Uttaran Gareeb Jokes ! - Page 2

luv u r jokes hima. pleaseeeeee do make some more. Thanxx

Thank youzzzzzzzzzz frendz😳......here are a few more...these are "knock knock" very very poor infact bankrupt jokes.....😃

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ichha

Ichha Who?

Ich chha chhmall baby who left her chhampoo and chhooj in your home...
(Its a small baby who left her shampoo and shoes in your home..😛)😆

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ichki

Ichki Who?

Itch-Ki -not (Itch cannot) be controlled by scratching alone..use "Itch Guard"😆 for better results!


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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Veer

Veer Who?

Ve'er (Where)'z my salary.. Uttaran's Kanjoos Producer!!..😛😛

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Knock Knock

Whos there?

Veeya

Veeya who?

Vee aa' Family.....watch Karan Jo's melodramatic disaster next after having screwed up your brains by watching Uttaran..😛 😛
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Edited by hima_123 - 13 years ago

Originally posted by: hima_123

Thank youzzzzzzzzzz frendz😳......here are a few more...these are "knock knock" very very poor infact bankrupt jokes.....😃

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ichha

Ichha Who?

Ich chha chhmall baby who left her chhampoo and chhooj in your home...
(Its a small baby who left her shampoo and shoes in your home..😛)😆

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ichki

Ichki Who?

Itch-Ki -not (Itch cannot) be controlled by scratching alone..use "Itch Guard"😆 for better results!


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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Veer

Veer Who?

Ve'er (Where)'z my salary.. Uttaran's Kanjoos Producer!!..😛😛

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Knock Knock

Whos there?

Veeya

Veeya who?

Vee aa' Family.....watch Karan Jo's melodramatic disaster next after having screwed up your brains by watching Uttaran..😛 😛
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🤣 my dear hima u really are priceless😃 shall we also open a jokes thread?😉 u know where😉

Originally posted by: SRKLuvr

🤣 my dear hima u really are priceless😃 shall we also open a jokes thread?😉 u know where😉

why not Sanaya...I am game for it 😉...😳!

lovely lovely lovely! i did love that one u wrote about veeya and the hotel room and ichha fainting as well🤣 that was awesome!

Originally posted by: SRKLuvr

lovely lovely lovely! i did love that one u wrote about veeya and the hotel room and ichha fainting as well🤣 that was awesome!

Thankuzz Sanaya....that even I found funny..haha..!..I love PJs...ofcours it comes next to my passion for opening gambling schools.....😆 😆....and lecturing is my profession anyways....kya karein umar jo ho chali hai.... Ha Ha Ha !!!

Originally posted by: hima_123

Thankuzz Sanaya....that even I found funny..haha..!..I love PJs...ofcours it comes next to my passion for opening gambling schools.....😆 😆....and lecturing is my profession anyways....kya karein umar jo ho chali hai.... Ha Ha Ha !!!

lecturing mein koi buraai nahin😃 of course there are those that cannot handle it but chalo jokes mein to mazaa hi kuch aur hoti hai! make some veeya mummy daddy jokes too naa😉 bohot jald to kaam ayegi😉 abd gambling schools? tut tut hima dear😉

Originally posted by: SRKLuvr

lecturing mein koi buraai nahin😃 of course there are those that cannot handle it but chalo jokes mein to mazaa hi kuch aur hoti hai! make some veeya mummy daddy jokes too naa😉 bohot jald to kaam ayegi😉 abd gambling schools? tut tut hima dear😉

sure Sanaya....next time will make Veeya mummy daddy jokes...exclusively for  Veeya Heaven..😳...as my appreciation for how special you and Veeya frends make this forum....with your cute stuff...😊

 

Originally posted by: hima_123

sure Sanaya....next time will make Veeya mummy daddy jokes...exclusively for  Veeya Heaven..😳...as my appreciation for how special you and Veeya frends make this forum....with your cute stuff...😊

 
😳 They will be choooooo sweet!😳 like tapu gonan be called maa and veer as papa😳🤗 and one joke u could make is when theyre trying to decide the name of their beautiful baby😳  ohhh I cannot WAIT for those scenes😳 we shud make up some screenplays of our own!😳
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really nice jokes hima dear👏luv them. u r  very talented. always make us happy by your jokes....😛😛