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Who is the straightest Darling Duo on IF?

Thats for me to know and you to wonder :P

@CookieRaider

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

Well before you vote do read some stories about their straightness
1. Farah and Tammy Darling and their story

It's a normal day on IF but something was very wrong for tammy darling.

SuperCookie asks: Tammy darling what's wrong, why are you so sad??

Tammy darling replies: cookie I can't find my farah. 😭😭

Supercookie says: oh she is in hottie's AT.

Tammy at AT: Farah I found you''

Farah: Tammy I was missing you so much how dare you miss our 2pm dates😳
😃All is right in the world of IF all thanks to supercookie 😃

2.Meenu and Hatzi Darling
SuperCookie: Presenting the two halkat items meenu and hatzi darling

Not much is known about these two YUMMY MUMMIES

Enter mommy darling (cari): STOP RIGHT THERE...YOUNG LADY' WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YUMMY MUMMIES????
I thought I was the hottest mummy on this forum

SuperCookie: Yes these yummy mummies have been together for a very long time and these two are truly, madly, honestly and wholely in love with each other. They even adopted a baby from if a few months back and her name is Ash. (IF population aww what a beautiful family)

3. Shahi item and Shikz and Shahi Darling
Supercookie: Well confused so am I. Their love story goes along the lines of infidelity ko kya naam doon.
Hatzi darling: Cookie stop inviting our neighbors and use a madhubala reference😡😡'

Supercookie: Okk Hatzi darling the new title of Shikz love story is Shahi Ek ishq Ek Junoon
Enter meenu darling: Cookie you retard you wrote shahi's name twice???

Supercookie: meenu darling it's because there are two shahi's on this forum one is shahi item(cuz she is a part of ur halkat item gang) and the other is Shahi darling(she is also called coolestsh here)

Supercookie: Well the story goes that shahi item and Shikz darling fell in love so they decided to get married.

Tammy darling: Look farah they got married aww itsn't that so romantic'' ☺️
Shrish darling: tammy chup kar we will get you and farah married later😡 for now popcorn khao aur mast ho jao
Supercookie: Shahi item and shikz were married for a few months and then shikz started to get bored with her one flavor of ice cream so she decide to go and find herself another flavor and that's when shikz's heart slipped for Shahi darling.
Enter Fishy: Oyee cookie why couldn't this shikz find a different flavor in life why did she go for two vanilla's☺️☺️''..where were all of the chocolates, strawberries, and bananas😕 ?????
Supercookie: fishy darling all of the bananas, strawberries and chocolates were taken by Shikz's girlfriend Shahi darling. You see shahi darling(coolestsh) is also cheating on Shikz with her sonupie and neeno lovers. And then we have poor shahi item, she is the unfortunate yet faithful wife of Shikz.😭😭

Meenu darling: Shikz I told u to not to tell cookie about your affairs'..aab badnaami enjoy kar😃
NEW NEW EDITED BREAKING NEWS SHIKZ HAS REMARRIED TO A GAL NAMED LEVERNE while still being married to first wife shahi item😲😲😲...
DDian's where are you?? shahi item needs your help and support

4. Cookie and her agent darling
Enter meenu darling: Oyye bore mat kar we already know Cookie sirf aur sirf apni agent darling ki hai🤢
Enter Fishy darling: Yea and the rest of us are all just rumors😡😡😡
Enter booth: Cookie Iss janam mein tera mera kucch nahiin ho sakta
Enter farah and tammy darling: Oyee we want to hear about Nishi and shrish's love
5. Presenting the Little red Shrish darling and the big bad Fishy wolf
Once upon a time there was a little red shrish darling that was on her way to visit her grandma's house. Along the way, little red shrish darling who was 200% straight meets the big bad fishy wolf, who wants to eat her straightness up alive. Little red shrish darling barely escaped but lost 90% of her straightness in the process. Little red shrish darling ran and ran until she got to her grandma's house. What she failed to realize was that the big bad wolf had already gobbled up her grandmother and was waiting there for her.
Shrish darling enters her grandmother's room and sits on the bed then asks: Grandma what big hands you have?
Big bad Fishy wolf: All the better to hold you with
Little red shrish darling: Grandma what big lip you have?
Big bad fishy wolf: All the better to kiss you with and then the big bad fishy wolf leaps out of the bed and. ''
Enter Farah and meenu darling: oyyyeee coookkieee why did you stop at the best part we want more
Enter Shrish darling: MEENU, FARAH here this cookie is looting my izzat and you guys wanna hear more, Nishi WHY ARENT YOUU ANGRY
Fishy darling: Shrish sarina doesn't call me fishy for nothing naa
Farah and Meenu reply: Shrish Popcorn khao aur mast ho jao

