Since Arjun doesn't meditate on Durga to please her, I thought about why:
K = Krishna
A = Arjun
D = Durga
Ready, great!
K: Sakha.
A: Aagya Madhav
K: I think you should please Mata Durga
A: Ok. What should I ask for?
K: Ask for victory
A: But I've got you.
K: Oh Arjun, you goose. It's important to also have Mata Durga's blessings since she has under her control this material illusion known as Maya. Get her blessings to shield yourself from this maya.
A: But I've got you.
K: You flatter me Paarth, but seriously just go meditate on her.
A: I don't know ... I was planning on teaching Abhimanyu how to escape the chakravyuh.
K: Oh. Hmm. I can't think of a reason why you should worship Durga then ...
A: Ok, I'll go worship Durga
K: What about Abhi?
A: Relax. How long will this worship thing take? An hour, two hours.
K: You have to meditate on her until she appears.
A: Gahh!! Why didn't you tell me??
K (mumbles): It's kinda obvious.
K (normal): Great so it's settled, go meditate on her. Just concentrate everything on Durga and she will appear. You have my guarentee.
A: Oh, so you have some kind of connection with Durga huh?
K: Well you know ... I did please Mahadev for Samba.
A: Oh Samba. That naughty critter. How is he by the way.
K: He's fine - go now.
A: ok ok. Gosh, I was just asking about your kid.
(Arjun walks off)
K: *sighs*
Arjun goes off and sits under a tree, he mediates on Om Durgaya Namah and recalls the Devi Bhagvatam. Suddenly a dazzling light fills the screen and lo! Durga appears and in a sweet voice:
D: Kaho vats Arjun, aapko kya iccha hain?
A (eyes closed, raises arms in the air and bows down to her): Pranipath Devi Durga. It is truly an honor to have attained your mercy!
D: *smiles*
A (opens eyes): Subhi? What are you doing here?
D (confused): Subhi? I am not your wife Subhadra.
A: Shh. You look just like her
(gets up and walks around tree)
Madhav, Madhav. Where are you?
D (getting irritated, but calms down): Look Arjun, I am not Subhadra.
A (pops up in front of Durga, their noses are inches away): Same eyes, same lips, same skin color, same measurements. If I had to say you were someone, it's my wife Subhi.
D: Measurement?
A: you know thirty-
D: Silence!!!!
A: Oh sure. Now you get upset. But when we are playing guess the measurements on the road, you like it. You're so hypocritical Subhi. Now where did you manage to get all this dazzling light from? Are these invisible lights?
D: These are from my own effulgence.
A: Pssh. I've seen you before. Honey, you never had that effulgence before.
D: Honey?
A: You know, darling, sweetums, hawt stuff. Don't get why you are asking this now, you do love these names.
D: For the millionth time, I am not your wife.
A: So where'd you get this costume sweety? Who made it for you? Definitely keep it. We can use it tonight, if you know what I mean 😉
D: Look Arjun. I am already happily married to the immortal Devon Ka Dev Mahadev. We met before when you got the pasupatastra.
A(eyes open wide): Ohh. Ohhh. Ohhh.hhh. Why didn't you say you were Subhi's twin. It would have made more sense.
D: Really, that would have made sense, but me not getting your weird comments and telling you that I am Durga didn't get past you.
A: You know ... I wish Subhi looked as great as you did. If you don't mind then could you give her your clothes?
D (eyes red with anger): This is why you called me. To have my clothes given to your wife?
A: Ohh no!! That's not my wish. I wish for 10 more wishes.
D (rolls eyes): I'm not a genie ... try again.
A: Maybe I should wish for a genie. Ohh. That blue guy seems to be the funnest. I
D: don't you have a war starting tomorrow.
A: Yeah, but that's a piece of cake. Not too worried about it.
D: Really, you're not worried about it.
