TALES 2: Khudoo with Kryan

Welcome to Tales-II: Kryan Kaleidoscope

Yup! you got it right' We are back.. with Tales 2.. as obnoxious as Tacker tales was.. some extreme sadists actually requested, hounded, hankered for a sequel..

But post Tacker tales the compulsively cynical Sonali who is an ardent apple-shipper couldn't quite take the iTalk (whats better than his b'day for the acknowledgement.. yup thats when I wrote it.. feeling special enough Tacker!) .. By now, the reckoning dawned- Tacker's vowel (the ' I ') find meaning amidst Krystle's scattered consonants and together they form WORDS.. like KHUDOOO (wait.. that lacks an ' I ') then what about KHISKO (that's better!)

So ' I ' was saying.. actually I AM' trying .. to get somewhere as usual.. so stay with me.. here goes

If Virika is a placid lake' Kryan is a tidal wave

Its popular knowledge that Kryan's comfort level reflects in Virika chemistry, but for me, it's the exuberance in Kryan segments that is absolutely viral. The chal jhootis, the abbey idiots, the how fun is FUN, the lays, chocolates, icecreams and dahis, the oxford English' to the super-mental, etc are a rage amongst fans. They just can't have enough of this companionship- the spunk and banter that is Kryan. Long discussions, crazy antics and generic delirium follow each and every segment of theirs. Sleuth of VMs, sigs, avis flood online forums and facebook alike. This complete madness, this craze is epidemic- engulfing youngsters from the subcontinent all the way to the west coast. Never mind the time zones, the common theme prevails ' insanity and euphoria.

Few days without a Kryan segment and fans are in serious Kryan deprivation. All online media portals are flooded with requests for coverage and somehow specific sections of media know just how and when to comply to the demands, as regular as the segments come. There is never a dearth for too long and if there is one, it's compensated with aplomb. Talking of which, it only helps that both Karan and Krystle are extremely approachable, media savvy and interactive people. They are rather down to earth and attentive to their fans, indulging in regular communication with them on their respective fan pages and the official page of the show. If Kryan are showered with generous doses of affection and praise, each fan is at some point made to feel special by either or both of them.

And that maketh what I call- 'The Kryan Equity'

At the end of the day.. who doesn't LIKE HOW IT FEELS'

Coz (each time) it gets better.. and I ..I.. LIKE HOW IT FEELS' (whistles..)

I LIKE HOW IT FEELS (SCREAMMM)

Never stop.. gimme more.. more more'

COZ I LIKE HOW IT FEELLLSSS

(KHUDOOO)

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I23IcoIK9Uk&feature=plcp[/YOUTUBE]

Fuze Marathon- part 1: Like how it feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPc4eAkr5wQ

KT: what would I do to scare you

KD: you scare me everyday' (Grand opening.. girl just wanna have FUN)

KT: (black bolt moment) I think I'll just dress up like her.. and mock her and scare her.. (Classic case of S.C.F.E.D)

KD: I am scary?

KT: random rambling

KD: Your face is scary enough ! (And the winner IS' )

KT: there may be sushmita sen of biwi no.1 in your life (mental musing.. with Wadda face)

KD: what do you keep sayin in your ivs? (for the nth time KD.. the man is not OCD he has Super-Cali-Fragilistic-Expiali-Docious syndrome ' )

KT: I swear to god I don't remember when I said this (dude.. I would be worried if you did..)

KD: Who are these people yaar.. what are they doing here (I JUST LOVE HOW SHE ASKS .. LMAOOO that's KD for ya)

KT: it just means gharwaali baharwaali (KD has urmmm face.. so DO I.. how random).. If its onscreen am just lucky with one wife (good save! KDs cute smile is a perk).. and if its offscreen I am just lucky with no wife (touche)

Skipping the whole One woman- multiple women alpha male fantasies..

KD having a slow day.. to cheer up herself..

Cute and honest gesturing.. credit where its due.. compare and contrast.. BRAGGY BRAGGERSON' (lmaooo so happy with himself.. its actually endearing ' LOL.. sartorial KT)

KD: I just feel happy when I see him (moronic grin on KT and me and everyone else)

KT: that's just true.. (dude' get over it.. Let her speak.. ruining it)

KD: he brightens up my day (complemented by KTs sunshine hand movement.. he should really consider being a puppeteer at this rate.. LOL)

KD: (on an iv ref) What did I say now (hides face' LOL)

KT: (critic alert) She's mostly drunk when she is talking (resounding whack.. Good going KD.. one more! LOL)

KD: I don't drink..

