What The Fiction - CVs Audition

Fellow Boaters.  I know.  I have impeccable timing.  When most people are pissed off or looks like are pissed off, I decided to make a fun post.  Ask Wesha and she will draw a mathmetical algorithm of how impeccably bad my timing is.  Having said that, I felt the urge to write.

This post maybe as disjointed as the episodes and hence the useless paradoies.  Hopefully you will like this 20th edition of the WT*Fiction series.

Hotty is working on his laptop in his bedroom and trying to get his Chordless to Chord again. Vocal Chord that is. 

Happy comes in with a sinister looking liquid in hand and locks the door.

Hotty : 😒

Happy : I have instructions from Weepy to make you drink this.  If not she said, she will stop crying.

Hotty : 😕

Happy : Weepy means it.  She knows if she stops crying you will feel useless.  So she promised on her Unheyji, she will stop crying.

Hotty Ponders : OMASR.  Maybe if you believe in such superstitions, faida will be that Unit dies.

Hotty : 👍🏼

Happy goes and sits in his lap.

Hotty :🤬

Happy : I know you like world peace and all. You better drink this or else, and leans back into him.

Hotty Ponders : One of this day, I will teach her such a lesson, she will not dare and divert my blood circulation.

Happy : I am waiting for that as well.

Hotty :🤬

Happy : I know I am not even facing you, but I know everything that goes in that empty brain of yours.  Now drink it before I start doing other things.

Hotty gulps all of it in one shot.

Hotty : Even if this damn thing does work, I will not give her credit.

Much to his chagrin, the words chorded their way out loudly.

Happy : Why will you not give credit.

Hotty : Because I have a Big

Happy : I know.  You don't have to tell me.

Hotty : I was talking about my ego.

Happy : I was talking about your problem

Hotty : Which is

Happy : You have brain.  You don't use it.  You have a heart.  But you don't use it.  You have a

CV Intern1 Script : Gabbar Wohi Thakur Nayi

Gabby : Yeh Friendshippy, we will not todenge

Gabby : Thodenge Hands Magar, tera saath nibhayinge

Thaky : Diya Aur Bati Hum,  Khabhi Chewing Kabhi Gum

Thaky: Aisa Soch Nahi

Gabby :  Ek hazaaron Mein Thaky Tum

Thaky :  Bade Acche Lagte Hum

Bothy : Rishtha Nayi Soch Nahi

Audience Wah. Wah Wah Wah TTT The F!!!!

Salim : Meharkali Meharkali Meharkali Meharkali 

vovovovovovooo

Salim :

Pyar Kiya Tho Naam Diya

 vovovooo vovovovooo

Audience Haire Nanda Kishore !!!!

Demon: Angel Ina, will you marry me

Angel : No

Demon : For 6 months

Angel : Ok

Demon :

Audience : Speechless

WeDrum : Drum Se Taal Mila Vovo Taal Se Drum Mila.

NoTaal :

Ek Yeh Riddle Ve, Brain Cell Usage No Ve

Nafrat Paas ane na ve; Mohabbat Door Jane Na ve

Aaja Rabba Ve Aa aa aa aaa'

Is Drum Mein Taal Dikha, ho, Is Script Mein Story Dikha

Happy : So

Hotty : Is that what I am supposed to do for this act?

Happy Ponders: He is drunk, maybe I can take him to a dark room and make a honest living for a day.

Audience: Heerini Heerini Heerini

Happy : Namaskar!!  Kahiye Kya Seeing You want?

Audience : Tell us, where were you Heerini

Happy : Mein? Mein Doing some waiting

Audience : For Whom?

Happy : For The one with the flute

Audience : Why

Happy : So I can blow it

Audience : Blow Whom

Loopy : You Besura Prudes yaneki Besharam Aurat.  Stop fanning and fainting

Happy : Not Whom But What.

Hotty : What The?🤬

Happy : Ding Dong Ding Ding Dong Ding Dong (end tezaab, begin Happy Is Singh is King)

Happy : Ek Heer thi Aur

Hotty : Ranjah Ek Male Tha

Happy :Kehte hai Dilli Bali Mein

Hotty : Sexy ho Happy, Sau MU ho, jukhta TRP pao mein

Happy : Achar Nimbu Rabba, Nasha Down Hoga

MU me MU, MU me MU,  

Lotsa Bore Longest Yore

Weepy : Oh My head is spinning, my tears are whirling.

Happy : I will get medicines for you. 

Weepy : Sob Take Unheyji Sob

Happy : I donwanna

Weepy : Sob.  Medicines are heavy.  Since I am pregnant sob, I need to eat for 2 sob.  Medicine also same sob.  I need to take for 2 sob.  So, I need to take heavy doeses of Aspirin, Anacin, Acetaminophen, Morphin, Oxycodone, Ibuprofen, Antihistamine, ProHysteriaMin, ClearTear, CoughCyrup, Prozac, Rogaine, Preparation Hchooo, Allegra Ahhchooo, and hormophermones. Sobbity Sob Sob Sobbity Sob Sob Sobbity Sob Sob.  Please take Creepy along

Happy : YuckThoo.

Weepy : Oh Bhabhi.  You have allergies too.

Happy : Yeah to your (bells toll, diyas flare, sanskrit manthras reach crescendo) mangalasutra !!

Creepy : Come Happy.  Zara Zara lemme lemme Zara Zara touch you touch you.

Hotty : Esscuz Moi.  Why is blood running downhill like that.  Happy is not near me.  Why, Why, Why.  Man, OMASR, what is happening down there !!!!

thank you sudha 🤗

for such a hiIarious post , much needed after the episde

Originally posted by: sukri

girl u are back !!! Awesome !!!

Wow wat a blackmail
Weepy threatening to stop crying :)
Happy threatening to popcorn?

 

 

Happy : You have brain.  You don't use it.  You have a heart.  But you don't use it.  You have a
ROFL

Loved your description for a Saas Bahu fancy dress competition..

 

Gabbar Wohi Thakur Nayi   - u are on a roll here loopy

 

 

This is one of the best W*F you have ever written !!!! 👏👏👏

 

 

 

 

Originally posted by: MentalExotica

LEVEL UP

yes going by the general thumb rule your post and my post have entered in at a time of hell

well for me i cracked up 

i LOLed so hard i had to run to PEE

i am not going to point out what made me laugh because your post grew on me jus like ASR's flute tunes.

can i say i love you?

of course i can LOVE YOUUU

superb

👏

regards

Gitika

Originally posted by: ttt1

thank you sudha 🤗

for such a hiIarious post , much needed after the episde