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Mein aa gai😛
*gets hit by a flying chappal*
'Oye!! Tu wapas aa gai😡!!'
'Kyun aayi!!' 'Itne din shaanti thi, ab tu aa gai Hey Raam Hey Raam Karte! Pakaau kahi ki!'😡
Arre pakaana toh padega na1! Mein aapko nahi pakaungi toh aur kissko pakaaungi?? Ekta maayi ke viewers ka bheja makes the best bheja fry🤣
Okie Okie😳...Chalo serious ho jaao...Itne din ho gaye..kissine Ekta mai ki jai nahi bulai...What??? When you get good episodes, you forget to bow down to the big tika wali Mayi?? how can you??
Chalo1! bow down ...
Okie now let us start the torchaarrr... I mean today's epi...
and ofcourse the epi has to start with another Maiya na...Shippy is here !! and she is buying vegetables😲...Haye haye!! woh vegetables bhi khaati hai😲...I thought she only survives on her husbands flesh and Priya's brains😡
And what mother in her right mind would catch hold of a marriage bureau person in the middle of the market and starts bugging him there and then???
She was in full too bargaining mood na, the way she was cajoling him to find a groom in the middle of the road made me think that Shippy is perfect fishmarket material...she is wasting her life as a designer or whatever that she does😛
And what is the guy saying?? That Pipu is tooo educated??? Hain???? how re!! Pleajjjhhh explain😛...how come doing Masters and teaching in Toeffel makes her tooo educated?????
And ofcourse then comes the royal reputation issue on how Priya was going to get married to Ashwin and Ashwin bid her adieu to marry some rich girl ...
And please tell me which marriage bureau will axe his own leg by saying these things aloud???😕...Aren't they supposed to be PAID for matchmaking and not for discouraging their own clients by telling them the truth about the views of the other party😕😕😕...(Oyyeee!! I forgot!!! Ekta maiya!! Jai ho!!! 😛 )
and ofcourse Shippy is all mad and has fumes coming out of her ears and as the fate would have it...Ashwin,blind as a bat, barged right into the great balloon of a body called Shippy, his almost-but-thank-God-not- his Mother- in- law😆
and the poor man had had it!!! the lift is out of order and he had to follow Shippy looking at her errr😛... I mean hearing her ventilating all the frustration of life and taking wonderful digs at him...
hahaha Ma beti ek jaisi hai...sidiyaan chadhte-chadhte logo ki band bajati hai...... Pouncing on men who are half dead climbing the stairs... Something in the genes it seems😆
Ashwin is ofcourse sorry for whatever he has done...and I am wondering what the hell is he sorry for!! Was it by mistake he married that Shruti Shweta or whatever name she has😕...Anyways, so for a change I loved how Shippy answered him back!!!
You know I am falling in love with Shippy!!
I mean look at her family ...excluding Pipu...what does she have...a rabbit teeth wala husband who does nothing but keeps pampering his elder daughter and has absolutley no hi-hello with the rest of his clan,
another hare brained daughter who had entered the beauty contest and was amongst the top 20 finalists...God knows what happened to that contest now!!
A son who goes on slapping his Nuts GF in public and a prospective DIL who goes on shooting and cutting herself every occassion possible...
she is bound to be all wound up na😆
And then she rounds up on Pipu for choosing Ashwin...damn right!! Pipu what the hell were you thinking??? Neither is Ashwin as Sanwala as Bholu's coat...neither is he tall nor he has an income of 2-3 crores😛...Why the hell did you fall for him???...
And then we have a sleeping Bholu😛...in the board meeting😲 ...I really wonder what kind of business does he conduct...either he is busy cleaning glasses in the meeting or he is sleeping...
And the sleeping beauty...errr Sleeping Bholu Golu suddenly revves up hearing a Shakespeare quote😲...
And starts asking about the Munda gunda's marital status...Oye!! the way you said yes!! to the answer of that poor Munda, that he was not married would give an impression that you lean the other side you know😆...
