Ek Hazaaron Mein, Bakhtiyaar Ki Behna Hai!!

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[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygeZfOExejA[/YOUTUBE]

Bakhtiyaar singing for 'Pyaari Behna Chelaram Delu'

Bakki ka, COLORS ka-SABKA KEHNA HAI,

Ek Hazaron Mein- Delnaaz BEHNA HAI👏👍🏼
BIG BOSS, HAMEIN, MIL KAR KE JEETNA HAI!!👏👍🏼

Bakki ka, COLORS ka-SABKA KEHNA HAI,

Ek Hazaron Mein- Delnaaz BEHNA HAI👏👍🏼
BIG BOSS, HAMEIN, MIL KAR KE JEETNA HAI!!👏👍🏼

Bakki ka, COLORS ka-SABKA KEHNA HAI,

Ek Hazaron Mein- Delnaaz BEHNA HAI👏👍🏼
BIG BOSS, HAMEIN, MIL KAR KE JEETNA HAI!!👏👍🏼

BAKKI KA, COLORS KA, SABKA KEHNA HAI!!

Ting-Ting-Ting-Ting-Ting-Ting-Ting-Ting

Ye Na Jaana Duniya Ne, Delu Kyun Hai Udaas?
Iske Dhongi Chehre Pe, Pachaas Laakh KI PYAAS!🤢

La-La, La-La, Hmm, Hey, Hey, Hey!

Ye Na Jaana Duniya Ne, Delu Kyun Hai Udaas?
Iske Dhongi Chehre Pe, Pachaas Laakh KI PYAAS!🤢

AA MERE PAAS AA, MAANG JO MAANGNA HAI!
Ek Hazaron Mein- Delnaaz BEHNA HAI👏👍🏼
BIG BOSS, HAMEIN, MIL KAR KE JEETNA HAI!!👏👍🏼

(After his guest entry time is over, Bakhtiyaar weeping outside Big Boss House Gate!)

Jabse Mujhko Kar Diya, Big Boss Ke Ghar Se Door,
Meri Pyaari Delu, Hai Ankhiyon Se Door!

La-La, La-La, Hmm, Hey, Hey, Hey!
Jabse Mujhko Kar Diya, Big Boss Ke Ghar Se Door,
Meri Pyaari Delu, Hai Ankhiyon Se Door!
HAAJMA KHARAAB HAI, NA DIL MEIN CHAINA HAI👏👍🏼

Ek Hazaron Mein- Delnaaz BEHNA HAI👏👍🏼
BIG BOSS, HAMEIN, MIL KAR KE JEETNA HAI!!👏👍🏼

Bakki ka, COLORS ka-SABKA KEHNA HAI,

Ek Hazaron Mein- Delnaaz BEHNA HAI👏👍🏼
BIG BOSS, HAMEIN, MIL KAR KE JEETNA HAI!!👏👍🏼
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PS*: Delu wins BB-6 Alag Chheee Season, receives Prize Money Cheque of Rupees 50 Lac and Baktiyaar Irani pounces on her and rains kisses on his beloved Sister, saying," Hoye--- Hum Jeet Gaye Tanaaz! Humaari Delu Jeet Gayi! Delu apne Bhai aur Tanaaz ko 20 Laakh Rupees degi naa Delu."🥳

 
Delu starts crying, no tears but hysterical sobs and an emotional speech with Chelaram expressions---------rodent teeth protruded and a wave of left hand---starts speaking to Aashka, who is (what else?) WEEPING nearby🤢:

""Main kyun doon apne 50 lakh mein se Bakhtiyaar-Tanaaz ko 20 Lakh? ---Hain?? (pause)-----------Bhaai hai, Bhabhi hai, iska matlab khoon choos lenge kya mera?😡---(Long Pause)----😕 Rishton ke tootne ka Dard kya hota hai (sob-sob-subuk-subuk)-------Ye Main Jaanti Hoon! 😕------Bhai-Bhabhi jab dukh pahunchaante hain,-------- (sob-sob-subuk-subuk)----- wo taqleef, woh ehsaas----Main Jaanti hoon!😕------------ Ye wohi Bakhtiyar hai jisne isi Big Boss ke ghar se DUS LAAAKH rupaye jeete thhe?---- (sob-sob-subuk-subuk)-------Jaanti ho Aashka kitne Rupaye diye isne us DUS LAAKH mein se?😕----(18 minute Atal Bihari Vajpayee pause)-------Apne bums shake karke chala gaya, Delu ki aankhon ke saamne yehi Bakhtiyaar!😡 -------------Isne mujhe diye ZERO, NIL, NOUGHT, ZILCH paise!---------- (sob-sob-subuk-subuk)--------Make up ke Saaman ke paise naheen thhe mere paas----------(Pause)-----Shani Bazaar se sasti waali lipstick-Nailpolish lene ke paise naheen thhe---aur ye---Tanaaz Irani-------mujhe Givenchy, DKNY ke perfumes dikha ke chidha rahi thhi!😡  ------------Delu mar jaayegi Aashka, magar apni mutthhi naheen kholegi in Tucche, Do-Gale, Be-sharam logon ke liye!😈---------------------------------Ye lo Aashka apne Paanch Hazaar Rupaye😭-----please ek accha sa Suit khareed lena-----badi sasti choice hai tumhaari-------- aur ye Teen Hazaar Sana ko bhi de dena-------usko bolna, Delu ne diye hain,----khujli ki davaai le le wo please-----haan, B-Tek Malham Lotion ya Ring Cutter ka carton! ---------Bahut saath nibhaaya hai tum dono ne----Delnaaz ehsaan faraamosh naheen hai! Dosti ka haq adaa karna jaanti hai Delnaaz!-----------Aur Suno? Rajeev ko Dekha kaheen?-----------Ro raha hoga kisi kone mein bechaara!--------- Ye Paanch Sau Rupaye usko bhi dene hain yaar!!!""😉

Edited by -Cruiser- - 11 years ago

Originally posted by: rajluvsshvpavti

pajama chap irani family

Disgusting really!

What that idiot said, can still be understood!

How Delu, Aashka and Sana gloated and sprayed their khushi ke aansoo over Bakhtiyaar's mardaangi, when Urvashi and others had to remain in statue mode---CHHHEEE!🤢
Edited by -Cruiser- - 11 years ago

👏Bhaktiyaar n dellu haaye haaye😡Bhaktiyaar n dellu haaye haaye!!

She shoudl hav given 500 rupees to that Ashka to set her hair properly🤢 

vote goes to first option . i really disliked her brother.. instead of showering love on her own sister , he was taunting Urvashi and Rajeev ..even though she got graceful after her brother left the show , she equally got irritating for me...
Edited by --P.K.LeLe-- - 11 years ago

Originally posted by: naneta

AWESOME POST👏

Thanks Naneta ji!😊

Originally posted by: mythical

irani family - ...

👏

Originally posted by: taurusbb

Super like 👏

Thanks taurusbb!

Many have hated Bakhtiyaar-Delu so much that they seemed to have mised its a fun-parody in main post!😲😆
Edited by -Cruiser- - 11 years ago

They are disgraceful individuals...

I am not very active on IF...a silent reader u can say...have read some of ur posts on bb forum and i just want to ask HOW DO U WRITE SO WELL???r u a professional journalist?its not easy to attain that kind of imagery and creativity that u show in ur posts,so well written and so hilarious..keep it up 😊