KT: of course ' (loll befitting tone) Water.. ( gets better.. but gal's moved on)

KD: He's cute (on ranbir)

KT: you don't have to justify to me .. I am not your real husband (as I see it she aint.. LOL.. but this is not the first time I heard you give this reasoning.. LOL.. case in point- telly tadka likes/dislikes.. ) on screen.. don't take it seriously.. (LOL.. irony)

KD: he is cute (whispers)' HE IS CUTEEE ( LOVELY' LOL esp KTs urmmm face)

KD: all time fave song? (mental bragging resurfacing.. on the man already.. Sona waits on the inevitable for exactly 2 secs)

KT: (KD smiles' awww) If you say that you have to give me credit for it boss (but of course' LOL)

KD: I like how it feels.. (Precious' all of us at this point DO)

KT: Give the backstory plzzz (is there an option here' LOL)

KD: Karan introduced me to this song and I really like how it feels.. it's such a peppy song.. it peps my day up.. and it does remind me of him also

KT: (hand motion.. ON mode..)a song by Enrique Iglesias.. I know it's a little gay (LOLLL I love how he presumes the right to an explanation each time.. dude chill! Its not like you were caught enjoying Bieber.. LOL just saying)

KT: one thing about Krystle that irritates me?

KD: (earnest ) Just one thing?

KT: actually nothing about Krystle irritates me.. (mental circuit jumbles) actually one thing does.. She's gotta a very split personality disorder (KD thinks' you talking about me? LOLLL while man has a mental kick with the line to come) She's VERY MOODY

KD: Look who's talking (eh' I knowww.. he proclaimed the progesterone imbalance publicly LOLLL major gaffe.. I wont let go of that easy)

KT: actually disconnects (I can see that somehow).. one day she is my best friend.. she is my buddy.. she is my boy.. at time she behaves like she doesn't know me (KD simply smiles.. ) She once drove past me while I was walking on the streets (OMG sacrilege! LOLLL get over it)

Same question to KD

KT: (defensive mode FULL ON) JUST ONE THING..they've given a limit, only one thing (danggg it! LOLLL')

KD: I think he is extremely moody

KT: I like it how I have to put a thought to it.. I have to think , you are already ready ( Koi shak? LOL.. that's XX for ya.. FAST LOLLL at some stuff).

KD: (rambles.. while priceless KT face.. u can see the Chichoraness filtering) he does.. like he said.. he is my buddy one day.. my best friend and the next day he is like hey wasup..

KT: so what kinda MOODS do I have (told ya.. EPIC Chichora look)

KD: (nvm.. LOL) he is very moody

KT: LIKE? (grinnsss at his moment .. wont give up)

KD: like happy.. saddd.. (LOLLL .. not quite what he was shooting for there KD)

KT: very happy ' very sad' (finally on the same page LOL' kryaan kryaan)

Struggle with HULK HANDS begins.. LOL..

KT: I love all romantic scenes.. (o o there he goes .. ) I am lucky that I have such a beautiful co-star.. that romancing becomes easy (at this point m just saying it with him.. ) and more likely it becomes enjoyable (that's a new one eh?) am honest to that.. its fun doing romantic scenes.. (somber face' gotcha! While he brushes his nose.. and I know here comes) that's it.. don't be more expectant..

KD: I am amazed you are praising yaar.. what do you expect me to do' (muaahh.)

KT: basically she loves working with me.. (loll M.Fc aka masters of fishing 4 compliments)

KD: (matter of fact)yeah I love working with you yaar (any guesses why she is priceless)

KT: Say it there (goofy grin in place)

KD: I love working with Karan tacker (complies.. candy moment.. LOLLL hand acknowledgement.. LOL)

EPICCC' hulk fight

KD: your elbow is very

KT: main kya utaar ke rakh doon

KD: tum us side kar do yaar jo karna hain (roflll no pun intended by the lady tho)

KT: there's nothing to put my hand there (aaahhh mentos moment for Sona.. no wonder her shoulder's his hand rest now LOLLL)

KD: now your leg is hurting me (reshuffles.. lOL poor big guy!) now your chappal yaar..

KT: ye kya hain' am I a Barbie doll that I'll remove everything and keep my face here.. (reminds me of my destructive 2 yr old niece.. LOL beheads every doll she ever finds first.. )

KD: your arms are very biggg (I knowww' I remember wondering in the chocolate seg.. when he was blind folding her with his hands.. how it covered her whole face.. they areee BIG.. Anatomy 101.. LOL)

KT: there's more space on your side.. why don't you khisko (LOLLL word of the day) go on yer left..

KT: bhai us ladki se shaadi mat karna jiski choti behen ho (dude, after watching this show.. I AGREEE' I would run in the opposite direction if I were viren.. when the foretelling was loud and clear'LOL) you'll feel like the second man.. to another woman.. which is your wife's sister..

KT: I have had bad experiences (its funny, he is talking of a character here.. with such attachment LOLLL) on my first night with my wife.. she was talking to her younger sister

KD: On my first night with my husband.. he ran awayyy (GO GAL! you tell him! LOL)

KT: I am not talking about krystle can u stop taking it so personally (eh! Look who's talking).. it's a character, Jesus Christ!

KD: I am also defending Jeevika ok..

KT: (amused) her moody side.. (if you say so LOLLL)

KT: She's not a learner yaar.. she stopped learning when she was 16 (meanie.. LOL but me likes.. LOL)

KD: from jeevika .. I have learnt to be a more calmer person

KT: haiiinnn (epic!)

