Champa, the new beautiful intern at the sanjeevani hospital confirmed to one and all that she was indeed a 'bharatiya naari' who believes in Indian values and culture by reciting the Gayatri mantra. Dr.Arju who had been giving her lecture on how girls are forced to keep mum in spite of being treated badly got a real shock when he heard Champa recite the mantra like a nursery rhyme.
Champa even told him that just because she 'wear modern clothes' doesn't mean she knows nothing abt 'sanskaar and sanskriti'.
Poor Arju looked confused as to why Champa is talking about her clothes when he had not mentioned anything about them!
Anyways, Champa's fans are very happy that finally she 'proved' she is all 'indian inside'.Girls who live outside India are now busy learning Gayatri Mantra to show how much they 'value Indian culture and tradition' .
Miss Poo, who likes to spend time partying all night with her boy friend said she never knew it was so easy to prove that she values 'what so ever'.
Miss Lola said she doesn't know who 'gayatri' is ;but is willing to learn the mantra from Gayatri to 'patao' her BF's mother .
Meanwhile girls across the country who have no idea as to what Gayatri Mantra is , are busy joining special classes conducted by Guru Mantrananda Swami to learn it by-heart.
I hope the girls who are reading this are expert in chanting the mantra, and if not then u can always rewind the KaCHa scene uploaded on YT and learn it. Remember this is the only way to prove u understand ur country's "sabhyatha and Sanskriti".
Jhoota Singh, Lunatic Times
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