101 Cheap Suicide Techniques for Dummies by KKGSR

There are 101 ways to commit CHEAP suicide' by KKGSR 😆

~ Jumping off a one story building, you know how much courage it takes for a person to jump off a one story building. All you need is a house with a roof 😉

~ Drowning could have been her next option, she could just pollute the water with her rotting and fishes in the water will nibble away her eyeballs..
All you need is water

~ Suffocating your self
All you need is a pillow 🥱

~Strangle your self
All you need are hands (hopefully ASR's can lend his hands) 😆

~Hold your breath
All you need is practice 😲

Where are the other 96 ways to commit cheap suicide? Unless you were expecting us to do the rest you lazy bum 😆

*DISCLAIMER- This is not recommended if you wish to live. I will not be accountable for any suicidal maniacs who try this.*

-Slit wrist with sharpened stick, all you need is a sharp stick...or you could use the knife that you used to sharpen the stick.

- Get a metal rod and whack yourself on the head, hard enough as to die and not just end up with amnesia. Just need a metal rod.

- Cut multiple balloons into tiny pieces and eat the rubber till you suffocate

-Stick a wet finger (preferably not body fluids) into a plug hole, use your sheer will power to keep it in there. Only need water, finger and will power.

-Walk into a forest (preferably one without a hut with all supplies to survive.) Needs nothing!

-Pray for your own death. Just some goodness in your heart is needed!

-Walk in front of a van (wearing a garlic necklace is recommended as to not attract damsel saving vampires.) All you need is garlic!

Couldn't get to 10 or even 9.6 but did more than you!

- an overdose of iburofen
- watch barun shirtless(definate killer)

K can mock maami's ridiculous appearance, maami'll kill her.

Originally posted by: Japonica

K can mock maami's ridiculous appearance, maami'll kill her.

That'll cost her a load though, with all the heavy non-phatti saris and jewellery unless she 'borrows' of course.

Originally posted by: Boogle.Schiz

*DISCLAIMER- This is not recommended if you wish to live. I will not be accountable for any suicidal maniacs who try this.*

-Slit wrist with sharpened stick, all you need is a sharp stick...or you could use the knife that you used to sharpen the stick.

- Get a metal rod and whack yourself on the head, hard enough as to die and not just end up with amnesia. Just need a metal rod.

- Cut multiple balloons into tiny pieces and eat the rubber till you suffocate

-Stick a wet finger (preferably not body fluids) into a plug hole, use your sheer will power to keep it in there. Only need water, finger and will power.

-Walk into a forest (preferably one without a hut with all supplies to survive.) Needs nothing!

-Pray for your own death. Just some goodness in your heart is needed!

-Walk in front of a van (wearing a garlic necklace is recommended as to not attract damsel saving vampires.) All you need is garlic!

Couldn't get to 10 or even 9.6 but did more than you!

😆

You got some really torturous death wishes here... :)

-Eat jelebis till you barf up your insides

-Insistently poke a bull/cow (Yes, ASR counts) till it attacks

-Get that weird Bubli kid to kill you by promising Payaliya will dissappear if she does so.

I love you guys so much

tell maami her diet is not working