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Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis ghar le aaya aur pinjre me rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola -
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car wala mar gaya kya."

Father: Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho. Mujhe bata main tere dost jaisa hi hu.
Son: Kya batau yaar main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara.

BOY:- Beda mushkil hai TEACHER se pyar karna.
Frnd:- Kyon??
BOY:- Loveletter bheja tha... 7 mistakes nikal di.

Profesor ne 1 ladke ke liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi.
Aur kaha ki in dono main se koi ek cheez le lo.

Ladka foran cake ki tarf Lapka
Doosri bar cake badal ke roti rakhi
to Ladka Roti ko Lapka..
Yun bar bar food item badalne per ladka her bar khane ki taraf bhaga.
Prof: Bas sabit hua ke bhookh hi sabse badi cheez hai.

Piche se 1 student bola:
"Sir ye is ki behan hai, 1 bar ladki bhi badal ke dekh lete?

Boy to girl: Likhe jo KHAT tuje
wo tere YAD me,
Sare padh liye papa ne RAT me,
Sawera jab hua to JUTE pad gaye,
Wo"FANAA" wale baal "GHAJNI" ban gaye..

Last night
I had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

2 rupaye lene they... ;-)

Boy: Suit bada achcha pehna hai.
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Lipstik bahut achi lagai hai.
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Make up bhi bahut acha kia hai.
Girl: Thanx "Bhaiya"
Boy: Phir bhi achchi nahi lag rahi ho.

1 day before exam:

A 3 kg, 1000+ page book is lying on the study table.
1st benchers - Let me try a few sample papers.
2nd benchers - This chapter has less weightage, why waste time.
3rd benchers - Iss unit se koi question nahin aaya tha last year.
4th benchers- Yaar aadha tu padhle, baaki mein dekhta hoon. Adjust kar lenge.
5th benchers - Chhodo na yaar, ek din mein kitna padh lunga. Murder 2 bhi nahin dekhi abhi tak. Dost mazak udayenge.

Girl 1 - Mujhe mere boyfriend ke sath bike pe jate mere papa ne dekh liya.
Girl 2 - Achcha phir kya hua?
Girl 1- fir kya, papa ne BUS ke paise wapas maang liye!

When a girl cries "whole world consoles her"
But wen a boy cries "people say cum on man, don't b like a girl"

If a girl slaps a boy "boy has done d mistake".
Bt if a boy slaps a girl "rascal does not knw hw 2 respect ladies".

If a boy talks 2 a girl "he is flirting"
Bt if girl is talking 2 boy"she is very frndly"

Kya LADKO k khilaf is desh me aisa hi zulm hote rahenge
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Janne k liya dekhiye "Na aana is des mere munna"

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