Funny Kavitha Sammelan Game

Hello SVS fans and Rosesh Fans out there....

Lets imitate Rosesh by creating faltu kavitas. The person who posts the worst kavita will be the winner.

Some hints:

1. Nothing in the kavita shd rhyme
2. It shd end abruptly
3. The title shd be remotely or not connected to the rest of the poem
4. Any other funky ideas in the poem u get are welcome

Good luck guys....plz write something

hehe.. i agree w/ you Evee.

Phool

Main hoon ek tamatar
Lal lal, gol gol
main hoon ek tamatar
Khate hain mujhe mote mote log
Mein hoon ek pyaara sa tamatar
Bhook lage to mujhe khana
Pyas lage to mujhe peena
Main hoon ketchup
Main hoon sauce
Main hoon ek masoom sa tamatar

(lolz.. i know its stupid I wrote it in like a minute)

Awesome man! U def haven some talent here :)Cheers!

Ok my turn now

kavita ka title hai : Kitaab

Naa Phool hai, naa patte hain
Naa roshni hai, naa dhuaa hai
Bas hai toh sirf chaav
is pedh ke neeche
padhai kar raha hoon jahan
Wah wah wah wah

The title is kitaab bcoz he's doing padhai hahahaha

I loveddddddddddddddddddd it
It was actually veryyyy good

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz eveee... that was just tooo good.. i'm seriously LOL-ing right now!!!

am not so good with funny poems, but here's a chota sa trial..

Main hoon na
essa hai roshesh hum sabka banna
Kabhi gobbi ke parathe jaisa
kabhi feeki, tho kabhi meeta
uska deemag hai geese hue chappal ki tarha
jo purana tho hai
par samaj abhi thak goosi nahi
na na, roshesh se bada pyaara koi nahi
deemag na sahi, uska dil hai bada sayana
Kabhi apple juice ki tarha
swishy, swishy
tho kabhi water melon ki tarha
watery watery

ok this is all I can write, I know it suckks, am not good at this!

Keep smiling...
Love
Soni