Favourite RK dialogue...

the show's one of the highlights has been RK's witty one liners...

       

its time now to vote for your favourite... 

lets see which dialogue gets the most nodes from IF memebers...

u can vote for more than one dialogue but not more than 3 in a particular preference order, and the dialogue to get the maximum likes wins this competition... 

9. RK kabhi theek nahi hota ..ya toh bahut acha hota hai ya bahut bura

10. Paglon ki si nafrat...Paglon ka sa ishq...Paglon ka sa Junoon...Dono ne milkar kya khoob nibhaya - Madhubala Ek Ishq Ek Junoon 

11. Biwi maa dono khadi , kiski baat manwaye, Balihari hoon Biwi tumhara, Maiyya diyo bataye

12. Yeh badi badi aankhen , inn aankhon mein aag , itni kii Pappu Singh ke dhabe ke tandoor mein bhi nahi hogi 

13.Biwi agar mujhe pehle pata hota ki tum mujhe milne wali ho, to main washing machines ke liye kharcha karta hi nahi...kyonki tum apne aansuon ke jetspray se hi mere kapde dho deti

14. Biwi din bhar mein tum jitne aansu baha deti ho utni to Rajasthan mein saal bhar mein bhi barish nahi hoti...Kaise manage karti ho?

15. Agar govt rone pe Tax laga de to tum to hamara ghar ek mahine mein bikwa dogi

16. Biwi remote kaam nahin kar raha hai...Rewind button kaam nahin kar raha hai...Mute button kaam nahin kar raha hai...Exit button kaam nahin kar raha hai 

17. Biwi , me too, I love me!

18. Biwi...Kem chho? Maza ma chho? Tussi theek ho ji? Tua beya?...Biwi chaar alag alag bhashaon mein pooch chuka hu ye paanchvi hai - Tum theek ho?...Aaj jawaab dogi? Nahi?

19. Biwi aise kyon harbada rahi ho jaise kisi ka khoon kar diya ho...aur laash chhupana bhool gayi ho

20. Haath..naye lagwaye hain? aise chhupa kyu rahi ho?...Biwi ek baat batao...tum abhi abhi aisi huyi ho ya ye manufacturing defect hai?

21. Tum phir hans rahi ho...Tumko kisi ne dhamki hai ki agar hasna band kar dogi to oot pe bitha kar nadi mein chhod di jaogi...Oot tumhe doobne nahi dega aur nadi tumhe neeche nahi utarne degi

22. Do baatein kehni thi...Pehli - main abhi poori tarah se theek nahi hua hu, mujhe rest ki aur zarurat hai...Isliye kripya karke bakwaas band kar di jaaye...Dusri baat - Dipali ye bag uthao aur poore National Honour ke saath mere kamre mein rakh kar aao 

23. Biwi mere kamre mein jao...BIWI...Sidiyon se chadhkar upar right mein kamra pehla mera hai...Knock karne ki zarurat nahi hai kyonki main yaha hu...Biwi tumhe kamre mein jaana hoga kyonki kamra neeche chal kar nahi ayega...Maine kaha JAO!

24. Biwi kitni Talented ho tum...itni dur baith kar bhi mujhe irritate kar rahi ho 

25. Tum pichle janam mein chemist thi kya jo hamesha dawaiyon ke peeche padi rehti ho

26. Biwi, agar tumhe shant murti bankar rehna hai toh mujhe bata do, hall me jo bhi kona tumhara fav hoga, wahan table lagwa dunga, khadi ho jana wahan boot bankar

27. Chaliye*clap clap* parda down! showtime over! Have a bad night and bad dreams...bahar jaaneka raasta agey se left hai...aaplog jaa sakte hai

28. Deepali pregnant hain??????

29. Kukku Bhatiya and performing arts nautanki gang

30. Bittuji AAP aatwe mania par Paida huwe the????? 

There are lots more... i'll add them, but till then start voting guyz...

Remember... not more than 3...

2. Paglon ki si nafrat...Paglon ka sa ishq...Paglon ka sa Junoon...Dono ne milkar kya khoob nibhaya - Madhubala Ek Ishq Ek Junoon

3. Biwi mere kamre mein jao...BIWI...Sidiyon se chadhkar upar right mein kamra pehla mera hai...Knock karne ki zarurat nahi hai kyonki main yaha hu...Biwi tumhe kamre mein jaana hoga kyonki kamra neeche chal kar nahi ayega...Maine kaha JAO!

I love ALL his dialogues :) But these are just Bang On :D

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