KD: YES (snubs! Epicer)

KT: ok (epicest roflll)

KD: I have yaar she is so calm.. she is sooo'

KT: (resonating my reaction here) REALLY? (calm aint the word u r looking for.. LOL)

KT: my first impression about Krystle was ki waah yaar very sporting girl.. (love KD's smile) First time that I met her.. we were in a set far from Bombay.. and its 7 in the morning and I see this girl getting harnessed.. and I am like waah yaar not bad.. she is just 21.. ready to do all it takes (awww love her zest too)

KD: very decent , sweet, innocent little guy, walking in with his hair like that.. u were in a shirt and jeans..

KT: its good my first impression was when I had clothes on (LOLL.. u hrd him in few ivs.. u know he wld say that somehow)

KD: (disregards) so yeah.. I had a very decent

KT: Had matlab what..

KD: now its changed

KT: I haveee

KD: I haddd

KT: I am introvert-ish (JOKES!)

KD: really now (see see)

KT: its true yaar.. I get conscious' (loll true.. u r self conscious.. but I guess thts why you are an actor. )

Fuze marathon part 2: Super mentals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIbL8gRq15g

KT: I know Krystle is a very good painter.. first of all I know Krystle does not pursue any of her hobbies any more (lol at her ouch! On my case look) .. as much as I would like everybodt to have a hobby.. keeps you driven in the head (hmm more like balanced and complete, I would say) but I know she's a fabulous painter.. I know she dances really well.. that's it.. these are 2 things she is really good at.. but doesn't follow.. she is quite asted in her life (talk about backhanded compliments).. she would rather go "house-partying and clubbing" (nothing subtle about it anymore.. forget backhanded lolll) instead of making me a painting yaar (nowww we come to the point.. lol).. I wanna put something in my house, u know

KD: I don't know if its his hobby.. but its his passion to sing.. he can sing n sing n sing (lolll).. so I guess that's his hobby..

KT: (incorrect.. lol.. finally offers) I love exercising'I like being outdoors

KD: No! (love how she refutes his self claims.. loll)

KT: that my hobby yaar

KD: yeah, yeah he likes u know these treks (lol at her disregard face)

KT: basically she doesn't know jack about me' (lolll.. how come.. does he NOT tell her enough already loll)

KT: 2 things I love- my job and my gym.. job gym

KD: no he loves singing.. he doesn't admit it..

KT: ofcourse I do.. I love singing

KD: you do.. you sing everywhere.. you sing in the bathroom.. you sing

KT: (wadda! Did she just say that'.urmmm look)

KD: yeah (realizes.. laughs.. lolll)

KRYAN: Chilling in GOA with a BEERRR (duh! Who asked that question lolll)

KT: what sounds more fun is.. I would love to be standing where she sky dives and kick her .. push her off the edge.. like push her off (kd nods.. oh heck you would want that look loll).. I would want that.. can you arrange that .. please (loll his humor is really juvenile at times.. loll)

EPIC ..Last question

KD (in form) WHY YEAH?

KT: (W*F.. was thattt)

KD: I like his ans.. he is very funny (cuts like a knife'sings away loll) as a person.. very funny (epic look on kt.. bemused.. is she on crack? Lmaooo)

KT: yes please (lolll)

KT: friendship is 2 ppl who have enough reasons to fight and love each other.. and enjoy each other's company.. so I think, that's friendship yeah

KD: deep..

KT: deep shit right.. (lol).. I swear idk where I come up with all this yaar (I hear ya TACKER!)

KD: its like you practiced.. did you leak the questions.. friendship for me is, spending some good moment with few people.. accepting the negatives in them also..being with them in their good times and bad.. you stand by them no matter what.. that's friendship for me..

KT: that's yer answer, dude.. am not even.. like why do you have to put an argument with everything.. you mad or what?

KD: no m asking you'

KT: its good for u yaar.. if that's what friendship is according to you..MENTAL (famous hand action.. lol).. like am standing here.. roll down the window.. mere muh mein apna naam bolna please.. are you drunk' (oh lorddd! COP OUT DUDE.. lolll)

KD: WHATTT (I know KD.. same feelings.. whattt.. lolll)

Wassup tv- KD b'day : the AURO effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT9pO7IkO3M&feature=plcp

KD: (sulking) Aaj mera bday hain aur main shoot kar rahi hoon.. aur mere jo kaminey friends hain wo bhul chuke hain.. yaa yaad hain to I don't know.. unhone mujhe wish nahi kiya.. to thodi si sad hoon..

Ashima: oh so sorry! happy b'day

KD: jaao yaar.. thank you.. there's nothing happy about this b'day but thank you..

Khunkaar grand entry'

KT: HAPPY B'DAY KRYSTALLL (lolll yup thts d special spelling check the cake).. tumhe kya laga saarey kutte kaminey nahi hain.. sabse bada kamina main hoon (SATYA VACHAN.. loll).. mujhe yaad tha.. hiyaa hiyaa (weird sound effects continue)bahut hi apne dil se dil wala cake leke aya hoon tumhare liye.. (and the corny line award goes to)

Ye sab bhool gaye the.. inhe maine yaad karwaya hain ki KRYSTAL ka b'day hain aa jao set pe..ek sec thoda main comfortable ho jaaoon..

