Secret Santa Gifts

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Posted: 13 years ago
Its finally that time. Santa finally arrived and delivered lots of goodies for the nice kids on DM.



Look Our Tree is Full of Presents


So Lets Unwrap and See What We Got

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Secret Santa 1

I was assigned  the Secret Santa to none other than

Gauri!!

I've known who Gauri 3 was since amul star voice of India 2 (THE worst show on the face of this planet) days, but didn't know her much.She seemed like an okay person.

I got to know her better during SRGMP and DM, especially Dm. She's an intelligent, friendly and witty person. Now although she likes bobby/sunny deol and salman khan, she's still a cool person πŸ˜†


Merry Christmas, Gauri! Here's your gift(s). I didn't knopw what you'd like , so I, with my networth of Rs. 23000, have got for you:

A Sapphire! 😲



A ruby necklace!  😳

http://allaboutrubies.org/selling-rubies.gif
A platinum Watch and platinum jewellery πŸ˜ƒ
http://www.weddingaces.com/wp-content/uploads/platinum-mervis3.jpg
The millenium Star diamond and more!  πŸ€“





And GOOOOOLD.. 😳



http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gold.jpg

Have A wonderful christmas. 😎


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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Secret Santa 2


Always up for a good spicy debate, Ready to explore issues from every angle
Till nothings left to be said, There's nothing she likes better !
Yes that's our Mod of Hades or  Return To Hades or RTH,  as she's better known to us
Its my pleasure and privilege to write a Christmas message ,accompanied with a fun gift for this admirable  warrior. Yes, a warrior she is as she's always battling it out with us members ! 
 
 
I can imagine what a difficult and trying time she has moderating a section like DM which is not unlike Hades at times , but RTH has been doing a wonderful job of it, a responsibility she took upon herself so that the demons in us can have a free run (well almost a free run)πŸ˜†  in this haven that can resemble a hell at times πŸ˜†

The effort and time that she so lovingly puts in often goes unappreciated by us . Let me take this opportunity to let her know that that I do appreciate all that she does for us. I understand what she must go through when a dispute breaks out with members ready to tear  each other apart ,  and she has to play her role of moderating and maintaining decorum in the forum by disciplining some of her very own dear friends. That's never an easy task ! Brickbats get hurled right and left 'by friends and foes alike.. ..and accolades none !
 

But all through this RTH carries on bravely wielding the power of edit, delete and Warning Levels that she has been equipped with  as a Mod !   Nothing  has ever daunted this fearless princess (that's what her name means-  but I choose to promote her to a Queen ) be it any topic, she's ever ready to defend and to fight ! But I did see a chink in her armour'..something seems to put the fear even in our brave Queen !!! Yeah that's what I m going to gift her tonight and its hers till Christmas eve''.. unless she chooses to battle it out further  πŸ€£

And now RTH, for my Christmas message for thee πŸ˜›
 
 

What shall I wish for you ,What shall it be ?πŸ€”
For a girl with such intelligence, grit and poise, '.Success, fame , prosperity..are sure to follow through; So its Health and Happiness that I wish upon you πŸ˜›
Troubles like Ranaud's, cramps or cold'May these never take a hold !
 
    
But what shall I gift you ,What shall it be? Roses and chocolates seem too trivial for our warrior Queen ! Its got to be something sweet and nice and yet formidable and challenging and fit for a Queen !!!
 
I thunk and thunk , and as I put on Santa's cap  
It  suddenly hit me'
 
We all know about RTH's great fondness for little bundles of joy
And also her allergy towards parasites and viruses 
 So I gift her not one , or two but all of three'πŸ˜›
And that should do the trick of curing her allergy
 
..but wait a minute'did I get things a little mixed ? πŸ˜•
Surely it was this bundle and not the other
that had her transfixed ?
 
Now excuse the muddle head me,
For here arrives the first named "M"


And here comes the second named "A"
 
The third named "D" , followed soon with a glee
 
Together the threesome are as  MAD as can be
For these are none other than My Adorable Darlings you see 🀣
Each one screamed Me , Me and Me
Each eager to be the first to greet the Queen
 
But the Queen is sane and saw through this MAD game
"Though toothless defenseless these claim
They have the power of disarming me'
With a smile and a twinkle in their eye
they possess the power of walking right into the heart
Once there, they establish themselves
And take over our lives! "
 
Now truer words were never spoken
The discerning ability of a warrior true 😳
Isnt that's precisely what  parasites and viruses do !!!  
That's when a grinning  "D" whisked out
A present he had kept wrapped for the queen 
 
 
Roses !!  that too pink ones for a warrior Queen ?
Now roses have thorns ! so what  could "D" mean ?
 
D sang in his baby sing song voice
"This old world that we're living  in
Is mighty hard to beat.
You get a thorn with every Rose
But - ain't the roses sweet'''.?"
 
And so on and on they argued
into the wee hours of the dawn'.................πŸ₯±
 
 With that RTH, our debate Queen,
 I leave you with your gifts
For I have to travel  many more  miles .
Hopefully,  through  these  MAD gifts
I managed to bring on your  smiles
For that's what was intended '
 
'to be the REAL GIFT !!! πŸ˜ƒ
 
  
With best Wishes For  
  
 
Your not so secret
Santa..




