Joke Junction #12 | Jeannie aur Juju

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Posted: 11 years ago

Welcomee tooo Jokeee Junction 12th

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Posted: 11 years ago

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water !!!

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Posted: 11 years ago

I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila."

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Posted: 11 years ago

A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Posted: 11 years ago

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was just blaming you !!!

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Posted: 11 years ago

Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't !!

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Posted: 11 years ago

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Posted: 11 years ago

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

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Posted: 11 years ago

Success is when your name is in everything but the phone book.

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Posted: 11 years ago

Teacher: Name 5 wild animals. Student: 3 bears and 2 tigers.

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