A: Naahh. I have the Gandhiva bow, Krishna as my charioteer, a divine chariot from Agni, and divine horses from this Gandharva friend, and two inexhaustible quivers. I'm upgraded to the max.
D: So why did you call me?
A: I don't know... Madhav told me to ask you for something, but since you are Subhadra, you should know too.
D: I thought we went over this. I AM NOT SUBHADRA!!
A: Gosh. You don't have to get so angry. Wait a second, hold on, I'll be right back.
Arjun runs off back to camp, gathers everyone and leads them to where Durga is waiting.
D: You brought more people? They haven't done anything to get to see me!
A: Shhh. Let's put it to a vote. Jyesth who do you think this is:
Y: Well, the resemblance to Subhadra is uncanny. She looks better than Subhadra though. But I think I'll say Durga.
A: Durga: 1 // Subhadra: 1 ... I vote for Subhi.
A: wait a second. What do you mean she looks better than Subhi? She is Subhi. Do you think that my Subhi isn't hot?
Y: woah. That's not what I meant.
A: really. Tell me then Jyesth, just how hot is my Subhi.
Y: uhhh... (looks at Panchaali who is smiling)
A: You don't think she's hot do you. Wow ... my own brother thinks my wife is ugly.
Y: no that's not what I meant. Subhadra is very beautiful.
A: On a scale of 1-10 how hot is she?
Y: I don't think I should say this.
A: I asked you a question, and I demand an answer. Remember, you follow dharma so you must speak the truth.
Y (mutters): shit.
Y (normal): Uhh 8.
A: 8!!! You gave a score to my wife. Jyesth I didn't expect this from you.
Y: but..
A: This will take some time to heal. I can't even look at you anymore.
Y (looks at smiling Panchaali and mouths): Aren't you going to say something?
P: *shakes head*
Y (raises hands and leaves): *sigh*
A: Ok Bratha Bheem
D: This is a joke right
B: I think this is Subhadra.
A: Durga: 1 // Subhadra: 2 YES!!
D: really ... I'm hovering in the air and you think I'm Subhadra?
A: Shhh. It's not your turn. Nakul step on up.
N: Well she looks like Subhadra.
P(Panchaali): Arya. We know she looks like Subhadra. Just answer the question.
N (embarrassed, whispers): How come she always picks on me. I'm smart ... beautiful too .. and smart. I'm smartiful or beautysmart.
N (normal voice): Subhadra definitely
A: Durga: 1 // Subhadra: 3
D: You have got to be kidding me
A: Sahadev. Poorvabhasing time.
S: Pranaam Mata Durga.
A: Are you nuts. Durga: 2 // Subhadra: 3
A: Priya Panchaali, your turn
P: While her resemblance to Subhadra is definitely there.
N (mutters): Oh sure you can describe how she looks. Hypocrite.
P: Arya Nakul, did you say something?
N: nope
P: Don't lie. I heard it.
N (mutters): Then why did you ask me
P: Come inside, I'll teach you a good lesson.
N: *grumbles*
Panchaali catches Nakul by the ear and in front of everyone, drags him to his tent.
A: Wait Panchaali, who do you think it is?
P: It's 100% Durga Arya Arjun.
A: Hmm .. it's said that it's impossible to understand the mind of women. So when she says Durga, she clearly meant Subhadra.
Durga: 2 // Subhadra: 4
D: She clearly meant Durga, me...
A: Shh stop talking Subhadra or else I will have to teach you a lesson myself.
D (pissed off): Do you dare teach me a lesson Gandhivdhari Arjun!!!
A: Well duh. Now cut the action and come home. You have messed up my time. Madhav will be angry that I couldn't seek Durga out.
D: You know what... forget it. I can see the past, present, and future. I see Krishna wanted me to bless you victory. Vijay Bhava. Enjoy.
(Disappears)
A: Woah .. Subhi can't disappear like that. She was really Mata Durga. ... oh crap. Time to meditate again
Edited by shyam09 - 10 years ago
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