What The Fiction Fun Or Serious Part 2

 Hello Boaters.  Loopy is here.  I hope you remember the first ever WT* Fiction episode.  If not, I will be more than shameless to point it out for you.

WhatThe Fiction - Fun or Serious - http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2802882

I also hope you remember the 10 CVs and the Intern that were introduced in one of the WT*Fiction episode.  Do you know which one.  Let me be shyless and point it out for you.

WhatThe Fiction - Part CVs - http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2890577

Yes, dearies, there will be a quiz and a test after this.

So in the first one, the fictional characters were watching the real humans called Lovers and Bashers.  This time around, our 10 CVs are going to give their opinions on Lovers and Bashers.

The 11 CVs got together for a party on April 1st, Yes, April Fools Day hosted by Loopy. 

So Simply, Trippy, Juvy, Lifty, Galthy, Filly, Amnesy, Vultury, Steppy, Reality, Clichy all arrived to the party.  On seeing each other, they all hugged each other, pinched each other behinds, almost kissed each other, and CVs with chests and without chests thumped their respective lack or ample of chests.

One seeing Loopy in a Maybelline Dress wearing Designer DQ shoes, each of the CV came to her and said, what an idea Loopyji.  What better way for us to drink and make merry of all the fools who watch our show.

Loopy Ponders: What an irony Creative Voids.   You are the fools, and I threw a party to highlight your foolishness so I can have fun on Fools Day.

All the CVs settled and saw the neatly arranged napkins, where each had several of the foolish (in their mind) remarks or fannish remarks the bashers and lovers have made.

Trippy : Did you see Bashers are saying, TRPs are down because, CVs have lost it.  AS IF!!  They should talk to the Lovers.  Lovers have the nostra-damic view of how good it will be in future and those are the TRPs we would like to bring to attention.  Who cares about past or present.  Only us and Lovers know how good the TRPs will be in future.  Those Bashers are imbeciles I say.

Lifty : Tell me about the Bashers.  They are never satisfied.  They cried buckets saying we are  lifting ideas from other shows.  So to appease them.  I decided, we will lift from our own show.  So Galthy has worked hard to repeat the MU.  Juvy has worked hard to repeat the Juvenile stuff.  Amnesy has worked hard to make audience forget what happened in last episode, by repeating what happened last week.  And some bashers think they are funny calling us a Galthy pe Galthy Pe Galthy.  In English it apparently is a MU in a MU in a MU.  I mean, that is somewhat funny, but did that basher not get the isnpiration from inseminat1on.

Loopy : Sorry sweety Subha.

Reality : Inception you Fool!!

Lifty : Reality.  You are just an extra.  So shut the F* UP!!!!

Lifty : So once every week, we lift our own MU and repeat the same script and dialogues so there is a sense of Dejavu, and instead of feeling nostalgic, these bashers lost logic.

Steppy : Yes reality.  Shut the F* UP!!!

Reality: 

Steppy : I have no idea how these bashers minds work.  They demand character growth.  They say things have to always progress forward.  How is that possible.  What about all the past left unexplored.  We have to go back.  So we always go back.

Reality : Did you just not say, who care about past or present?

Steppy : I knew you would say something like this and hence I asked you to Shut the F* UP even before I said anything.  So Shut the F* UP !!!

Steppy : Some bashers are so laughable.  They keep claiming we hid Hotty's brains.  They keep saying, Hotty should use his famous Dimaag.  I feel so sorry for these idiots.  I so wish I can tell them the secret, so they will stop getting twisted into a pretzel when they see Hotty brainless.  We even gave a hint making him shirtless.  But the so called bashers are the ones who have no brains.  They ignore our hints.

Amnesy : What is the secret.

Steppy : Amnesy, it is ok.  I will tell you.  Bashers always say Hotty forgot his brains, or Hotty is not using his brains, Hotty is not using his famous dimaag.  They would hide their face in mud if they knew the Zabardast twist.

Amnesy : What is it.

Steppy : I will only say this one more time.  Not a single basher would say Hotty is not using his brains, if they even knew a hint of the Zabardast twist.  He never had any to begin with.  Bwahahaha !!!!!!!

Reality : He may have nothing on top, but he has a sexy bottom.

All Others : Thud! Died!!! and Went to heaven!!!!.

Reality : What a bunch of asses, I mean fools !!!

