Joke Junction# 17 - Page 3

Mother: 'Why are you home from school so early?'

Son: 'I was the only one who could answer a question.'

Mother: 'Oh, really? What was the question?'

Son: 'Who threw the blackboard duster at the teacher?'

Originally posted by: navyab

Little Suzie was lost in thought and when her mother asked her what she was thinking, Suzie said, "Mommy, is it true that the stork fetches babies?"

Her mother replied, "Yes, dear."

Suzie had another question: "Is it true Santa brings presents?"

Her mother replied, "That's right, dear."

Suzie asked, "Then what do we need daddy for?"

Originally posted by: navyab

In school, Little Tom was assigned a paper on 'Birth of a child' and he asked his mother, "Mom, how was I born?"

"Well dear" said his mother, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said Tom, "and how were you and dad born?"

His mother replied, "Oh, the stork brought us too."

Tom persisted, "And how were grandfather and grandmother born?"

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said his mother, by now beginning to be a little uncomfortable.

After a few days, Tom handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has not been easy to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for the last three generations."

Originally posted by: .Siham.