.
Boy :- Chand 2 Hain ek
Chanda mama Aur dusri tum ? .:P
.
Girl - Awww how
Sweet . :*
.
AFTER MARRIAGE. .
.
Wife :- Chand kahan
hai...??
.
.
Husband - Andhi hai
kya...??
Wo upar kya tera Baap
CFL lekar betha hai...?? :Dš
Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa
kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .
Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-pš
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One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!":-)š
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".š
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Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-
In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
"
Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"š
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Astronomers say
"The universe is Finite..."
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Thingsš
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Friends I'm Collecting
Quaids Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Noteš
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when sum1 touches u
&
u don't feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
š
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