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😉Hey guys I m back with another laugh riot !!! Its been long since I wrote any FFs so here is my FF on our very own BANSI KAKA !!!😆 Poor bansi has served the kapoor for nearly 40years n he too deserves sum appreciation...👏 So lets give bansi's thoughts a chance too n see what he really feels about the Kapoors...
lo aaj main kehta hu i love you
koi nahi bas tum ho saath
kehni thi tumse jo dil ki baat
lo aaj main kehti hu i love you"
DISCLAIMER-This is purely fictious and not to hurt anyone's feeling so no offence readers.. plzz take it as a funny FF n not a Mock on any servants or kapoors 😛 so enjoy reading it !!! thank you !!!!😊
MY LIFE WITH THE Kapoor's-Bansi
Its been 40years since I started working under the kapoors... Me ek hi banda hun jisne unke saare zulum sahe hai aur unke saare gande secrets ke baarein me bhi mujhe sab kuch pata hai...😉 iss diary ke zariye me apne true emotion ko sabke saamne bayaan karna chahonga... Thaki kal ko agar me mar jaon toh meri maut ki zeemedar sirf aur sirf kapoors hi honge...
Hm...toh kahani shuru hoti hai... Ek dardnaaak din se... uss din bohot baarish ho rahi thi... aur me apni ahem..😳 girl friend ke saat bobby dekh kar theatre ke bahar aa raha tha... bada suhana mausam tha.. aur mera irada kuch teek nahi lag raha tha... 😉 Me apni GF ko puppy dena chahta tha... lekin kambakkt ussi waqt waha ek budiya aa tapki.. wo road cross karna chahti thi.. aur me apni GF ko impress karne ke chakar me uss budiya ka haat pakad ke usse road cross karvadiya.. lekin mujhe kya pata tha ki ye budiya toh gale hi pad jayegi...!!! uss budiya ne mera naam poocha.. aur wo boli "Arrey beta bansi.. me Mrs.kapoor hun(rockstar dadhi) aur tumhare iss aache svabhav se badhi kush hon... toh tumhe me apna naukar banana chahti hon.." aur ye sunke me apne hi soch me doob gaya.. ek baar apni GF ki taraf dekh aur phir socha "Arrey chokri toh bohot saari mil jayegi magar naukri kaha milegi ?! aur vaise bhi ye kusaat budhiya zyaada din kaha rehene waali hai ?! tode din iss ki khoob seva kar dunga toh ye kush hoke apni saari jayidaat mere naam kar ke kat legi.. waah.. bansi teri toh nikal padi " hmm.. ye sochte huye maine ladki k kaha tata aur nikal pada kapoor kothi ki taraf...😕 rasthe me budiya batathi hai ki "hum sab khate peete khandhan ke log hai ..." magar kameeni ne ye nahi bataya tha ki kitnaaa khte hai aur kitnaa peete hai ... main bhi soch raha tha ki meri toh chandi ho jayegi waha jake magar ye mere saat kya kar diya un logon ne...
PART 1- Pehela din kapoor khandan ke saat...
Main waha pe abhi abhi pohoncha tha ki maine dekha ki Amarnath ji aur krishuji ke beech me jagada ho raha tha.. kyunki mujhe unke baarein kuch pata nahi tha toh me sirf evsdrop karte hue waha pe kada tha... tab maine suna ki..
AK- tum sab kuch galat samaj rahi ho...
KK- Me ? Me.. nahi aap galat ho.. aapka affair ek botox lips waali ladki ke saat chal raha hai...
AK-nahi... nahi.. wo toh sirf nurse hai... wo meri dekh baal karti hai..
KK- accha ? toh wo uss din aapke bathroom me kya kar rahi thi ?
AK-wo.. wo... toh mujhe nehela rahi thi...me kamsoor tha na?
