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Kishmish Bedi won lots of hearts in the 1992 Blockbuster, JO JEETA WOHI SIKANDAR. I read somewhere, many youths of that time, became her fans when she wore a micro mini skirt which flew upwards, thanks to a strategically placed USHA Pedestal fan,...-------- just as kid Amir Khan lip synced to Udit Narayan crooning-Pehla Nasha...Pehla Khumaaar...
Wrong movie choices, Horsey smile, stiff competition from a million babes in 1990s and soon Pooja was a nobody as far as Bollywood was concerned.
Years rolled by...lady married, mothered two beautiful children, got divorced...and most of her fans who were 17-20 in 1992, transformed into late 30s, early 40s guys wondering whether to opt for AVIVA Pension Plan or stick to time tested LIC Jeevan Anand, worried about Parent Teacher Meets of their kids, worried about how to manage their monthly housing loan instalments.
Many of them hadn't seen a computer in early 90s and so, had to struggle their way through with Microsoft's Office suite to make a living a bit differently now,...and some stumbled upon various web-sites like Sunny Leone's, to behave like excited, panting puppies and discover hidden treasures of World Wide Web, on the sly...----
---point is Pooja Bedi got lost down the memory lane!π
But wait! It was not all that bad.
In came TWITTER.π
And 292 of her old time fans, now late 30s-early 40s menfolk-waist size 36 inches mostly, did not forget how, courtesy that USHA pedestal fan, Pooja's flying skirt had mesmerized them almost two decades back!
They did not forget to pay their gratitude and faithfully joined Kishmish Bedi on Twitter.
And then Kishmish Bedi entered Big Boss House-Season-5!
Rest as the proverb says, was history!
Within no time Kishmish Bedi managed to burn intestines of most viewers with her 'Mera Coochhie coo Baby Sky"-----'Meri Kukki, paali Baby"---...her manipulations, evil plannings...deep breath-deep breath farce...and for viciously letting loose, the Mooli Parantha gang on other inmates of house.
By the hour and minute indeed, young, old and toddlers alike, started following Kishmish Bedi on Twitter to lampoon her...to poke fun at her...to laugh at her!π‘
At last count, this 'fan brigade' has reached a mark of 16,234!
And there in lies the dilemma for Kishmish Bedi.π€
Question she is faced with is a Hobson's choice!
If she BLOCKS all abusing / lampooning her, she will have to block 15940 Tweeters! And if she does that, she will be left with only the original 292 followers before BB-5 season this year + 2 more gained after the Big Boss eviction...!π
And Kishmish Bedi shot herself in the foot by proclaiming she has more than 16000 fans following her on twitter!
So if she blocks, cynics will laugh at her 294 followers count, (middle aged dads hardly free / motivated enough to even take up her case against a rabid, excited, trigger happy mass of 15,940 tweeters!)
And if she does not block them, day in day out Pooja Bedi has to read tweets like,"Duniya ki sabse kharaab aurat hai ye Pooja Bedi...Paagal hai ye yaar...Tucchhi Aurat."π
Ya Khuda...tu hi madad kar Kishmish Bedi ki ab...π²π€
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