Originally posted by: -Stutz-
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Chaal No. 1 Nikammi!
- When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married? You many kiss the fool.
- If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener? Cause marriage is the reality which is no visible in teen love / infatution.
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? "Do you really love me?' HAHAHAHAH IDK!
- Is gravity responsible for people falling in love. You're paagal no.
- If marriage is an institution and love is blind, wouldn't married couples in love belong to an institution for the blind? Are you ragging me?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? HAHAHAHAH check the bottle's ingredients :P
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window? May be human air from the mouth stinks :P
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes and from Finland Fines? Conduct a meeting with UN.
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? it means he isn't suffering from the same
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk? if you named it yes
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? omg I never realized that! :O
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Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway? common sense
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? cause everyone's in a rush
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Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? π
- How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Aren't both just the same thing
I know you quite well to ask you "personal" questions, JS π€
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