Dear daddy,
Why do you not want me to come into this world? Afraid I will be at the receiving end of all of mommy's love? Ahaan. Don't worry mommy will still love you but I will always be her number one but I will be gracious enough to let you be her number two. Superbaby Right Kameena does not play second fiddle to anyone.
Before I come into this world, you have to take very good care of mommy. Feed her chocolates, ice cream, anything and everything whenever she wants. I command you to give in to all of her demands because they will all be from me. And Superbaby Right Kameena does not like it if his demands are ignored. No one is allowed to hurt my mommy including you. If my mommy sheds even one tear, I will come after 9 months and set the whole world on fire.
Daddy I hope you are getting everything ready for me as per Superbaby Right Kameena's standards. I want a top notch baby crib from Posh Tots, Bespoke handcrafted baby mattress, Eiderdown Heirloom silk pillows, the Aston Martin baby stroller, Louis Vuitton diaper bag...well you get the drift daddy. I want the best and no expense should be spared. That is what you expect me to say right? That I want the best luxury can afford? Ahaan.
But do you know what I really want? I want my mommy and daddy to love me, shower me with hugs and kisses. I want to play ball, argue with you who does mommy love best and join you in teasing mommy. I don't care about your superstar status and money. You will always be my hero. Now don't let this get to your head because I will always be cuter, smarter and more loved than you. After all, I am Superbaby Right Kameena. Ahaan.
Love,
Mommy's Favorite Little Man
Letter from Jungli Billi to Right Kameena on Pg. 6
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