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HOSHIYAARPUR JAIL
It was a touching moment. Brij Bhootni Pallo stood outside the bars shielding her from her Brij Bhoot. "Damn this metal!" she swore mentally.
Brij stood facing her, his blood-hungry hands resting on the bars. For a second poor Pallo was scared but then she reminded herself she is 'bhootni' meaning she is already dead so she need not fear for her life. Ek Tension Kam!!!
"Jail kaisa hain?" she stammered.
"Ekdum Fatak! Yahaan pe free khaana milta hain. You don't have to go hunting. Aur yahaan apne frequency ke log hain...Main khush hoon"
"Sasha ne aapke liye Gajjar ka halwa bheja hain...."
Pallo handed over the steel tiffin box to him. Brij grabbed it greedily and opened it. A stench of dead carrot choked Pallo while Brij eyed the stuff with distaste.
"Yeh kya hain? Uski nailpolish??? Yeeks...usse bolna ki Jail khaana behtar hain. Aur main itni jaldi nahi marne waala nahin hoon"
He handed back the tiffin box to a shaking Pallo.
Pallo dug into her bag and removed a leather ring and handed it over to Brij who rotated it with a question mark stamped across his features.
"Yeh kya hain?"
"Maan ne aapke liye dog collar bheja hain. Usne kaha ki aapko zaroorat hain..." Pallo bravely conveyed the message.
Brij broke into a smile and laughed
"Ek kutta hi doosre kutte ko pehchaan sakta hain..."
Pallo frowned. "Maan kutta nahi sher hain...Jungle ka raja..."
"Can't blame you.....aaj kal sab log delusional ho rahe hain. Ek baar Jail ki hawa kha lo akal thikane aa jayega..."
Pallo pulled out the last thing from her bag and handed it over to Brij.
"Geet ne aapke liye....apne duppate se scarf banake bheja hain...."
"Us kudiye ko jaake bol ki hatkadiyo tak theek tha...ab itne saare tofe degi toh Main emotion ke maare marjaunga"
Pallo tossed the newspaper through the bars at him.
"Yeh kya?" Brij picked it up.
"Tumhare Liye..."
KISMAT KONNECTION Pvt. Ltd. to open soon
It is rightly said 'Matches are made in heaven' but recognizing those matches is another hard task. We have recently found that the most popular match of Maan and Geet which is the hottest topic at the moment was first recognized by a certain person with laser eyes. If you have guessed Savitri Devi urf Dadi you are very much mistaken. The fanatic brother of Geet, the greatest misogynist of all times had been the first to make the match.
Yes we are speaking about the style icon of the year who has created the 'SCARF' craze all over the world with his fabulous collection of scarves and has made that red tikka a style statement. Young and old all have fallen for his bloody charm.
This talented guy who rushes around with his blood-claiming sword is actually a blessed soul who recognized the pair instantly. He even bribed dashing Maan to marry Geet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4SBvb6JowU
He is the man behind the match...the actual gold-digger who hit on 24 carat gold however unknowingly. It is sad that no one gives him the credit for discovering the MAGICAL PAIR of the millennium. But we have caught up with him and decided to force him to start his own business titled KISMAT KONNECTION Pvt. Ltd. in jail. He will be an overnight millionaire no guesses.
We wish this talented guy all the luck in the world with his booming business. May he create history by making the greatest number of strong matches. While we are it we have heard that the "always-confusion-hounded DMG team" may also take his services...They have been struggling to make a proper match for ages. Let us hope that he finally settles the mess called DMG.
May the best match be made or may he end the whole trauma by using his 'eager-to-be-back-in-action' Talwaar. Brij alone knows.....what is best!
Signing off
Aapki apni Pallo-Jhello
BHOOTNI EXPRESS
Brij had tears in his eyes..."You got me such a good name...Mere izzat ka khayaal rakha tumne...I am sooooo deeply moved"
Pallo smiled "OYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE NO TEARS WHEN PALLO IS HERE!"
