Chocolate

One day, dad bought a chocolate for his little child. When the child try to open for eating it fell down. He then tries to pick up the chocolate from the floor. Dad says, beta dont pick this chocolate, it is dirty I will get you a new one.

Dad forgot to buy a chocolate for him

Next day, dad was walking in a balcony and all of a sudden dad slipped and fell down. Mom came to help and pick up dad.

Child says, momma dont pick up the daddy we will get a new one.

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