Disclaimer : Kids don't read this one!😛
Rest : Thoda sa double meaning hai!
Part-1
"Baby...baby...baby...baby meri baat..." Sam called out for Anu, as she walked away.
"Darling...Riya darling...Riyu...baat toh suno..." Arjun called out for Ri, as she walked away.
"baby...baby...baby...baby...baby why this kolaveri di?"
"Kya faayda Sam...ab toh bas..."
"Chup kar Arjun! Tunhein toh suhagraat manali...aur meri suhaagraat ka kya?"
"Toh tujhe Anu se shaadi kya suhaag raat manane ke liye karni hai?"
"Abey nahi...matlab...romance karte waqt woh feel ni aata..."
"Samajh gaya...par nahi yaar...meri baari toh shaadi se pehle hi feel..."
"Meri behen ko shaadi se pehle hi..."
"Nahi nahi sam..Teri behen ki..."
"Kya? Tu mujhe gaali nikal raha hai?"
"Nahi nahi Sam...mujh mein itni himmat kahaan ki mein Riya ke saath vaisa kuch karun...woh bhi shaadi se pehle..."
"Hmm...that's like a shareef jija..."
"Shareefness toh meri rag-rag mein hai Sam..."
"Tu kitna shareef hai...pata hai mujhe..."
Meanwhile,
AnuRi,
"Ri.."
"Anu di..."
"Inka dostana..."
"Kya kam tha joh yeh Aayesha beech mein aa gayi di..." as Riya started crying her heart out.
5 minutes back,
Sanu,
"Yeh lo apni engagement ring...yeh ring jaa ke uss...uss nakchadi Aayesha ko hi pehna dena..."
"Lekin baby..."
"Don't call me baby...!"
Ariya,
"Arjun...divorce papers ik hafte mein mil jayenge..."
"Darling lekin..."
"Darling? Woh Aayesha na?"
Now,
"Ab toh mujhe inka dostana bhi normal lagne lag pada hai..."
Anu looks at Riya shocked,"Ri...dostana normal lagta hai?"
"Uss Aayesha se better toh inka dostana hi hai...dekha nahi kaise style marti hai woh chudail...the way she flaunts her assets...kaise ghur ghur ke dekh rahe thay usse..."
"Toh acha hi hai na Ri...dostana se better hi hai..."
"Kya di?"
"Haan Ri...kam se kam ladkiyon mein interest dubara dikha rahe hain dono..."
"Par hum dono kya kam hai jo woh uss Aayesha ko dekh rahe thay..."
"Hmm...koi ni iska solution bhi dhundte hain...chal good night Ri..." said Anu, as she kissed Ri's forehead.
Outside the room,
"Dekha Sam...kiss! Chiii! Meine tujhe pehle hi kaha tha ki...ki...ki dono lesbians hain..."
"Tadap tadap ke..."
"Abe chup...(suddenly)...bahar aa rahi hai..."
"Ulti? Toh washroom mein jaa na..."
"Sam!! Koi kamre ke bahar aa raha hai..."
Suddenly, Anu comes out of the room, and notices the duo, standing there, with their backs leaned against the wall.
Anu made a face, when she noticed 'their hands-in-hands' and ran to her room.
The guys, then entered their respective rooms.
Ariya,
Riya was correcting the bed, when Arjun poked her waist.
"Kya hai?" she asked irritatedly..
Arj : "Riya darling..."
Ri : "Nahi hunn mein tumhari darling..."
Arj : "Darling aise nahi kehte..."
Ri : (hands him a pillow) "Bahar sofa par so jaana..." (drags him out of the room and locks the room from inside)
Outside the room,
"Riya darling...why this kolaveri di?"
Sanu,
A shirtless Sam, climbed on his girl, who was busy listening to songs.
"Baby...baby.."
She looked at him, as if disinterested, "Kya hai Sam?"
Sam : "Baby...baby kaafi time ho gaya na ki humne romance nahi kiya..."
Anu : "Acha? Toh jao na...Aayesha se jaake romance karlo..."
Sam : (kisses her lips) "Baby lekin..."
Anu : "Darwaaze tak khud jaana pasand karoge ya mein chod ke aayun?"
Sam gets up and leaves the room.
In the guest room,
"Yaar...mujhe toh dhake marke kamre se bahar kar diya..." said Arjun.
"Par yahaan thoda theek tha...good night kiss mil gayi..." said Sam.
"Chal, teri toh kismat bahut achi hai..."
"woh toh hai..."
"Par Sam..."
"Haan Arjun..."
"Mein na...Riyu ko manane ke liye saari manforce laga dunga..."
"Kya?" Sam said, as he looked at Arjun shocked.
"Sam tu gussa kyun ho raha hai...aur manforce se mera matlab hai...insaani taaqat...and not wt ur thinking..."
"meine vaisa kuch nahi samjha tha Arjun...and mein tujhse kabhi gussa ho sakta hunn kya?"
Arjun nods in -ve, as he hugged Sam tightly.
"Sam..."
"Haan Ajju..."
"Sam...tu din b din hot hota jaa raha hai..."
"(cups Arjun's face) Hotness ke genes mere andar by birth hain..."
Next morning,
Anu woke up. She looked at the other side of the bed. She thought of forgiving him and left for the dining area for him.
She reached the dining area, but the guys weren't there...
She then found the guest room's door slightly opened.
As soon as she opened the door and noticed the scene, she nearly fainted.
Sam-Arjun were sleeping on the bed. Normal, eh?
Well, shirtless. Their shirts were lying on the sofa.
Arjun was sleeping, with bed-sheet, hugging his chest, while Sam had only sneaked his face out.
Anu ran towards Riya's room, and luckily, Riya was lying awake.
"Morning Di.."
"Morning gayi tel lene...chal mere saath..."
Anu dragged Riya to the guest room.
As soon as Riya noticed the duo, she literally died!
"Di...inn dono ne...woh sab kiya?"
Anu looked at Riya, shocked!
"Riya! Dimaag toh theek hai? Dono ka itna bhi dostana nahi ki yeh dono woh sab karein!"
"Koi bharosa nahi...kal inn dono ko acha chance mil gaya tha woh sab karne ka..."
"Riya plz daraa mat...mere Sam waise nahi hai..."
An hour later,
The girls were ready to leave for the office, when they witnessed another 'dostana' moment...
Precap
ArMeer's dostana continues.
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