Members of the Week: Kal El and SB. - Page 9

Originally posted by: Sheldon_Bazinga

For both Kal and SB

Pick one actor or actress or celebrity you would associate with these members. Give one reason

Sheldon:Sushmita Sen for being intelligent and not nonsensical

Taco:Boman Irani.Naturally witty and great to read her posts.

Jaya:Sharmila Tagore.Very mature and speaks her mind.

Rits:Parineeti Chopra.I find her lively in the interviews like a true Punjabi kudi.

Gaurav:Hugh Hefner😆loves erotica.

Eraser:Nigella Lawson.So passionate about food.

Priya:Kalki Koechlin.I think they both like the same kind of cinema.

RTH:Usha Uthup.I think she is mature but so fun loving at the same time.

2D:Gulshan Grover😆the ladies' man.

Desigal90:Kareena.No one except for Kareena would be mad after Saif's lungi as much as Desi.

Jess:Katrina,for her beautiful and perfect Hindi.😆

Billa-Ranbir Kapoor.Jaha dekhi naari,wahi aankh maari.

Maddy-Madhuri because she is the 'Dhak Dhak' girl.😉

Tally-Johny Lever,brings a smile on your face with his antics.

Mogli-Sonam Kapoor,the fashion police.😆

Originally posted by: .SB.

Billa-Ranbir Kapoor.Jaha dekhi naari,wahi aankh maari.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

1. What are your thoughts on sharing the hot seat with each other? Who is sitting on the chair? And who is sitting on his lap? Or is this a love seat? 😆

Its heartbreaking to see myself sharing the hot seat with Kal.I thought I would share the seat with a girl sometime in the future😆Nah,not a love seat at all(all this will make Shee's imagination run even more wild😡).Kal hasn't arrived so its just me on the seat with no one on my lap.🥳And when he arrives,I disappear so that he gets the hot seat and I don't have to sit on his lap.Maa de ladle ko bigadne nahin doonga.😛

2. I think the two of you are some of the funniest guys on the forum. What do you think sets you guys apart?

Our humour*raises collar*😎Witty Kal and Slapstick me.😆But seriously speaking,I don't think I am funny.😕

3. If this was a competition, why do you think you deserve to win?
Because I predict that it will be just me here till Friday and Kal will be still missing.So,I'll automatically become the winner.😆

What do you think are the other persons strengths and weaknesses entering this duel MOTW?
Kal is witty,articulate and smart with the questions.That's his strength.Weakness and Kal?🤔C'mon he is 'Kal El',the Super Man.

4. Do you think there should be more twin MOTW? Which duos would you like to grill and why?
I think yes,they are awesome,but only if the right members are chosen.Like for example,twin MOTWs of Desigal-Nkapoor,Billa-Nitu,Shashi-Tanya would be worth reading.I personally wanted to grill Kal and Mogli together since I really don't know about them much,anyways Kal is anyways being grilled now,I shall pair up Mogli with Ritz and yes before everyone else,I want you and Taco on the hot seat.😈Next time Taco backs out,Baburao's going to do a Tandav with the dhoti!YOU GOT THAT!(WateronEarth style)


What pairs are more fun - e-couples or e-renegades like Thelma and Louise or e-goofs like Laurel and Hardy? E-goofs among the three.They are fun!

5. Do either of you have any e-crushes?

Nope,its completely useless to have a crush on someone you probably haven't seen at all.Never had any e crush.

Which gals from BS do you like?
I like you,Ritz,Maddy,Mogli,Ksh,Tally,Taco,Dexter,Rachna,Sheldon,Dhokla,Somy,Sheldon,Jess and Tuli.

Do you suspect the other of having an e-crush, who and why?
I suspect you have an e crush on Souro..😆

6. I think the three of us should replace Vijay as IF admin. Paint a picture of IF will be under our command.


1)Delete the 🤣 emoticon and then see how members actually become IF Addictzz or any other zzz..

2)Censor abusive words automatically(atleast the most probable words used these days and not just f**k) and fix the auto correct system here on IF.British English is also English!

3)Introduce spoiler tags which can be used by members while writing reviews in this section.(Kal's idea)

4)Spammers banned once,banned forever.

5)Be strict enough incase of invasion of privacy by members and act along with the Cyber crime cells present in different parts of the country.

6)Appoint an official group of people whom I know personally and not through Internet to access the members' IP address.

That was my contribution,now wait for Kal to add more.Why don't you add some as well?😛

I'll answer the remaining questions afterwards.😊

Originally posted by: TallyHo

this one is classic!!!😆

Originally posted by: .SB.

Originally posted by: eraser

SB - I never got a chance to thank you for all those awesome Rockstar siggies you posted on my birthday. You rock my socks!

Originally posted by: TallyHo

For SB

Since you like photography I want you to choose 10 or more situation related to Bollywood celebs that you would have loved to capture on camera...

eg. PC and Gauri in one frame at Kjo's party😆


1)Jaya Bacchan while Rekha is being greeted by thumping desks,did JayaB thump the desk as well?😉

2)Priyanka Chopra in a Sauna room,focusing on her nose and skin,will they melt down?😈

3)Kareena Kapoor giving Saif a dose of botox.😉

4)Shahrukh smoking in his kid's school during PTA meeting😆

5)Abhishek and Aishwariya siting together in an award function while Karishma and Salman hugging and greeting each other in front of them.🤡

6)Ranbir buying a packet of condoms from a medicine shop.

7)Would like to capture a meeting taking place at the chairman's cabin at YRF studios to check whether the person sitting on the vice chairman's seat is a raja or a 'rani'.😛

8)Rajeev Masand standing in front of the Birla residence.😆

9)Neil Nitin Mukesh washing utensils at Asin's kitchen.😎

10)Katrina and Sonam in the same frame after the shameless incident.⭐️

After this I will be praised here in the Bollywood forum for giving people loads and loads of fodder for entertainment!😎🥳

Though I really don't intend to capture any of the above moments.All this is the result of the time I've spent the past one year in this forum along with Maddy,Mogli and Popppy's andha items.😆

For Both of you...

Based on their e- personalities choose atleast 2 members each who could have been film stars of the------ and why...

3) 80's -
2D can become a good Amitabh Bacchan,both of their 'love' for women is well known😆

I'll choose Maddy for Madhuri.She can dance to Dhak Dhak karne laga and Choli ke peeche to her heart's content!😉

4) 90's
I'll choose Billa as any of the action superstars of the 90's.His taste matches with the films that were produced during that era,larger than life stories,and he can vrooom with his bike too to impress the heroine.😛

Lemony can be a good actress of the 90's.Her personality matches with that of Karishma Kapoor.Funny and full of life.Maybe she can also dance to Sarkailo Khatiya as well😆

I am not really familiar with the 60's and 70's so I answered for the 80's and 90's😊