Shivi...here goes. tough ones girl !!
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?Other people's bheja !
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? No..only ReOriented !
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? To feel ( pun intended)
When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'? Cheese too !
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? no they take adrak chai breaks ...
Why do we kill people who kill people to show them that killing people is wrong? To show we have better weapons than u do !
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks? Yes...surely...seen it to believe it :)
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? To receive that help and enjoy !
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? No they don't know how to read do they...for them anything French sounding is chic !!
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Actually that's the date it went sour on !!
Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 30 cents? Am an Economics Post graduate...and u expect me to answer the tricks of my trade !!
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? I have successfully failed !!
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If it is in their swimming routine then YES !!
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Coz all the lemons go into the dishwashing liquid...we have to use artificial ones in the juice !!
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? Agents can sell u anything.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? To hide the fact that they have lost their heads !!
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? No it makes u expect the impossible !!
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Limitless.
If firefighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight? Fight each other's ideologies !!
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill? so that we can give a bill ( cash) instead of a cheque !
Tried my best Shivi...had to rack my brains...aab yeh sab karne ki meri umaar nahi hai Quote unquote Ashu !!
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