KP SHOOK HIS HEAD AT THE CROWD AND TRIED TO JOSTLE PAST. NO, THEY DID NOT BUDGE EVEN AN INCH. HE SUPPOSED THAT IF HE WISHED FOR A DARSHAN OF GURUBABA THEN HE HAD TO CLIMB OVER THESE STARECASES OR DANCE AROUND ALL THOSE LADY GAGAS TO REACH HIM!
KP WAS IN A FIX AND TURNED TO THE PERSON NEXT TO HIM AND CHANTING BABA,BABA, AND ASKED HIM...if Baba had arrived to which the man nodded and moved away.
Kp looked in awe at the wall the female fans had formed with their bodies. Not knowing how to slip past them, He Mouthed Excuse Me's And Pardon Me's. No, Sir It All Went On Deaf Ears. The gawpers just stared him down meanly. At His Wit's End, He Racked His Brain For The Most Disastrous Ammunition That Could be Used Against The Fair assemblage there. And lo there it was; A Whopping Winner. he and his bail budhdhi! Without a second's delay he Shouted 'COCKROAcH'! There Was A Huge Commotion as if a bomb had fallen and the combative looking devis ran helter skelter bringing the impregnable fortress down! Booing Himself On His unfair act, He Sailed through the gap And Came To A Halt In Front Of The Stage; Ready To Prostrate Himself Before The Feet Of BABA Mahadevji.
As was his practice he closed his eyes and started counting to 10. Oh, no,no, There Was Nothing ritualistic about the habit, just that he was always a bit jittery when he looked anybody abruptly in the face!
So he counted to 10 and raised his hands to touch baba's feet and opened his eyes. And thought again he had come to the wrong place; there was no sign of Gurubaba anywhere. But, what the heck, where was he? Had he left already? Panicking, he turned to the stare case on his right and asked her 'where is Mahadev Baba, sis?' She looked at him as if he had gone off his rocker and sniggered 'no mahadev baba, only bhoothnath Baba here!' 'Oh!Bhoothnath baba, has he come from HIMALAYA, you know the abode of snow?' Kp asked her pompously. She too seemed to know her roots well and replied sarcastically 'no bro. he comes from HEMALAYA, you know, the abode of gold, for our baba is very rich.' He never knew of a rich shiva residing in a house of gold. So turning to her again he asked her slowly and clearly 'has he come from his kailash nivas?' to which she replied equally slowly and clearly, 'no bro, he has come from thakurnivas.'
Now It Was His Turn To Gape. As Per His Facts, The Only Baba Who Lived In TN Was Krishnababa His DKR Komaliya's Brother. And He Said As Much To Her; To Which She Replied 'Thank God, You Are Not An Alien! It Is Krishnababa, Bhoothnath Baba, Bholanath Baba, Baba, Baba'' She Chanted. KP Who Had A House Full Of Krishna Fans Knew What KRISHNA BABA Was To Them And Turned His Attention to the stage.
And Exactly At That Moment KRSHNA BABA Appeared; Looking Hot , Awesome And Handsome In A Black Shirt And Thank God, No Jeans! No'No'Not Again'He and His Pathetic Gaffes! When a cold breeze brushed past him then it hit him (He and his bail budhdhi! At the rate his brain worked nowdays he knew soon he would be growing horns and lugging SAkthiya on his back around TVNAGAR). Yes sir, now he knew why all his good and clean thoughts were coming out so warped. See, The Visual Stimuli He Was Sending To His Brain Were Not Being Processed, because it was one hell of a cold night and All His Thoughts were getting frozen on their way or Getting Stuck somewhere, Failing Him When He Needed Them The Most! Cursing, He Rubbed His Hands For Some Warmth, waited for some time And Continued With His Thought Process. Of course What He Meant Was Thank God, Baba Was Not In His Usual Jeans As Was His Custom But For A Change And To The Delight Of His Fans, Wore trousers, making him look elegant and his lady fans, conk out!
KP admired Krishna of TVPUR unconditionally because he thought here at last was a guy who the male viewers could identify with and could be called a man's hero. He reminded him somehow of his phavourits George Clooney and Arjun rampal. He could be called baba, munna, babua , bitua ,yet retain that indescribable something which was the core of his appeal and individuality; unique only to him and hence placed him in a special niche in the hearts of the viewers. today KP felt happy he had seen him in person; mahadev baba nahi toh Krishna baba hI sahi!
Then he Saw Baba's Babu, Mrs. Krishna singh Thakoor, who was also known as '..
To be continued
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