KK- accha ? saale tarkee buddhe... teri toh me...
keheke wo unhe chadu se maar ne lagi...
hm... meri toh achi entertainment ho rahi thi... lekin uss buddhe ki kismat toh dekho,.. me itna jawaan aur handsome aur meri ek bhi nahi hai aur uske bin baal aur daant ke buddhe ke paas do do... haaye bhagwan kya kismat hai...
ye keheke me aage badne laga ki suddenly i dashed into sumone...ush,... karke hawaye chalne lagi... suddenly meri dil ki dhadkan badne lagi.. aur maine dekha ki ek khubsoorat si ladki mere saamne kadi hai.. uske leherathe baal.. haaye... bg me "DIL ME BAJI GUITAR" song sunaiye de raha tha.. aur maine apne aap se poocha ki "KYA YAHI PYAAAR HAI..."
tTab usne kaha..." Abbey ande ho kya ? dikhayi nahi detha ? mera poora hairstyle bigaad diya.."
haaye,,... uske mu se nikli hui gali bhi mujhe pyaar ke meethe bol lagne lage the.. tabhi saali buddhi phirse aa tapki..usne pookara.."BANSI..." aur mujhe meri gulaabo😆 ko chodke jaana pada.. meri nazar usse hat hi nahi rahi thi...magar mujhe aapne pagale man ko samjana pada...😭 aur uss kusad ke paas gaya.. usse pata chala ki ye khubsoorat si bebo ka naam niharika hai aur yahi hai Amarnath ki item... 💔mera dil 'mera naam joker' ke raj kapoor ki tarah toot gaya.. maine aapne dil ke tookdon ko sametha aur kitchen ke kaam me lag gaya...
Tab meri mulakat GOLU PUTTAR yani ki RAM kapoor se hui.. saala bhukad din bar khata reheta hai.. uske wajese me apni nihu darling ka butiphul chehra bhi nahi dekh pata...😡 kabhie kabhie lagta tha ki uske kahane me zeher mila don.. sach kahon toh ek baar try bhi kiya tha.. lekin ram ne usse bhi pacha liya tha.. hey bhagwan.. !! aise big time bakasur ko maine kabhie nahi dekha hai.. !! Zeher khane ke baar toh usne dakaar me nahi maari..!! kya khandan hai..?! Maa kadus beta tarkee aur uska beta bakasur..!! well mujhe inn sab me koi interest nahi tha... mujhe toh sirf aapni nihu darling me interest hai..
uff.. uss din ka saara kaam khatam karke main sone jha raha tha ki tabhi maine ek surili awaaz suni.."Abbey oh bansi kahike mere liye dood kaun tera baap rake gha ?" Haan ye meri nihu darling ki hi awaz thi.. toh me gaya kitchen me aur dood garam karne laga..aur apne hi kwaboonki duniya me kho gaya...
maine dekha ki nihu yellow saadi me baarish me beeg rahi hai.. aur gaa rahi hai 'Mr.India ki sridevi' ki tarah..
"kaate nahi katate ye din ye raat
kehni thi tumse jo dil ki baat lo aaj main kehta hu i love you
koi nahi bas tum ho saath
kehni thi tumse jo dil ki baat
lo aaj main kehti hu i love you"
aur me Anil kapoor ki tarah uski taraf slow motion me dhodne lagta hun... aur meri gulabo ko beegi saadi me dekh ke intimidated ho jatha hon.. aur uske kareeb jane lagta hon... aur usko I LOVE YOU TOO bolke puppy dene wala hotha hun ki... tabhie.. dood ubal kar mere haaton ke upar gir gaya... tab me sapno ke duniya se bahar aakar nihu ke kamre me dood lekar pohoncha... tab maine dekha ki kamra bilkul suhaagraat ki kamre jaisa saja hai...😳 main sharma gaya.. aur apne aap ko dhulhe ki roop me imagine karne laga,,,...
usi rooz agar meri shaadi nihu ke saat hui hoti aur me suhaag raat ke liye room me entry karta hun.. aur nihu ko bed pe baiten hue dekhta hon... me dood lekar andar gatha hon... aur dood table par rakh kar me deere se bed ke paas jatha hon.. me bilkul super hero ki tarah bed ke upar jump karta hun halke se nihu darling ka ghoongat uthatha hun... aur nihu ko garam dood deta hun.. aur wo sharmate hue wo dood pethi hai aur...
pur... karke mere mu ke upar dood phenk diya aur kaha.."Itna garam dood mera mu jalane ka irada hai ka? saale bansi tujhe maine kaam se na nikhal nahi diya toh mera naam bhi niharika nahi.." me rothe hue kamre se bahar nikal gaya..." ye tha KM me mera pehela din..😭
so guys if u liked it hit and yeah do comment..
YOURS TRULY,
BANSI...😉
part 2 coming soon..😃
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