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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Secret Santa 3

OBJ is funny, clever, friendly, big headed, opinionated and sensible. It comes as no surprise that he is loved by all in the Debate Mansion. Along with having the favour of his peers, OBJ has also made it to Santa's nice list. So put on your PJ's, sip your hot choc and open the prezzies.


Seeing as you're in Chennai, you need the Christmas spirit brought to you. So here's a tree and a pile of snow.



Every year everyone gets a present that you can tell is a book even before unwrapping it. As an articulate man it's a shame OBJ has such poor Hindi skills, so here's a Hindi dictionary.


The Bhojpuri dictionary comes free with it:


With bedtime reading sorted, you unwrap the mysterious torso shaped present. It's a pinstripe business suit from Savile Row, courtesy of Barnie Stinson. Since you plan on becoming a rich hotshot, you might as well start looking like one.  


And a safe for all the money:


Having already spilled egg nog on your new suit, you open a little, probably not very valuable package. It's SPF 100 sun cream to help you stay fair and lovely even in the heat of Chennai.


And rose-tinted sunglasses to avoid harmful pessimistic energy and dangerous UV rays.


You're happy so far, but where's that gadget that you really wanted for Christmas. Oh there it is. And it's in gold.


And a gaming chair so that your butt can get comfortably fat.


Yay. You got the present you wanted. But there's still that void in your life. Fill it with alcohol.


It's 2011 soon Fool. Time to throw that never used 2010 calendar and count down the days to your graduation on this 2011 calendar.


You've got the clothes, the bling, the snow. What more do you need. Oh yes, a nuclear weapon.



Satisfied with the bounty of your unwrapping, you head to the fireplace and tip your stocking to see the stocking fillers.

A link to endless Rafi songs. Awesome.
http://ww.smashits.com/index.cfm?FindFactor=rafi&SearchID=album&SearchExact=0&Page=Search&SubPage=Audio

Interesting websites websites.
http://www.sickipedia.org
http://www.fmylife.com and http://mylifeisaverage.com
http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/
http://www.itwofs.com/

Improve your browsing experience.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865/
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3456/

The choicest YouTube playlists.
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=EB1B184307AC2C4C
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=7CF8AFD815FFA216
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=AF5CFD31854480E6
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=A1751A7A930EE966
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=EB902B7501C2DFC0



Merry Chrimstas Fool!

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Secret Santa 4




Your Gift Box...

and it has inside a...


Let's get you ready for the Christmas party on DM...
A gorgeous evening gown


Something to keep you warm :)


Your shoes and clutch (now that you got one, go and gift the one that you kept)



And of course your jewelry


Now that you're ready... here's your ride that'll take you to the party

Something to listen to while you travel

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW1dbiD_zDk[/YOUTUBE]


And some champagne and chocolates to enjoy during your ride



Now that you've arrived enjoy the party and the food :)
The menu: Pink hors d'oeuvres, pink sherbet, pink salmon steak, steak, pink champagne cake and pink ice cream... bon apetit :D






And last but not the least... hit the dance floor with DM's celebrity guest



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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Secret Santa 5



Hi  Xobile!

You must be new to DM. I don't remember seeing you much here before. I don't do much creative things. I hope you like my Introduction to DM drawing for you.
I tried rapping too, but I cannot.



Merry Christmas!
  πŸ€—


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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Secret Santa 6

Dive Helmet Replica 18" Collectible

 

 
 
Solid copper and brass on this (18" tall) diver helmet! Hand crafted accent for the seaman in DM! This is a beautiful piece that would add to any decor! Divers show their love of the sea and their sport in their homes, dens, offices and and automobiles with pictures, shells, decals, flags and treasures from the deep. This brass dive helmet would be a beautiful addition to Souro, our DM's diver's collection. Friends will compliment Souro on the helmet's good looks and ask questions about his diving experiences - just like we all did last year when Souro posted the pictures he clicked under the sea.  This helmet will be a great way to start social conversations and spread the love of SCUBA diving --- it may work like a charm that our DM bachelor needs when it comes to love-life and he may end up getting hitched after allπŸ˜‰.
Hope our scuba diver/snorkeler loves his Christams giftπŸ€—


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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Secret Santa 7

Dear Angie,

Here's wishing you a very happy holiday season! I hope you enjoy my amateur attempt at photography below. I was driving through downtown today, and I saw the beautiful sky and could not help but pick up the phone and take this picture of the sky. Probably not a good idea going 80 mph, but we'll save that chat for another day. πŸ˜† I saw the picture and after thinking long and hard about what I should gift you, I thought what better than to share my appreciation of nature with you of all people. Always be the jolly and giving person that you are ... you always bring sunshine to DM when its dark and dreary. πŸ€—




Also, may life continue blossoming into something beautiful for you like these flowers:



"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
-Eleanor Roosevelt


P.S. I went out and took these pictures for you myself ... so don't think these are some Google images. πŸ˜†


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Posted: 13 years ago
rth, what is with your obsession with that pic? Do you want the dog and cat to make out like it was 1979? πŸ˜›

Anyway, I guess that was you who made my gift?
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: old-black-joe

rth, what is with your obsession with that pic? Do you want the dog and cat to make out like it was 1979? πŸ˜›

Anyway, I guess that was you who made my gift?



Dunno
Yes
Maybe
πŸ˜›