ShaunSA's House of Auctions proudly brings you...

The official never to be repeated Snake Auction! Yes that's right folks. Get ready for the auction of a lifetime! On offer soon will be:-

One x Cobra aka Aham Parag Modi aka 'Emgee' to his friends and family (aka Gopi). This snake is particularly venomous on Holi where it has been known to go from hibernation into spitting action in minutes. On the negative side it seems to need the rest of the year to recover. So let's just call it an Annual Spitting Cobra. This item has been submitted for auction by ShaunSA in the interests of Gopi Aham Modi in the hope that she will be able to find a better performing snake for future encounters!

One x Anaconda aka Chirag Modi. "Mota" by name, "mota" by nature. This snake is strictly advised for experienced snake handlers who can handle large snakes comfortably. Inexperience may result in having a plastic smile pasted on your face for the rest of your life. Consider yourself warned! This item has been submitted by taniks in the interests of a plastic-free Hetal Modi!

One x Goldfinger Snake aka Parag "Just call me 007" Bond Modi. As the name specifies this finger sized snake can easily be handled by anyone and everyone. Known for its shy retiring nature it must be treated gently and with care. Failure to do so will result in this snake being neither hiss nor bite. This specimen has been submitted by Chika in the interests of Kokila "She who must always be obeyed" Modi in the hope that getting her the biggest snake will actually put a smile on her dial!

One x Measly Earthworm Snake aka Jigar Modi. Being the youngest of snakes on offer and not really a snake, more like a worm to be honest. However interested buyers are expected to be those who are satisfied with looking at the world through rose-tinted spectacles. So when their friends visit this worm will be proudly touted as the biggest, toughest, strongest, most venomous snake in the world! This item has been submitted by znursingh in the interests of the Jigar Modi in the hopes that he may actually grow a spine oops I mean a proper snake that can actually do the job!

it seems like u r fond of snakes,...

Originally posted by: ShaunSA

The official never to be repeated Snake Auction! Yes that's right folks. Get ready for the auction of a lifetime! On offer soon will be:-

One x Cobra aka Aham Parag Modi aka 'Emgee' to his friends and family (aka Gopi). This snake is particularly venomous on Holi where it has been known to go from hibernation into spitting action in minutes. On the negative side it seems to need the rest of the year to recover. So let's just call it an Annual Spitting Cobra. for auction This item has been submitted by ShaunSA in the interests of Gopi Aham Modi in the hope that she will be able to find a better performing snake for future encounters!

One x Anaconda aka Chirag Modi. "Mota" by name, "mota" by nature. This snake is strictly advised for experienced snake handlers who can handle large snakes comfortably. Inexperience may result in having a plastic smile pasted on your face for the rest of your life. Consider yourself warned! This item has been submitted by taniks in the interests of a plastic-free Hetal Modi!

One x Goldfinger Snake aka Parag "Just call me 007" Bond Modi. As the name specifies this finger sized snake can easily be handled by anyone and everyone. Known for its shy retiring nature it must be treated gently and with care. Failure to do so will result in this snake being neither hiss nor bite. This specimen has been submitted by Chika in the interests of Kokila "She who must always be obeyed" Modi in the hope that getting her the biggest snake will actually put a smile on her dial!

One x Measly Earthworm Snake aka Jigar Modi. Being the youngest of snakes on offer and not really a snake, more like a worm to be honest. However interested buyers are expected to be those who are satisfied with looking at the world through rose-tinted spectacles. So when their friends visit this worm will be proudly touted as the biggest, toughest, strongest, most venomous snake in the world! This item has been submitted by znursingh in the interests of the Jigar Modi in the hopes that he may actually grow a spine oops I mean a proper snake that can actually do the job!

i want ahem parag modi, the cobraa.. its good that gopi might be getting a better performer.. till she finds one, i wont mind the cobra to be with me(hope, you get what i wanna say☺️) 😉

OMG that was too good a description Shaun.🤣

None of the snakes are worth the name. I won't take part in it. Call Nilu, she might bid for a couple of them.

@vasaanthi. I am not fond of snakes. I LOVE SNAKES! 😛

omg you cracked me up!🤣...trying to keep a straight face in office!

A snake can dwell in the confines of an urbanised abode in the heart of London as long as it is held captive in its own glass vivarium.

Originally posted by: ShaunSA

The official never to be repeated Snake Auction! Yes that's right folks. Get ready for the auction of a lifetime! On offer soon will be:-

One x Cobra aka Aham Parag Modi aka 'Emgee' to his friends and family (aka Gopi). This snake is particularly venomous on Holi where it has been known to go from hibernation into spitting action in minutes. On the negative side it seems to need the rest of the year to recover. So let's just call it an Annual Spitting Cobra. This item has been submitted for auction by ShaunSA in the interests of Gopi Aham Modi in the hope that she will be able to find a better performing snake for future encounters!

One x Anaconda aka Chirag Modi. "Mota" by name, "mota" by nature. This snake is strictly advised for experienced snake handlers who can handle large snakes comfortably. Inexperience may result in having a plastic smile pasted on your face for the rest of your life. Consider yourself warned! This item has been submitted by taniks in the interests of a plastic-free Hetal Modi!

One x Goldfinger Snake aka Parag "Just call me 007" Bond Modi. As the name specifies this finger sized snake can easily be handled by anyone and everyone. Known for its shy retiring nature it must be treated gently and with care. Failure to do so will result in this snake being neither hiss nor bite. This specimen has been submitted by Chika in the interests of Kokila "She who must always be obeyed" Modi in the hope that getting her the biggest snake will actually put a smile on her dial!

One x Measly Earthworm Snake aka Jigar Modi. Being the youngest of snakes on offer and not really a snake, more like a worm to be honest. However interested buyers are expected to be those who are satisfied with looking at the world through rose-tinted spectacles. So when their friends visit this worm will be proudly touted as the biggest, toughest, strongest, most venomous snake in the world! This item has been submitted by znursingh in the interests of the Jigar Modi in the hopes that he may actually grow a spine oops I mean a proper snake that can actually do the job!

Edited by Xarina - 12 years ago

Originally posted by: dipsy80

omg you cracked me up!🤣...trying to keep a straight face in office!