Ainveyi Raam-Vikraam ki jodi phamus hai😆 rhyme bhi karti hai... I seriously was surprised to see Vikybabu's 3 offsprings😛..Kuchh gadbad hai😛...when did he get time to get 3 of them in between doing alaap of 'Bholu get married' and putting his glasses and his medicines in his car and coat and scurrying after him to save his mad family cutting themselves😕
And Bholu promotes the guy because he is single and can quote Shakespeare??? Marketing mein shakespeare kya karega bechara... 😕Kabhie khud ki ek bhi kitaab toh nahi bech paya tha😛
And I just loved how the other employees butted in too...Sir,,,I also am like this and that...everybody rolling over to marry Pipu🤣
And the way he says ...woh ek hi dus ke baraabar hai🤣...I just wondered if he would have promoted all of them at one instance...Bholu you are sooo golu golu na...
and then the cat is out of the box...and here comes Jyoti..the fiance of the recent-promotee-soon-to-be-demotee🤣🤣🤣
And Bholu becomes all aag ka gola...why cant you wear some signs showing you are engaged???hahahhahahahha arre kya woh 'I am taken' ka board laga ke ghumega ???? Accha hai shaadi nahi hui..warna you would have said that why are you not wearing Mangalsutra and putting sindoor on your forehead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And by the way why exactly was he sleeping in the board room😕
He was busy drooling over photos of Pipu's prospective grooms in the night or he was wondering if he was putting every photo against his sanwala coat and checking the color mixture????🤣🤣🤣
and ofcourse the now-not-the-prospective-groom was demoted and kicked out along with all others...Why do I think that there is some mishtike...That Saxena should have been in the business meeting and Bholu should be the one handling the marriage bureau affairs...both royally screwed up their business in trying to do the work of the other 🤣🤣🤣
and Vicky baby again starts the Bholuram shaadi lecture...I swear the whole thing is wrongly casted...Niharika needs to be Vickybabu and Vickybabu needs to go and seduce the page 3 ladies of Niharika's friend circle...😆
But what he said was so right na...Instead of his family worrying about his marriage..they will be worrying after he marries...And I loved how Bholu realizes the truth behind it...but for him life still revolves around the nut case and her mother😡
And wonders!! Wonders!! Ishika's MIL is here in Ram's house for the second time this week ...and guess what ..Ishika is welcoming her MIL in her peehar😛...Girl you seriously need to visit your sasural ONCE...I mean you might just see your husband there ...and recognize him, too😛😛😛..After few epi ...it might be difficult for you na...
and ofcourse the MIL has announced the impending marriage of Bholu ins some cosmo magazine...Wonderful👏...and you couldnot have told this on phone na...you had to come here and waste full 3 minutes on that...
and we have a new entry..Niharika's bro😕...He landed from Sanfransisco and has just been introduced to his niece's MIL... wonderful eh??? he never managed to make it to Ishy-shishy's wedding hain?? and he doesnot know the MIL also...wonderful wonderful... an d he handles all of Bholu's business affairs in San fransisco and he is also a born thief..Now why I am not surprised😕
We have a ala grand dining table on which the Mamu and his darling sis niharika is sitting and really it is very poorly lighted..I tell you ...Bholu has missed paying the electricity bills...no lights in the house😛
And apparently the mamu has been brought to clear out the mess of
Nuts-weds-Kuts-but-not-until-Pipu-gets-Puts by some random guy...and ofcourse the great announcement in cosmo magazine about Bholu getting a bholi for himself...as we all know Niharika ( I seriously need to find a name for this one...any suggestions😛) is not so keen on getting a bholi in the next 50-60 years...
And the Mamu who is a free package according to himself...explains his dear sis how the scheme of 1+1 is beneficial...amd I wanted to tell him ...Bholu got 0+4 free=5 uska kya...to which my dear friend Preet replied this wise "Are is 0 ko pura karne Priya aa rahi hai na, Bholu ne hi to bola ki wo 10 ke barabar hai, sab kuch acha ho jayega🤣 "
.Good logic na😆
we have a good convo between Pipu and her pendulum momma...
AND...suddenly the ghanti baji..and phone uthaya and we have a prospective groom,,,,, ...Aaja tu bhi aaja iss pagal khaane mein...
and just tell me what are they happy for?? I mean I loved the group hug and all...but without seeing the guy or even talking to him you are celebrating😕
weirdos!! even that hare-teethed useless pappa of Pipu is so ready ...😡
AND NOW the pic of the day...you know na..there is only one person who qualifies for this...
I mean what the hell is she wearing..if the gun is made invisible it would look like a peon is saluting Kuts🤣
and Goli maar bheje mein..Jaldi se maar de!!
Sorry guys for this absence...and today also it is a bit hurried and all...but was determined to post today😳
Hope it doesnot disappoint you😳😳😳
Yeh Fitoor Tera
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
