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Shobha

@ssroomani

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Posted: 14 years ago

#671

Originally posted by: 10on10
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Shobs, Watta way to start the day!!!

To me Tanu..........what a way to end the day!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He who laughs last thinks the slowest!!

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Thinker_Belle

@Thinker_Belle

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Posted: 14 years ago

#672

Originally posted by: ssroomani

To me Tanu..........what a way to end the day!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He who laughs last thinks the slowest!!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well... I'll make sure to laugh first!!

here's one for you!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move

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Shobha

@ssroomani

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#673

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Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

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devilsadvocate

@devilsadvocate

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#674

heres some real life stuff 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
"Drop your trousers here for best results."

In an Acapulco hotel:
"The manager has personally passed all the water served here."

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
"Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages."

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Thinker_Belle

@Thinker_Belle

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#675

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mamo B!!!! Where do you find these gems I ask??🤣

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"Manager has personally passed the water"???? Boy, now people would line up to drink that!!!

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devilsadvocate

@devilsadvocate

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#676

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
"It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose."

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Note at the bottom of the menu of a German restaurant:
"After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house"

In a Paris hotel elevator:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."

In a Japanese hotel:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

In a Leipzig elevator:
"Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."

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Shobha

@ssroomani

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+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#677

Meera...................that is fab.................🤣🤣🤣🤣

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BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

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devilsadvocate

@devilsadvocate

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#678

Shobs.......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

heres more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
"Would you like to ride on your own ass?"

In the window of a Travel Agency:
"Please Go Away!"

In a funeral parlor:
"Ask about our layaway plan."

In an ad for a swimwear store:
"Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!"

On a radiator repair garage:
"Best place to take a leak."