After Alok Nath, Neil's the next target

Earlier jokes on veteran actor Alok Nath were trending on the microblogging website Twitter. Now, it's Bollywood actor Neil Nitin Mukesh's turn.

The actor, who turned 31 Wednesday, has been the subject of many jokes since Tuesday night, but he seems to have taken these in the right spirit.

"Seriously laughing that I am trending...some rather interesting ones out there. Re-tweeting my seven favourite (jokes). Enjoy," Neil posted on Twitter Tuesday night.

Here is what the actor laughted at:

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in love triangle.

What Neil Nitin Mukesh can do but SRK or Salman can't. Group discussion with himself.

When Neil Nitin Mukesh was a kid his nanny had to tell him three bed-time stories to make him sleep.

Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.

Ekta Kapoor started that "Nahi...nahi...nahi" in her daily soaps after she met Neil Nitin Mukesh.

When Neil Nitin Mukesh takes a selfie, it's a family photo.

nothing can beat the sanskari jokes of alok nath👎🏼

Neither Neil nor nitin nor Mukesh's jokes are funny
Just three wannabe Alok Naths 🥱

Neil Nitin Mukesh is BACK! New Bakra For The Twitterites

January 14, 2014 KajuKatli 3927 reads 6 comments

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Originally posted by: MR.KooL

Neil Nitin Mukesh is BACK! New Bakra For The Twitterites

January 14, 2014 KajuKatli 3927 reads 6 comments

After uncountable number of jokes actor Alok Nath, the next celebrity who has fallen prey to this kind of activity is another Bollywood actor Neil Nitin Mukesh. Neil Nitin Mukesh is turning 32 on January 15. Just a day before his birthday, Neil's name was trending on micro-blogging site Twitter, and it's now flooded with jokes and memes on the actor. The actor who was last seen in the forgettable movie '3G', was the butt of the jokes for his long name. He has taken the jokes sportingly and re-tweeted some of the jokes himself cracked on him on twitter.

These are some of the best tweets for you to facepalm, laugh, and cringe over!

1. When Neil Nitin Mukesh was born nurse said, "Mubarak ho aap ko Neil Nitin Mukesh hue hai".

2. When Neil Nitin Mukesh cracks a joke, people tell him "Abbey yaar 3 much ho gaya!"

3. When Neil Nitin Mukesh gets upset he says "Please leave us together".

4. Teacher: What is your father's name?

Kid: Neil Nitin Mukesh

Teacher: *faints*

5. Alok Nath thanked Neil Nitin Mukesh...thrice!

6. Neil Nitin Mukesh came in buy 1 get 2 free scheme.

7. Neil Nitin Mukesh went for an interview but was not selected. Why? Because there was only one vacancy.

8. Neil Nitin Mukesh makes Maggi in 6 minutes.

9. When Neil Nitin Mukesh draws a line, it becomes a triangle.

10. Neil Nitin Mukesh never books a table for 2.

11. 3 mistakes of my life was originally Neil Nitin Mukesh's dad's autobiography.

12. Neil Nitin Mukesh could have starred in '3 idiots' alone.

13. If Neil Nitin Mukesh sits in a time machine, he can be there in past, present and future simultaneously.

14. Q.How to get a hat trick in one ball? A.Dismiss Neil Nitin Mukesh.

15. When Neil Nitin Mukesh takes a selfie, it's a family photo.

16. Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.

17. Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle.

18. What Neil Nitin Mukesh can do but SRK or Salman can't. Group discussion with himself.

19. Once an interviewer called Neil Nitin Mukesh for a GD. It turned out to be a personal interview.

20. Neil Nitin Mukesh's wife put 3 chutki sindoor.

21. Neil Nitin Mukesh's wife always have threesome.

22. Neil Nitin Mukesh's parents had a terrible time as they had to pay the fee for three kids.

23. 3 people just followed me. They were Neil, Nitin, and Mukesh.

24. Once Neil Nitin Mukesh used weighing machine, it said 'Please try one by one"

25. When Neil Nitin Mukesh clicks a selfie, its called a panorama.

26. If Neil Nitin Mukesh acts in James Bond "Hi I'm Mukesh" "Nitin Mukesh" "Neil Nitin Mukesh"

27. All the movies of Neil Nitin Mukesh flop because 'Teen tigada, Kaam bigada'.

28. Who would have the longest name? Neil Nitin Mukesh? No. . His wife! ! !

29. Neil Nitin Mukesh breaks traffic signal. Pandu Havaldar catches him~ naam bolo. NNM---'Neil Nitin Mukesh'. Paandu Havaldar---'Baaki log kidhar hai'.

30. Neil Nitin Mukesh brushes six times a day!

31. Neil Nitin Mukesh played lead role in Dedh Ishquiya .Twice.

32. Neil Nitin Mukesh Jis din school nahi jata tha, uski 3 baar absent lagti thi.

33. Neil Nitin Mukesh can watch left, right and center.

34. Neil Nitin Mukesh has 3 birthdays.

35. Neil Nitin Mukesh is so white that sometimes he has to use 'Mardo wali DARKNESS cream'.

36. Neil Nitin Mukesh visits a doctor. "Aap mey se bimaar kaun hai?"

37. 100 divided by Neil Nitin Mukesh is 33.33333333333.

38. Neil Nitin Mukesh is single, engaged and married.

39. The awkward moment when Kalia returns after meeting Neil Nitin Mukesh, and Gabbar asks him "Kitne Aadmi thein".

40. Neil Nitin Mukesh can do group study alone.

41. Neil Nitin Mukesh believes in the idiom "It takes three to tango".

42. Neil Nitin Mukesh are Son Father and Grandfather all in one .

43. Neil Nitin Mukesh's father calls him "Three mistakes of my Life

44. When Neil Nitin Mukesh gives his GPS location, it reads Bermuda Triangle.

45. Remake of 'Do Ankhen Barah Haath' starring Neil Nitin Mukesh - 'Chhe Ankhen Chhattis Haath'

46. 3 worst actors of Bollywood : Neil Nitin Mukesh.

47. When Neil Nitin Mukesh reserves an auto, it is called a shared auto

48. Neil Nitin Mukesh can only be visible wearing 3D glasses.

49. Neil Nitin Mukesh's was the only student who could opt Science, Commerce and Arts after 10th.

50. ''9 Mistakes of My 3 Lives'' -Neil Nitin Mukesh