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Posted: 12 years ago
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A few days ago Heisenberg asked us a very complex question on inter-industry thermodynamics. "Can Salman make it big internationally?" Assuming he was not talking about height, my answer is Yes, a thousand times over Yes! Why not. Salman Khan is an incredible entertainer and he can take any movie, add his Dabangg desi mirch masala and make it even better.

So I'm starting a special series on Salman Khan "Salman does Hollywood" where our Bollywood superstar Salman remakes Hollywood films for you. This is all in good humor and fun. I myself thoroughly enjoyed movies like Wanted, Dabangg etc. Otherwise everybody knows I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally. This topic is not about haters or lovers, I hope we all can come together and share some laughs over the quirks and nuances of Sallu style masala flicks.

To get the maximum enjoyment of the remakes, I suggest that you have watched at least some Salman movies to know his style and also the Hollywood original of what we remake. Also better if you can imagine the actors and how they would deliver dialogs.

Enjoy! 😊



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Sohail Khan Productions Presents

TITANIC

remade as

"Doobti Nayya Kar Par"


Starring

Salman Khan - Young Prem
Salman Khan - Buddha Prem
Sohail Khan - Rem (prem ka chotta bhai)
Katrina Kaif - Rose
Arbaaz Khan - Chedu (bada nikamma)
Bindu - Gulabo (Rose ki amma)
Rakhee - Karan/Arjun ki maa

Extracts from Script



Our film opens with this charcoal sketch found by discovery divers under the sea. Far far away a very old and fragile Prem watches the discovery on television.

Child 1 (exclaims) - Dadaji, dekho TV pe aapki tasveer hai
Rose (exclaims) - Mere premi, Prem, dekho TV pe aap
Prem: Mere muscles chote dikh rahe hain. Lagta hai tasveer paani me thodi shrink ho gayi hai.

Cut to Song - "Tasveer teri meine dil pe utaar di, paani paani hue lamhe, Titanic ne bigaad di"

Prem, Rose and full family go to discovery divers to reclaim Prem's jawaani ki tasveer. In exchange for the tasveer, they narrate their Amar Prem Kahani in flash back.

Flashback opening sequence

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozh8QS6_ihI[/YOUTUBE]

Aur Dixy Scott ke zariye Prem ne jeete Titanic ke do ticket.

Meanwhile Rose appears to board the ship



Gulabo - Arrey ni, yeh kya pehenke aayi, Ja kapde pehenke aa.
Rose - Mamma hum cruise pe ja rahe hai, Main kapdon mei tanning kaise karoongi
Gulabo - Arrye ni, yeh woh waala cruise nahin, straight to Amreeka trip hain. Raste mei sab barf barf hai. Thandi lag jayegi.
Rose - Nahin, mei tanning karoongi, warna mei thand mei pheeki pad jaaongi. Phir angrez aur mujhme kya farak reh jayega



Meri fiance kitni bahadur hai, barf mei bhi tanning karegi. Wah bhai Wah!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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RTH can I give you the movie name and then you can elaborate it ?
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Sheldon_Bazinga

RTH can I give you the movie name and then you can elaborate it ?



Sure, I will take remake suggestions into account. One is in progress.

Damn my image of Katrina is not loading. 😑Can you see?
Posted: 12 years ago
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What are we supposed to do again?
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Posted: 12 years ago
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@RTH: Terminator Salvation

And no I can't see the picture.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: eraser

What are we supposed to do again?



Nothing really, I remake Hollywood blockbusters in Sallu ishtyle. Right now I am working on Titanic. But if you want to see any movies remade with Salman Khan throw out the suggestions.
Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: return_to_hades



Nothing really, I remake Hollywood blockbusters in Sallu ishtyle. Right now I am working on Titanic. But if you want to see any movies remade with Salman Khan throw out the suggestions.

how about Slumdog Millionnaire??
Posted: 12 years ago
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Shrek  please!!!!!! 
Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: return_to_hades



Nothing really, I remake Hollywood blockbusters in Sallu ishtyle. Right now I am working on Titanic. But if you want to see any movies remade with Salman Khan throw out the suggestions.


Oh okay got it. Can you remake White Chicks please?πŸ˜†