1.2..3.. blow yaar (any one else thinks its urmmm..funny ' loll nvm its too late here) aye hayeee tatttatttaaa (sound effects.. uniqueee lol)

KD: mujhe dil kaatne mein mazaa nahi aata (loll wat abt cutting thro yer face on a cake. That was spooky to watch)

KT: Krystle ke saath teesra cake cutting hain.. aint u feeling lucky.. (blessed is the word eh.. lol)

KD: I am sooo lucky to have karan in all my cake cutting (u go gal)

KT: agar main nahi hota tumhara kya hota (SCFED loll)

KD: exactly.. yahi to main bol rahi hoon (fitting)

KT: abhi return gift to de do (actually has a straight face loll)

KD: finally karan ne mujhe wish kiya..

KT: to basically tum sirf mere liye ruki thi na.. wish karne ke liye.. ehhh CHOR (lmaoo jhooti se chor tak)

KT: (chronicles of the falling topis) ye tumhara girta rahta hain

KD: (and his topi follows) girey huye.. (NOT BADDD KD!).. mere liye ye gift hoga ki bday pe mere sarey friends saath rahe.. isliye main shoot kar rahi hoon kyuki

KT: per day milta hain

KD: aur saath free ke friends atey hain

KT: bhai koi free ke nahi hain.. kal raat ko agar party nahi mili na.. to kale k aur cake ayega.. seedha muh pe daal denge..

KD: plan yahi hain.. aaj raat hum party karenge.. kal raat shoot karenge.. jeena inhi ke saath hain.. marna inhi ke saath hain

KT: MARO TUM.. (lol perfect bday line)

KT: am very happy yaar.. krystal's a superb friend.. (love the face she makes) thoda jhoot bolti hain.. par ladki achchi hain.. (lol backhanded compliment)

KD: auro se unki presence ki ummeed hain

KT: auro se ummeed karne se pehle hi auro itna kar dete hain.. n by auroo I don't mean Amitabh bachchan wala Auro (paa?)..AURO (self-defining moment)'

Rangmunch- between the lines: Caught and bowled

No time for relationship-

KD: I don't wanna be tied down to one person (LOL)

KT: I genuinely don't have time for a relationship (totally hear ya dude.. its consuming.. LOLLL… don't have tht kinda time..)

KT: if anyone's listening…. I wanna say

KD: (finishes for him) only women are complicated

KT: yeah men say whats on their mind (LOLLL.. u wish.. men wanna say whats on their mind.. but they hardly get down to it.. LOL)

KD: oh plzzz… (there goes).. he's too genuine as a person (keep guessing what that meant.. LOL)

Cant hurt my mother.. so can't marry

KT: gayyy… veryyy gayyy (exactly my response.. LOL spooky coz I mumbled wow that's sissy!)

KD: I don't even like you .. get out of my face

Moved on:

KD: I have genuinely moved on.. (totally ME! LOL and I may be even wondering.. what was I thinking…)

KT: I found somebody.. to move with.. so I have moved ONNN (ROFLLL…. Men.. I can see so many of my friends saying that .. LOL)

KD: one second.. this time I am saying I genuinely moved on.. you have found somebody

KT: one second hold on.. it is what each one of us thinks.. This is what I think.. I have never told her I moved on.. I don't know why she is getting soo defensive (EPICCC.. by far the best riposte… LOLLL)

KT: (In response to hyper and shrill KD) That's my ear not the mikeee (LOL … something about his retorts.. in this one.. they are cheeky)

KD: (totally hit by nitrous oxide) I feel like the mike is far away

KT: what did you put in the chocolates man ? (LOL you still need to ask..)

Haven't thought about IT:

KD: thought so much about it.. that I can't tell you what I thought about it (huh.. ok you lost me there KD.. LOL)

KT: that I genuinely haven't thought about it.. (LOLLL.. yeah sure.. more like DON'T WANNA) .. I don't have time for that relationship is WHY I haven't thought about it (that's more like it.. or ehhh.. not my type LOL).. heard that one before ? (unfortunately NO… LOL)

Need my space…

Kryan in UNISON: (while Sona jumps out and screams off her lungs too).. oh damn MANNN I NEED MY SPACE… get it really straight..

KT: seriously man! We are all very space oriented people (oh totally.. m compulsive claustrophobic.. LOL.. feel crowded so often).. I am crammed in the middle of both of them.. I NEED MY SPACE (rare moment when Sona feels for him… LOLLL.. moment over)

People make mistakes:

KD: I effed up.. sorry I messed up.. (now m really speculating … LOL.. chocolate inspection)

KT: people usually are like I slept around.. I was drunk (or just like Ross would say.. WE WERE ON A BREAKKK LOLLL) .. but shit man! We all make our mistakes.. no I was drunk… we make mistakes…don't you make mistakes ? (urrmmm not so much.. LOL.. gosh m becoming boring)

Things are moving too fast

KD: I … don't think… I wanna… be.. in.. this.. thing.. (wow how decisive LOL)

KT: indirectly saying.. I don't wanna commit right now (thank god for a normal response… LOLLL).. and I think things are moving too fast.. so don't get expectant.. coz m not giving you any expectations (in reality.. any guy saying things are moving too fast.. is suchhh a give away.. doesn't really take rocket science.. LOL)

On long-distance relationships:

KT: absolutely true.. I personally need to touch , feel, believe (LOLLL did he mean for it to sound the way it did.. LOL)..I need to feel the person that you with.. you need to touch.. you need to hug.. that bit of physical relationship that you need of having the person around you.. I have a personal disconnect when I don't see .. so relationships that are long distant don't work out.. even if it's the same city.. different locality.. its long distance.. (hmmm… not on the same page.. LOL.)