🤣🤣
Anju thanks for the pics again😆
🤣
It was a touching moment. Brij Bhootni Pallo stood outside the bars shielding her from her Brij Bhoot. "Damn this metal!" she swore mentally.
Brij stood facing her, his blood-hungry hands resting on the bars. For a second poor Pallo was scared but then she reminded herself she is 'bhootni' meaning she is already dead so she need not fear for her life. Ek Tension Kam!!!
"Jail kaisa hain?" she stammered.
"Ekdum Fatak! Yahaan pe free khaana milta hain. You don't have to go hunting. Aur yahaan apne frequency ke log hain...Main khush hoon"
"Sasha ne aapke liye Gajjar ka halwa bheja hain...."
Pallo handed over the steel tiffin box to him. Brij grabbed it greedily and opened it. A stench of dead carrot choked Pallo while Brij eyed the stuff with distaste.
"Yeh kya hain? Uski nailpolish??? Yeeks...usse bolna ki Jail khaana behtar hain. Aur main itni jaldi nahi marne waala nahin hoon"
He handed back the tiffin box to a shaking Pallo.
Pallo dug into her bag and removed a leather ring and handed it over to Brij who rotated it with a question mark stamped across his features.
"Yeh kya hain?"
"Maan ne aapke liye dog collar bheja hain. Usne kaha ki aapko zaroorat hain..." Pallo bravely conveyed the message.
Brij broke into a smile and laughed
"Ek kutta hi doosre kutte ko pehchaan sakta hain..."
Pallo frowned. "Maan kutta nahi sher hain...Jungle ka raja..."
"Can't blame you.....aaj kal sab log delusional ho rahe hain. Ek baar Jail ki hawa kha lo akal thikane aa jayega..."
Pallo pulled out the last thing from her bag and handed it over to Brij.
"Geet ne aapke liye....apne duppate se scarf banake bheja hain...."
"Us kudiye ko jaake bol ki hatkadiyo tak theek tha...ab itne saare tofe degi toh Main emotion ke maare marjaunga"
Pallo tossed the newspaper through the bars at him.
"Yeh kya?" Brij picked it up.
"Tumhare Liye..."
KISMAT KONNECTION Pvt. Ltd. to open soon
It is rightly said 'Matches are made in heaven' but recognizing those matches is another hard task. We have recently found that the most popular match of Maan and Geet which is the hottest topic at the moment was first recognized by a certain person with laser eyes. If you have guessed Savitri Devi urf Dadi you are very much mistaken. The fanatic brother of Geet, the greatest misogynist of all times had been the first to make the match.
Yes we are speaking about the style icon of the year who has created the 'SCARF' craze all over the world with his fabulous collection of scarves and has made that red tikka a style statement. Young and old all have fallen for his bloody charm.
This talented guy who rushes around with his blood-claiming sword is actually a blessed soul who recognized the pair instantly. He even bribed dashing Maan to marry Geet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4SBvb6JowU
He is the man behind the match...the actual gold-digger who hit on 24 carat gold however unknowingly. It is sad that no one gives him the credit for discovering the MAGICAL PAIR of the millennium. But we have caught up with him and decided to force him to start his own business titled KISMAT KONNECTION Pvt. Ltd. in jail. He will be an overnight millionaire no guesses.
We wish this talented guy all the luck in the world with his booming business. May he create history by making the greatest number of strong matches. While we are it we have heard that the "always-confusion-hounded DMG team" may also take his services...They have been struggling to make a proper match for ages. Let us hope that he finally settles the mess called DMG.
May the best match be made or may he end the whole trauma by using his 'eager-to-be-back-in-action' Talwaar. Brij alone knows.....what is best!
Signing off
Aapki apni Pallo-Jhello
BHOOTNI EXPRESS
Brij had tears in his eyes..."You got me such a good name...Mere izzat ka khayaal rakha tumne...I am sooooo deeply moved"
Pallo smiled "OYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE NO TEARS WHEN PALLO IS HERE!"
🤣🤣
Anju thanks for the pics again😆
🤣
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