Disclaimer: Any resemblances to any person living or dead are purely intentional😳
😳oh and you peepz can vote as many times as you like to make ur favorite darling duo win😳

Edited by CookieRaider - 13 years ago

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silent.desire

@silent.desire

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Posted: 13 years ago

Sarina 😡 mere aur Shikha ke beech kuch nahin hai. I am only with Sonia kitni baar bolu thak chuki hoon main bol bolke

I am only with Sonia and Shikha ke saath kuch nahin hai mera 😡

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Waise maine first comment kiya so celebrate karungi 🥳 only with my Sonia

Edited by coolestsh - 13 years ago

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@CookieRaider

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: coolestsh
Sarina 😡 mere aur Shikha ke beech kuch nahin hai. I am only with Sonia kitni baar bolu thak chuki hoon main bol bolke
I am only with Sonia and Shikha ke saath kuch nahin hai mera 😡
😡

Waise maine first comment kiya so celebrate karungi 🥳 only with my Sonia

Now i will get to see all my darlings prove their innocence and straightness 🤣🤣

What about noorie??????😲

Will Soupie still accept you for ur infidelity????😆

poor shikz got publically dumped on if🥺...but she still has her shahi item biwi☺️

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silent.desire

@silent.desire

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: CookieRaider

Now i will get to see all my darlings prove their innocence and straightness 🤣🤣

What about noorie??????😲
Will Soupie still accept you for ur infidelity????😆
poor shikz got publically dumped on if🥺...but she still has her shahi item biwi☺️

Na abhi sirf Sonupie kaha na main uski and wo meri kitni baar bolu wo mera wait kar rahi hai agle thread pe ruk usse lati hoon proof I know she trust me😳

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silent.desire

@silent.desire

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Posted: 13 years ago

Sarina I am sleepy now Good morning to you and good night to myself I am off to bed enjoy with your poll.

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@-ambrosia-

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: CookieRaider

Now i will get to see all my darlings prove their innocence andstraightness🤣🤣

What about noorie??????😲
Will Soupie still accept you for ur infidelity????😆
poor shikz got publically dumped on if🥺...but she still has her shahi item biwi☺️

YE KYA HO RAHA HAI SARINA😡

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silent.desire

@silent.desire

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: sonakaaju
YE KYA HO RAHA HAI SARINA😡

Dekha meri Sonupie a gayi aur haan Sonupie zara aram se she is my good friend meet her Sarina and Sarina she is my girlfriend you see my bestesss buddy you see and haan noor and sahi se isne ladai ki thi for me 😳 meri Sonupie ne

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@-ambrosia-

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: coolestsh

Na abhi sirf Sonupie kaha na main uski and wo meri kitni baar bolu wo mera wait kar rahi hai agle thread pe ruk usse lati hoon proof I know she trust me😳

I TRUST U MY CUTIPIE🤗NO NEED 2 EXPLAIN ANYTHING...OK SARINA THIS IS 4 U--''DEKHO O SARINA AISA KAAM NA KARO MERI CUTIPIE KA NAAM YU BADNAAM NA KARO''🤣

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Basilisk

@Basilisk

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Posted: 13 years ago

Oye! Shahi item is not my biwi..my biwi is leverne aka ren 😳
Edit your poll re 😆

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@-ambrosia-

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: coolestsh

Dekha meri Sonupie a gayi aur haan Sonupie zara aram se she is my good friend meet her Sarina and Sarina she is my girlfriend you see my bestesss buddy you see and haan noor and sahi se isne ladai ki thi for me 😳meri Sonupie ne ☺️

HI SARINA SWEETHEART KAL LADAI KAREN KON KISKI GF YA KUCH OR HAI PLZ...SWEETU ABHI MUJHE NEENI AA RAHI HAI SO GOOD NIGHT CUTIPIE ND SARINA SWEET DREAMS🤗

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