KD: emotional attachment with somebody is not all.. if that's what you mean.. there's more than an emotional attachment..

KT: I feel I set the mood for every answer. (exactly.. its all about you.. everytime rofll)

PDA:

KT: I genuinely think its gross to see two people stick their tongues down each other's throat (LOLLL… m wondering.. how come I never notice PDA.. although its always around.. sometimes myopia is a good thing).. I don't like PDA at all (who does.. LOL)

Nia: whats PDA

KT: Animal rights (ROFLLL I seriously cracked up here.. Good one! PETA and PDA lol.. all about instincts after all.. lol)

Love and lust:

KD: Is this statement or a question?

KT: now she has deviated from the topic of what the industry says.. and is genuinely just asking us (bahahaha… the transition happened long back.. while u were setting the mood with touch, feel, believe roflll)

I don't wanna set the mood for this one (tg! for small mercies.. unagi moment.. LOL)

KD: I got LOST b'coz of her answer

KT: you got lust b'coz of her answer (tg! I was getting scared where the chichoraness went)

KD: you know its love.. or lust.. coz u know yaar.. if u are physically attracted to a person.. or u know if u genuinely love that person (Sona senses epic rambling in order)

KT: kisiko jhaar rahi hain.. (damn man.. reads my mind again.. ughhh).. camera pe.. is that a way of telling that person… (ROFLLL…celebrity status does have its priviledges.. case in point ).. is that your way of communicating to that person.. coz u seem like u r trying to put a msg across…you know (poor gal.. LOLLL but its funny)

KD: you change all the flaws into cute.. but when you lusty (huh! As much as I love u KD.. m singing.. u spin my head right round right round)

KT: Cosmopolitan has spoiled the intellect of ALL women (there goes.. 'tacker ji kahens'.. LOLLL wait did he say ALL women.. hmm to that- 'generalization is a mark of gross ignorance'.. HAHA.. beat that)

I don't know for me personally that one hug, that one look in the eye, that one way of holding hands differentiates love from lust (pageant winning statement.. LOL .. brownie points from the XX tacker)

Rangmunch- part 3: Laws of love- survival of the fittest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3pKc6kPH2g

Superpower:

KT: if you asked a woman this.. (am already smirking and nodding my head.. LOL.. that mind is itching to mouth the lines).. hold it longer (there goes!).. THE PATIENCE LEVEL (epiccc…. Humor hath thee LOL)

KD: he can take me for a fly ride every night (thank your lucky stars.. he didn't pick on that.. LOLLL it didn't come out right)

KT: I'll just take the superpower man.. why would I give it to my partner.. (after the last innuendo.. this is damp squib)..dude think about it..

Lover's spat:

KT: really depends on the kinda spat .. that's very subjective (what's not is.. spats are a waste of energy.. LOL.. resource sustenance anyone)

KD: I prefer in talking it out.. (little does she know.. poor thing.. m watching tacker's face and awaiting the dig)

KT: if you are listening .. TALK IT OUT.. (INEVITABLE… but entertaining roflll)

Importance of I love yous :

KD: its obvious u r in a relationship you must be in love.. but its sometimes nice to hear that.. (aha.. reassurance deal.. Sona's all intent on KTs emanating smirk.. whistle moment 2 shaping up)nice to know.. as I said communication is important. So say it out loud

KT: Can you start saying it … please(have to give it to him.. although predictable.. his tone is hilarious…)

Still "remain friends" (jargon)

KD: Not at all

KT: Sorry boss… (spits coffee… even for him.. I thought he wouldn't) there is no friendship left.. (Moi in splits now.. what was IN HIS CHOCOLAT).. most important don't bring up that question..

KD: Karan yaar.. (love the stomping feet moment here… poor KD roflll).. what you getting out of this.. why you taking my case (awww.. but its funny.. for her too LOL).. I don't get it.. (reporter choking of laughter.. LOL)

KT: you can be friends after a break up (BS!)the only thing I think is .. there is always a possibility.. it's a loose string (no doubt.. )you can pull whenever you want.. so it's a risky friendship (Kapish!) whether you are friends with your ex really matters if your present is comfortable with it (in utopia!)

Ex and current face- off

KT: definitely my current gf.. goes without saying.. however close I am to my ex-gf I would always want my gf to be secure out of all of them.. so I would definitely make her feel like a princess.. (sorted..LOL).. but at the same time I would never ignore my ex-gf unless I had a bad break up or unless they want to ignore me.

Valentine message:

KD in comprehension… (sets the mood… as I crack up with her knowing whats coming)

KT: communicate… properly, you better start saying I love you..

