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The famous Dracula girl on RR forum is in search of a daddy for her upcoming zombie kids
So the people who r interested can apply. We will have live interview for this.
1st Applicant: SRK
Interviewer- woow Shahrukh. So nice to see you here. May we know the reason for you to apply for this?
Applicant- "daddy for zombie kids'.. isn't this new ?? I love to do new things.. so Im here.
Interviewer- Do you think you have chances to win this?
Applicant- of course I am a big star on Bollywood.. I can do any role let it be a father or even grandfather.
Interviewer- ok your result is here. Unfortunately you are rejected.
rejected reason: Shahrukh says I LOVE YOU so romantically but we need expressionless I LOVE YOU
2nd Applicant: Hrithik Roshan
Interviewer- omg look who is here..Hrithik...warm welcome. May we know the reason for you to apply for this?
Applicant- well , I love to take risk, i love adventures. being father for zombie kids isnt a normal thing. so i love to take this challenge.
Interviewer- Do you think you have chances to win this?
Applicant- why Not??? I have good body, I am very much fit. i do workout daily. I can handle zombie kids so easily.
Interviewer- ok your result is here. Unfortunately you are rejected.
rejected reason: Hrithik blinks once per second but we need a person who blinks 1000 times per second
3rd Applicant: Amir Khan
Interviewer- Gosh Amir. I can't believe my eyes. what brought you here even in your hectic busy schedule?
Applicant- I love to be everywhere and try everything. Also your trp will increase even if you announce my name.
Interviewer- Do you think you have chances to win this? how confident are you?
Applicant- As you all know Amir means perfectionist. so I think I will be perfect zombie daddy
Interviewer- ok your result is here. Unfortunately you are rejected.
rejected reason: you take a lot time.
in your thinking time Moni can produce 5 kids.
4th Applicant: Salman Khan
Interviewer- SRK, Amir now Salman Khan. wooow. welcome Sir. how come you are here?
Applicant- I am thinking finally to settle down, so after dating lots of human being now I want to marry Dracula girl
Interviewer- Do you think you have chances to win this?
Applicant- I heard SRK and Amir got rejected. so it is crytal clear I am the 3rd King of Bollywood so definitely i will get selected. after all I am Mr. Salman Khan khan khan
Interviewer- ok your result is here. Unfortunately you are rejected.
rejected reason: you are over built and looks very much smart.
5th Applicant: Ranbir Kapoor
Interviewer- wooow our young Actor ranbir too have come here. may we know the reason plz?
Applicant- yeah why not, I was free so was walking here and there. and this program manager is my friend so he asked me to just give it a try.
Interviewer- Do you think you will get selected?
Applicant- Yes. I will. I wanna be Dracula Boy. see even all the senior artist have got rejected that means they want a young daddy so I am perfect for this.
Interviewer- ok your result is here. Unfortunately you are rejected.
rejected reason: the zombie mom has checked Ranbir's movies and not so satisfied with his performance. he doesn't seems good in bed breaking performance
Interviewer- All the five applicants have got rejected. what is your next plan Mrs. Moni?
Moni- yes even I am surprised that no one was able to impress me..but from this I have understood one thing. no one can match my expectations like Mr Farhan Khan.
I think I am in love with him only.. he is the Man. and only he can be my Man. I don't want anyone.. you you only you my dear Farhan Khan.
I love u FK(blinking)
I love u Moni(Expressionless)
Happy Birthday
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