Things to do when Barun visits UK

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Posted: 11 years ago
1. Wear Tshirts that read "Being Sobti"

2. Cover yourself in gotas and pom poms

3. Use Sugarfree Moisturizers and Lip glosses.

4. For those who dare to bare wear leaves, ASR loves watering plants.

5. Remember there is nothing like too much red

6. Don't forget the BS rock anthem "We will, We will, Farak you!"

7. Pray.

8. Load up on carbs lest you faint.

9. When I say Pray it means Pray to ASR, ASR is GOD!

10. Find your Rockys and Lallans today cos baby ASR is coming to TOWN!

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Posted: 11 years ago
1)Give him UK-wala spoilers

Arriving in the place of your ex-rulers
Be careful of the droolers, cartooners and moaners
They say "please rabba-vey"
Take it as hint to "run away"

2) Fast till you go on stage, then pretend to faint

3) forget the names of all political figures

4) Take a print out of all your analysis, symbolisms and METHaphors

5) form a group, call yourselves PISSters ( Phankis imagine Sobti as their Saiyaan) and attack him in third person

Edit:

Teach the queen to say "what the" 

 Princess Kate to say "chotey, tum theek ho?"

 Prince Harry to say " as you say Bhai"

and Charles to sing " saariyan launde na aaya, par Barun Praji aaygaye.. woh kehta tha hair gel lagakey aavanga.."


Edited by tiya229 - 11 years ago
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Honestly, just sponsor tickets for me and Tiya229 to go to UK pliss.Edited by boyznaka - 11 years ago
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1. Buy every freaking ticket so it's just me and Sobti in the meet and greet hall. Alone.

2. Perform my Chikni Chameli dance routine for him.

3. Show him my best impersonation of his classic lines 'I dunnooo yaar' and 'Ummm ask my wife'

4. Ask him where the bleddy hell Balwant Kaur is.

5. Finally I shall gift him this beauty





Look carefully...it's have hidden meaning.

BRAUN= B-A-R-U-N

I am smart na? 😳

Edited by .Euphoria. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Shall we kidnap him? ðŸ¤£
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Posted: 11 years ago
Move to the UK. BAS. 
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Posted: 11 years ago
..SJ...loving your posts...as usual!!...😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
1. Tell your husband/boyfriend that you are separating/breaking up temporarily (11/28/40/45 minutes kay liye)
2. Change your IF screen name to BSUK4EVER
3. Keep a vrath which you'll only break if you get tickets to the event
4. Enroll in "hugging classes" and offer to teach BS proper hugging techniques
5. Buy a large supply of oxygen tanks
6. Buy the company which makes oxygen tanks
7. Tell your mom and dad you are about to get sick, very very sick. Heart palpitations, hyperventilation, fainting
8. Copyright the words "OMG" "FAINT""THUD"
9. Get a tattoo (let your imagination run wild)
10. Invest in a good tent and camp outside the venue 11/28/40/45 days before his arrival.
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Edited by joenet1234 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: eveline

..SJ...loving your posts...as usual!!...😆


this is MentalExotica SJ's alter ego

but being true to ASR i dont give her any credit.
Edited by MentalExotica - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
kidnap him from d AIRPORT as Barun first needs to Visit INDIA...ji haan...