The DP Snippet Corner: New Snippet Pg 70! - Page 33

Megha

@IndigoBlues

IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 12 years ago

#321

Kastur: Mohanjee, mujhe aapka dance bahut accha laga

Mohan: Really? thanks 😎

Kastur: Aap bilkul krishna ke jaise naach rahe the 😳

Mohan: Krishna? Who's he your boyfriend?😲

Kastur: 😡 main Krishna BHAGWAAN ki baat kar rahi hoon? Aapko itna bhi samajh nahi aata?

Mohan: *smirks* pata tha, a guy as handsome as krishna can't be YOUR boyfriend!

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Marvel-freak

@Marvel-freak

IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 12 years ago

#322

Lizzie, Silky and indigoblues!!! Brilliant guys 🤣🤣 👏

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606098

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Posted: 12 years ago

#323

Awesum liz n megz 🤣
lizzy,these 2 r also in fav list now 🤣 🤣 🤣 i just can't stop laughing.
Item number 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#324

Snippet 67:

*Kastur remembers Reena's dude statement while on a moonlit walk with Mohan*

Kastur: Reena didi was wrong.

Mohan: About what? 😕

Kastur: About you!

Mohan: What did she say? 😲

Kastur: She said you looked like doodh 🤔

Mohan: First dhoklas, now doodh. What is it with my sister and food items that start with a D? 🤔 High time I introduced her to donuts! 😆

Kastur: Do nuts kyun, ek nut toh kaafi hain na 😕

Mohan: Doosri nut toh mere saamne hi baith rahi hain, isiliye 😡

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 12 years ago

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#325

Snippet 68:

*Baapji realises that after putting Mohan in charge, the sales have gone higher, and many of the new customers are very, very young women*

Baapji: Kya kar diya tune naalayk 😡

Mohan: O kuch nahin Baapji, bas poster laga lia...to make the shop look sexier you know 😉

*Baapji looks up, and sees a poster of Mohan posing in a long dhoti but nothing else 😳, with this quote underneath: TUJKHKO MIRCHI LAGI TOH MAIN KYA KAROON!)

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#326

Snippet 69:

*Jitu is having doubts about marrying Kastur off to Mohan after seeing his 'firangi ways'*

Bhanu: Shh...Mohan's just been told about the match.

Jitu: You know, Bhanu, I don't think Mohan would be -

Mohan *somewhere else*: MUJHSE POOCHE BINAA, MERE PARWAANGI LIYE BINAA, AAP MERE SHAADI FIX KARNA CHAAHTE HO BAAPJI???? 😡😡😡

Jitu: 😃 He's perfect.

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 12 years ago

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Shobhana

@-Shobhu21-

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#327

🤣

I dont need to say anything do I...

Item No, do nuts...

And masalke ki shikan were to awesome...

Amazing ones Silky, Liz n megz...

Hats offf🤣

🤣

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#328

Megzy and Silky...you guys are a riot 🤣 Imagine having Krishna for a boyfriend and applying bandages on Resham!! 🤣🤣

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606098

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Posted: 12 years ago

#329

Lizzy-The snippet queen⭐️
i hav no words 🤣 do nuts 🤣
shirtless Mohan 🤣 n that parwangi one 🤣
liz mam,u rockkk ⭐️ ⭐️
*bows*

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#330

Snippet 70

*Saroj and Nee Kee Taa's mom tell Mohan and Nee Kee Taa that they're planning to get the two married*

Nee Kee Taa: Married? 😕

Mohan: MARRIED? 😡

Nee Kee Taa: Like M-A-R-R-I-E-D? 😕

Mohan: Like M-A-R-R-E-D?

Saroj and the Aunty: Yes!! 😃😃😃

*They leave. Mohan and Nee Kee Taa turn to each other*

Mohan: Shoot. There goes the whole have-a-two-week-fling plan 🤢

Nee Kee Taa: Darn straight 🤢

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 12 years ago

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