KD: and don't get to being friends

KT: I forgot the 3^rd one

KD: don't get to being friends..

KT: oh yeah.. yeah yeah.. don't.. once u have broken up.. you bring up that question you are .. DEAD (famous hand motion backkk)

KT: Happy valentine's man! (my favorite bit follows….) SURVIVE IT… (Sona claps excitedly everytime… epic)

KD: why you taking only my case…

KT: everytime you answer na… mahila mandal types .. it gives you full frame (LOLLL she commands it dude! Smug face)

Ending note

KT: more bizarre than this.. I think I'll start losing fan following (nahhh.. underestimating the 64 K loyalty there mate… LOLLL.. KD still laughing. God forsaken chocolates.. )

Wassup tv- Holi: Paint my love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev0ySUrY9Mk&feature=plcp

KT: apne dil dil dil itni baar kyun bola

Ashima: kyun ki dil hain na..

KT: aye haye..sahi baat hain.. idhar aaa jao yaar dil wali baat kar rahi hain (chance pe dance..)holi ke din dil mil jaate hain.. yani sarey laundey (cant believe I heard this term after ages.. LOL delhi memories) mauke dhundtey hain ladkiyon ko cherne ke liye.. aur… kyu ki main bhi launda hoon .. main to mauka vaise hi dhundta rahta hoon… (wadya say.. would have never guessed.. LOL) toh.. jaise ki aap abhi dekh rahe hain.. maine mauka dhund bhi liya..

Ashima: kisi koshish mein aap lage huye hain

KD: koshish mein to lage hain.. (takes color)

Ashima: aap bhang pee rakhi hain

KD: nahi .. nahi

KT: haa ye total tight hain (mauke pe chauka)..Krystle ka bada simple hain ki wo ek method actor hain..bhang pee jati hain.. to isliye aaj wo thodi taka ke ayi hain (lmaooo the lingo..)

KT: aisi hi masti.. thodi kar leta hoon yaar.. itni pyari heroine hain.. thodi masti ho hi jaye.. aye haye haye haye.. kisse dhoti ho apna muh.. leke ayi ho na aaj.. (nahi layi ho to kya nahi lagayeka.. LOL.. natak) Jo apne dekha.. main wahi karta hoon personal life mein bhi.. (nooo wayyy.. for real? LOL.. it's a given dude)

Part2:

KT: main inse bahut pyar karta hoon.. to maine bade pyaar se inhe ranga hain.. ye mujhe bilkul pyar nahi karti.. inhone ek teeka tak nahi lagaya hain.. ye teeka bhi meri badi maa ne lagaya hain.. badi na-insaafi hain yaar.. (repeats.. in gabbar style.. admi ek.. teeka ek… bahut na-insaafi hain..)

KD: mujhe koi na koi kheech ke leke jaa raha hain.. main kya kar sakti hoon.. (LOL she is actually explaining.. )

KT: matlab shaadi karne ka fayda hi nahi hua yaar.. biwi pyaar hi nahi karti.. dekhiye kyu ki ye mujhse pyar nahi karti.. maine socha ki.. main khud hi ye thaal le aata hoon.. thoda sa rang laga do mujhe.. apne pyarrr mein rang do (as filmy as it gets!).. pyar se lagana .. shot baaki hain abhi.. (gosh this guy has no limit to randomizing..)soch lo… ahahahahahahaha (sound effects)

KD: happy holi

KT: hug to de do.. holi hain yaar..

KD: main viren ji ko lagaungi color.. aur manvi ko lagaungi.. bas

KT: bas..

KD: Bas (hand movements LOL)

KT: peeche ye jo tub dekh rahe hain.. usme saaf pani hain.. pack up ke baad to main inko phekne wala hoon.. bura na manna yaar holi hain..

KD: main inko apne saath kheech lungi andar aur kya..

KT: bas sab kuch mere saath hi karna hain..

Ending note:

KT: happy holi.. muh mein nahi daala.. muh kholo.. (lmaooo)

T-tadka holi madness: G- premier league/ GPL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SidwqzpSwcQ&feature=relmfu

KT: agar aap recognize kar sakte hain to am Karan Tacker and ye hain Krystle Dsouza.. and its holi

This is exactly how I celebrate holi.. its just as wahiyaad as this.. as rowdy as this.. ladkiyon ko cherne mein bada mazaa ata hain.. jaise aap dekh rahe hain..main bilkul wahi kar raha hoon..jaise aap dekh rahe hain inko bada mazaa a raha hain.. aise mat sochiye ki bichari abla naari hain (prove him right.. KD.. whack whack time .. loll)

KT: holi is never bad.. chahe andey se ho.. dande se ho .. sabse ho

Reporter: you 2 are lost in each other

KT: correct

Reporter: you 2 are enjoying with each other

KT: correct

Reporter: and the rest of the crew is

Kryan: (high decibels) its pack uppp..

