@imDRV520 12h: Salman Khan is still Virgin
because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in Maine Pyaar Kiya.
@ap8130012101: When Alok Nath was born doctor
said, "Badhaai ho, babuji huay hain.
@shubHASHISH13h: Alok Nath smokes agarbattis.
@bhavinjadav: Alok Nath's wildest fantasies
involve a harmonium and Reema Lagoo.
@bizzarebhide: For Alok Nath, Ram chahe Leela
chahe Leela chahe Ram is a bhajan.
@KapilSharmaPJs: Alok Nath call his wife
'Samdhaan'.
@brij_cfg : If Alok Nath goes in Biggboss..
Every morning will start with a Hanuman Chalisa and Mata Rani Aarti.
@Witticisms_ 5m: Poonam Pandey shud thank her
stars that Alok Nath didnt give her Sanskars, else her life would've been
hopeless & she would've been jobless.
@mainbhiengineer 21m: Rohit Sharma and Dale
steyn should watch some Alok nath movies and learn Sanskar
@iAnkurMishra 23m: Alok Nath was the first
person to call Parle as ParleG!"
@EatPrayLoveM 55m: Alok Nath only saw this
season of Big Boss. Kyunki Big Boss saath 7 hai
@twilightfairy 12h: Why are people talking
about alok nath? PS. autocorrect turned him into aloo bath
@TheNaique 12h: Alok Nath went for Sunburn and
did surya namaskar.
@JAmmuRaa 2m: Rahul Dravid was Alok Nath of
Indian Cricket team.
@iAnkurMishra: Alok Nath once blessed wheat
farms and now we have Aashirwaad atta
@madhu27: Wat will Alok Nath ride if he stars
in Dhoom 3 ? Bullock cart.
@Ohfakenews: Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to
a boy. Today we know that boy as ARVIND KEJRIWAL.
Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti ash at rave parties.
@Youteecrush: Alok Nath believes the F in FTV
stands for Family
"Gandhiji used to call mahatma to Alok
Nath."
"Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to
school instead of Notebooks."
"Alok Nath is father to so may betas and
betis that when his family decides to go on vacation they book a train!"
"Alok Nath wants twitter to add
'Aashirwad' button."
"Buddha and Ashoka wanted to live a
lavish and lustful life, but then they met Alok Nath."
"When Alok Nath is around Even Salman
Khan behaves like a good son."
"Even Emran Hashmi can't kiss Alok Nath
daughters because of their sanskar."
"When you type Alok nath on Google
search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling
Sanskari".
"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a
lecture to attend his daughter's wedding."
"The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in
his life are Haridwar and Pariwar."
"'Mujhe betiyon ki babuji banna hai' -
Alok Nath when teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up."
"Alok Nath is such a personality that at
times his wife calls him bhaisaab."
"So someone did make Alok Nath trend at
no. 1 spot! yeah the madness of a new year starting has begun."
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