DISCLAIMER: If you do not have a liking for humor and sarcasm then please don't read further because this post might offend your sentiments. :)...PEACE OUT!
In KTLK land, there seems to be some kind of implicit
competition between Mallika and Nidhi in regards to who can stick-like-glue to
Dr. Ashutosh at this stage. Nidhi seems to land at Dr. A's place every day
since Anji mentioned the word "pyaar" while Mallika's narad muni bhabi
jee keeps taunting and goading her to go and sit on Ashutosh's head till he
agrees to marry her.
Lets cross over to Dr. Tarantula...I mean Mallika and Dr. Chipki...I mean Nidhi
to get their opinion on the state of things in the show right now.
Q - So, Dr. Mallika we hear you have some competition on the Dr. Ashutosh
front?
Dr. M - Competition? What competition?...BARAH SAAL..BARAH SAAL KI DOSTI,
BARAH SAAL KA PYAAR, BARAH SAAL KA ASHUTOSH PAR EMOTIONAL AATYACHAAR! Do you
think after BARAH SAAL i'm going to let a teen din ki intern take away my man? 😡
Q - Mam, par jo insaan barah saal main nahi mana, woh ab kya maanega?
Dr. M - (pauses)...If I didn't understand that in BARAH SAAL you really think
I'm going to get it now? 🥱
Q - Ok ...ok...Can we get an estimate of how many times you
have proposed to Dr. Ashutosh in these BARAH SAAL?
Dr. M - I would say roughly about 4855867876568 times
Q - And despite the fact he has continually rejected your proposal you continue
to fight?
Dr. M - Yes, because the last thing an educated doctor like me would do is hold
onto her self-respect and move on in life...😵
Ermm...Ok...Oh wait, Dr. Chipki...urf Nidhi is here...Let us hear her side of
the story.
Q - May we begin with asking why do we find you glued to Dr. Ashutosh's
residence everyday?
Dr. N - Well, because saiyya naino ki bhasha samjhe na...I mean, i'm in love...❤️
Q - But how did that happen, you've known him for only a week...you haven't even shared any substantial moments with him to evoke feelings of love?
Dr. N - How dare you say that...I mean, he returned my earrings to kuch kuch hua, he shook my hand toh bahut kuch hua and then he fell sick toh love ho gaya. How can these not be called substantial moments?..😡
Dr. N - I deliver food, I make adrak wali chai, I change his curtains, I tend to his guests...😃
Q - Eh...so are you an intern who works at his hospital or a bai?
Dr. N - Pyaar mein you do everything and anything...toh abhi
I am an intern cum bai.Subhe patients ki files update karti hoon, shaam ko adrak waali chai banati hoon...😳
Q - So, whats next on the list?
Dr. N - Cleaning his house, making his bed, washing his clothes, mowing his lawn...etc etc etc...😃
Dr. M meanwhile flares up and screams out
"BARAH SAAL KI PESTERING MAIN AISI HEE BEKAAR NAHI JAANE DOONGI! DO WHAT YOU WANT DR.NIDHI BUT ASHUTOSH WILL BE MINE ONLY!...MERE PAAS KADHI HAI, KHEER HAI, aur BARAH SAAL HAI...TUMAHRE PAAS KYA HAI?"...😈
DR N - "MERE PAAS EARRINGS HAI, ADRAK WALI CHAI HAI, HARE CHAANE KI CURRY PLUS METHI MUTHIYE aur AB TOH DR. ASHUTOSH KE GHAR KE CURTAINS BHI HAI"...
Lets contact Dr. Ashutosh to know what he thinks of this Clash of the Titans
Q. - Dr. Ashutosh the ladies seem to be stamping over each other in the race to winning your love...your comments?
Dr. A - (smirks)...You think I care about their fight? ...I'm getting muft ki seva from both sides. Kabhi free ki kheer aati hai toh kabhi methi muthiye...
Oh the joys of having two women fight over you! 👍🏼
Sigh...so although the prize itself is not bothered about whose hands it lands in, the ladies have pulled out their claws and swords and everything else in between to become the No. 1 chipkoo. Lets see who wins and is finally bestowed with the title of "Main Hoon Chipkoo No. 1".
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