink some lemon water , and flush out all the alchohol u consumed...fir conjumashun sochenge .
Rudra : (pouting ) kyu ?? abhi kyu nehi ?
tab jab BSD ki office mein jab line mein khada hokar sab ke sab mujhse jabardasti kar rahe the tab toh koi nehi bola, ab nehi !!
mujhe stripper banakar poledance karwaya sab ... main chikhta , chillahta raha, par kisiko " make some noise for the desi boy '' ki aage kuch sunai dega tab na !
ab bhi tho maza lerahe the !
Danveer : red in embarrassment main ?? nehi tho !! oh ! that was a blooper , beta !
[IF junta : haww aise kuch hua kya !! gosh ! we missed everything...damn u sensor board !]
Rudrr : whatever !
tofir jo hoga , sab abhi ke abhi !!!
saadi ...saat fere ...saat kasam(one extra for my khubsurat paro)... sangam ... saat dhuakumari and angarkumar manufacturing ...sab abhi ke abhi !! and I shall take it to the BDSM ermmm BSD level, kasam se !
[to paro] oye ekchutki sinoor ke liye bawari ladki ,
chal letz play ringa ringa roses !
with completion of each circle you will hav one rosy promise from me ! count main karu, rose tujhe milegi...fair nah ?
First vow __________ even when u will be blinded with ur desires of lovemaking ... u will not get any lollypop to calm u ![ so ur level of desire will raise higher and **&%$ ]
second vow ________ I will never trust u. no matter how real u sound, i will always believe, u r faking it ! [it would help me to try harder]
third vow ________ this beautiful face will never attract me [ I am trained to see and get attracted to things below]
fourth vow________ I will never hear u when you will beg me to stop, just like they didnt hear me at HQ . Infact I will play rougher then !
fifth vow__________ ur moments will be such u hav never dreamt in your whole 18 / 21 / 24 yrs of lifetime...waise, all r dreams were drenched with bizzare fantasies.I know em all !
sixth vow _________ remember this when u act all tough, stubborn chit ! remember what I am capable of !
And the seventh vow______ I will never let u hav the happiness of relief , ever !
so parrrooo ! so, have u gathered the roses ? see I hav counted ek do thin bilkul perfect ! now that 7 vows are completed, will u waltz with me round the bonfire, since it is a happy occation na ? we r in the process of getting married ! so come to my embrace paarroo and let me whisper, all husky and seductive, to ur ears, the exclusive 8th vow.
and the eight th vow ___ is , I will never be yours even if my whole body with all itz parts remain plastered with ur according sections always and ever.
And with this collar thread on your neck and sprinkle of ser** errr sinooor on ur forehead, I pronounce us man and wife !
ab chal suhagan toh bangayi, suhag raat bhi maana leteh hai !
and you extra public ! spend the rest of the night shaking ur booty with
yo yo honey singha !
Raat ko hoga hungama / jab chamkegi chanda mama
Lala lala lala lala !
taliya taaliya taaliya !
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