KT: everybody's packed up like a bloody.. what is the substitute for the word that I wanna say (lolll m dense dude.. SAY IT.. lol) like FOOLS (if u say so.. lol.. mind working overtime wid all golden synonyms)

(For more exclusive profanities look for the uncensored vid featuring the famous GPL)

SBS: Rapid fires- Abey Idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmmCov1M47k

KT: Aiyee aaj khelte hain coffee with karan with Krystle Dsouza …KT asking questions to KD. (KD has a wadda look.. so do I.. ruined my KD monopoly.. now everyone would call her that.. grrr) to KD ji

KD: haan ji

KT: ye coffee with karan bada alag hain .. ye bada obsessive coffee with karan hain (really now.. we know enough of yer OCD.. LOL… stop clarifying).. main apne sawaal inse puchunga ki mere barey mein kitna janti hain.. main ek sawaal puchunga..ek ek sawaal puchege.. ek ek ek ek.. aap ek sawaal main ek sawaal.. waahh waah wahh

KT: hum.. as a dost ek dusre ko bahut achchi tarah jante hain

KD: as a dost? (echoed every viewer's quirk there gal LOL)

KT: as a dost..

KT: apke hisaab se meri aj kal latest obsession kya hain

KD: aj kal apki latest obsession apki body hain.. jispe aap bahut mehnat kar rahe ho

KT: bilkul sahi jawaab.. lekkin yaar batana koi improvement lag rahi hain

KD: bahut improvement lag rahi hain.. (wont get into pertinent doubts here LOL)

KD: mera b'day kab hain

KT: fumbles.. rambles….. March.. you are a Piscean (oh! Never tht of it that way.. she IS.. LOL.. m just bad with such stuff.. zodiac etc..)

KD: wo maine nahi pucha hain na (at this point m thinking he is dramatizing if just a month later he claims to have forgotten.. that's worse than me.. I just forget ON the birthday roflll)

KT: 3^rd march.. nahi hain (sala nautanki! In AB Sr style) 23^rd march (wait who's bday is 23^rd march..someone in d clan.. oh bonux!) 21^st march ..12^th march.. 15^th march.. achcha March mein hain ki nahi hain

KD: Karan.. (u r incorrigible look.. I agree) 1^st March

KT: pehli tarik ko paida hui thi.. kya CA ki beti ho kya

KD: to tum 11 to tum kiske bte ho (Sona says total buy one get one free.. LOL)

KT: nahi wo to na closing hota hain na books ka .. end of yr types (eh! Missed d point)

KD: 11^th may.. year bhi bata sakti hoon (see these r the people I need in my life.. my human calendars)

KT: nahi wo to is janam ka .. pichle janam ka kya hain (what if you were a roach in the last birth? Legit question dude! LOL)

KD: 1^st of April (je baat.. karara jawaab milega)

KT: NAIII NAIII

KD: tum jaise fools 1^st of april ko hi payda ho sakte hain (KD on a roll! Wohooo)

Footwears

KT guesses: brown.. Moccasins.. uske upar bow lagi hui hain (I swear I have the same pair in dark brown)

KD guesses: green color ke chappal (yikes! LMAOOO hawaaiii .. as in reminds me of this dude in hawai LOL.. nvm details.. but exact same flip flops)

Accessories

KT guesses: silver color ka kuch tha.. maine itne specifically sahi tarah se nahi dekha (you need a scientist's eyes.. all in d details LOL)

KD: aaj inhone hand mein

KT: main ek hint deta hoon.. jo color tumhe achcha lagta hain

KD: PINK? (I love her look.. like watt that's gay)

KT: abey idiot! (LOL Tani loved this.. n now calls me tht for some strange reason).. jo color ka band (god! she has faves in those too.. LOL)

KD: orange! orange…

KT: bilkul sahi jawaab

KT: mera fave gana kaun sa hain.. umm umm phas gayi

KD: nahi I know .. I know..

KT: jo gana mujhe pasand hain wo Krystle ko pasand hota hain (I hope its not vice versa roflll coz she could like boy bands too LOL)

KD: oye hullo hullo.. hindi mein mera fave gana bolo (cutieee.. )

KT: (mockingly apes) suddenly itni ye kyun ho gayi tum (just ignore KD.. total ignore roflll)Inka fave gana kaunsa hain.. rabta.. raabta.. jo female version hain.. jo zyada dukhi wala hain

Ratings

KT: main apne aap ko 100 mein se 100 deta hoon (how unpredictable.. would have never seen it coming LOL)

KD: main apne aap ko points mein rate nahi karti.. am way above that (proud faced Sona.. Our one in a million.. muaahhh)

IF : Kiss in-store

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZxQwKvJ9WQ

KT: wo kaunsa gana tha..

KD: hum tum ek kamre mein bandh ho

KT: instead of the kamra .. it's a store.. yeah (return of the indeterminate accent) .. your chacha's store.. of artifacts

KD: godown.. godown ( I love her desi comebacks.. hotailll to his restrooo roflll)

KT: manayegi.. I want a kiss (chichora radar)

Reporter reminds.. on-screen

KT: viren wants a kiss from his wife Jeevika (I am almost itching to compile a chronicles of the kisses missed.. all the half chances Viren manages after much ado LOLLL)… Muahhh (demo.. just in case u didn't get the drift LOL)

KD: jab script mein likhke ayega

KT: Strip? (ok I hate it.. but that's what I heard too .. the first time)

KD: script mein likhke ayega..to viren ko jeevika se kiss bhi milege.. (all about supply dude.. damn the demands LOL)

On India-forums

KT: main parh raha hoon.. ki aap sabko Krystle aur mere ON LOCATION VIBES hoti hain.. wo apko dekhne mein bada mazza ata hain (lovely choice of words there mait.. 10 points rofll)

KD: mujhe bhi bada mazaa ata hain.. (awww KD I knowww.. muahh)

KT: actually , hum apni khud ki videos aise dekhte hain jaise koi aur log ho..