All Others conscious once again; OMG OMG OMG Reality.  Sometimes you say some of the most realistic things, even real world will feel fake.  OMG OMG OMG Reality.  How can we breathe.  OMG OMG

Reality : Fiction You !!!

All : What?

Reality : Reality Me.

All : Oh, we though you said

Reality : Gross

Vultury : Some bashers say, Hotty shouldn't grab Happy.  They say Creepy shouldn't grab happy.  Can one of those dumbinis tell us, what is life if you don't grab Happy by the throat and make her your own !!!  Since Hotty deserves to be Happy he gets to grab Happy more often than Creepy.  But Creepy is man of want and need and desire.  As per his villain contract, he should be entitled to do this more than Hotty.  But Hotty went and hid the contract in his safe.  Hotty is truly trying to make the villain lose his job and take away his family Bread Butter and Jam.

Juvy : But what about the lovers who say Happy is silly and chilly (towards her husband and resisting the physical friction as a husband has every right on wife's body).  Bashers glorify this resistance.  Lovers correctly point that this is abuse and Happy should be crucified.

Simply : They are wrong too.  Happy is nothing but a prop!!  Prop should become useful at each and every CV beck and call.  When a prop does what is expected of the PROP, the prop is fulfilling its zimmadari.  Prop should be treated like a prop and should neither be bashed or praised.

Clichy : Yes.  SP has sent me here to slowly turn this into a Kyunki Nafrat Bhi Kabhi Mohabbat Ki.

Reality : Pavitra Rishtha, Apavitra Soch

All : Shut the F* UP!!!!

Side Scene Of the Day :

Loopy standing at the distance watching, hearing and smiling at all this, walks into the sunset, while listening to the song

Reality :  Even if I want to I cannot seem to Gel with you

CVs :  Because maybe our insanity is repelling you.

Reality : I see so much of Vacuum in your brains

CVs :  That is because, brains and fiction are like oil and water

Reality : I wish I existed in you

CVs: We wish you exited from us

CVs :  Lovers Reality Ko Paas Aney Na De

Reality : Bashers CVs Ko Door Jaaney Na De.

Is FrICTION Ko Kya Naam Doon

RSVP

Loopy

PS : Please comment.

First of all I think loopy I want to be"friends" with Reality! No ! You just made me faill in love wiht Reality :)

So finally you decided to put your DQ shoes to use which I stole from the Titanic before you decided to unleash Bha bow on us.

CVs are very considerated Loopy, since we complained they are lifting ideas from other shows, they started lifting ideas from their own show !!

Looks like you've bcome a fan of Mu within a Mu within a Mu..

Reality : Fiction You !!!

oK so bashers reunion🤗

I feeI sorry for us too

Mystery soIved about hotty brain!!!!

Sam's paper mystery soIved!!!

Happy is nothing but a prp!!!👏

classic pst sudha

handsome bloke like you depending on me gives my ego a much needed Viagra. This gives me immense satisfaction. But I realize, this dependency on me, might have caused you to have too much time on your hands, which the classless Happy took full advantage of.

Even I was quite taken aback about that whole allowance and joint account bit and thought huh since when? But then your post gave me the reply and also the answers to so many of the questions that were haunting me and now I see he sacrificed himself forShyam. Talk about a selfless intervention.

And that bit about villain of circumstances couldn't agree more.

Originally posted by: uniquebluerose

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edit: yaaay yippe me first...

hey why was i not invited to this fools party ...you don't think i am fool...go to "other" AL...they all always declare me as fool...

btw back in our boat i asked your opinion about posting post but you chose to ignore my post so i decided to not to ignore you post or my post and made a post in your post made separate post as well!!!

hope i make more sense than the cvs and you have mentioned Dejavu but not me...i thought i was also your friend but you mentioned her and not me...

how could you!!!

but why did you invite reality...he/she seems more like Happy now a days taking all the crap!

will come back with more later

edit 2:  you have given a good screen space for bashy i must say!!! Why is that is it your latest crush!!!

you made my doll a prop!!!! are you writing any article in ree(a)lity...

prop actaully means "an object placed beneath or against a structure to keep it from falling or shaking"

so without prob the mighty hotty cum creepy love story may come to an end!!!

One question to Loopy Which song were you listening when walking into sunset!!!

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Now on serious note...

this was fabulous dear!!! wish i could be funny instead of being upset like silly chilly!!!