KD: aur haste hain.. pagalon ki tarah..

KT: only after watching it .. realize hota hain.. ki ye bhi bola tha..yaha chup ho jana chahiye tha..aise hi hume dekhte rahe.. aur main apse wada karta hoon ki Krystle mehnat karegi.. ki apko entertain kare (moi screams whack him.. KD gets vibes.. RAPAAATTT.. harder KD harder.. kheech ke) aur main to… (kiss to the fan girls.. phish)

Wassup tv: Coffee chronicles- man, woman and his machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRk5uFKRCQA&feature=plcp

KT: dekhiye kaha jata hain ki marne par hi swarg milta hain (hell's a lucrative option too LOL).. jab tak khud kuch nahi karoge swarg milega nahi (baba tackeswar bole).. ye hain Krystle.. ye har din aa jati hain coffee penay ke liye.. to maine inhe seekha diya hain

KD: (trying real hard to grab the mike.. )

KT: to main inhe seekha diya hain ki machine use kaise karte hain.. dikhana beta.. (I pity his children.. the beta tone is a scary premonition of the while you are at it.. betaaa. …. Do this LOLLL)

KD: main yaha coffee penay nahi ati hoon .. karan ke liye coffee banana ati hoon (Sona looks at the mike and wonders what if it had a mouthpiece LOL)

KT: main apne liye apne style se banata hoon (KD gets Sona vibes again.. hands him the cup.. shaabash.. no free coffees.. jitna muh chalta hain.. utna haath bhi chalao betaaa … LOL)

KT: Krystle kitna achcha lagta hain tumhe coffee banana (SCFED moment)

KD: bahut achcha lagta hain.. tumhare liye coffee banana.. tumhare ye machine mein to bahut hi achcha lagta hain…

KT: exactly bataiye is waqt abhi kya kar rahi hain (he reminds me of tht paresh rawal with the question mark on his forehead at this point.. don't remember the movie.. insignificant detail LOL).. maukaye wardaat pe aap kya kar rahi hain plz bataiye (ooo sansani et al. )

KD: main dudh main jhaag bana rahi hoon (ooo cut to cut)

KT: ye jo abhi kar rahi hain usey kehtay hain frothing of milk (there was a time when he would coax her to speak in hindi.. how tables turn LOL)

KT: jaise main keh raha tha.. mere bina kuch nahi ho sakta (the phamous Italk …. ) har cheez adhuri hoti hain.. (reminds me of mom.. saying sab kuch mujhe hi karna padta hain is ghar mein types LOL.. he is effeminate) mujhko apna haath lagana padega (KD still trying to explain.. leave it gal.. manufacturing defect.. both in the man and the machine)

KT: like they say the chef has to add the final touches …

KD: (love how she pulls him off like a plug out of its socket roflll.. pest) you made your coffee ok.. I want to make mine (yeah! you tell him rofll)

KT: taking over from Krystle right now (LOL the finisher) and now.. we gonna add sugar to taisteee (oo oo tht sounded country austrailiyaan LOLLL .. indeterminate accent man).. Krystle ka aaj brain vrat hain.. aaj ye dimaag istemaal nahi kar rahi (do I blame her.. with the constant yapping you do.. anyone would phase out).. har cheez coffee mein banate hain.. isme cheeni hain (wat did I say of the yapping.. oh! SCFED)

KT: ye aisa lag raha hain.. puraney dino mein DD mein news ata tha.. upar sign language ati thi.. (reminds me of the fuze vid.. when he is acting smart with my b'day card for KD.. moi has the evil mental bubble on revenge.. LOLLL.. sadistic laugh)

KD: air hostess… aadhi tumne kaisi banayi

KT: shush…mera machine kamaal achchi karta hain (form proper sentence first.. LOL kamaal achchi…).. but ye meri personal boy nahi hain .. runner nahi hain.. (finally the vote of thanks.. albeit in a cloak of sarcasm).. ye meri bahut pyari dost hain.. jab main shoot main hota hoon to kabhi kabhi msg karta hoon.. ki plz yaar mere liye coffee bana de (you are wayyy too nice to him KD.. put tht foot down … LOL)

KD: kabhi kabhi

KT: kabhi kabhi main inka najayaz fayda utha ta hoon… to ye sweetly mere liye coffee banati hain.. isliye maine inko seekhaya hain..

I am not even gonna transcribe that cringe inducing choosky sound effect in the end.. its wayyy too late.. and am brain fried.. Kudos to those who made it till the end.. and survived this …

Signing off..

Yours truly (phewww)