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what if daya retires from cid and becomes a salesman?? this would be the situation lol!!
daya: darwaza kholo!!
man: dekho agar tum koi saleman ho to nikal jaao yaha se. Humein kuch nahi chahiye!!
daya: kya kaha? abhi dekhta hoon tujhe!!
daya breaks the door open:(thaad)
man: yeh kya kiya tumne?
daya: chalo jald se jald koogle search engine jo humara search engine ka software hain woh aap khareed lijiye!!
customer: lekin mujhe aapka koogle nahi chahiye!!
daya: dekho agar tumne humare koogle ki beijjati ki toh mein aapke baaki darwaaze bhi tod doonga!! baad mein door ka insurance mat mangna samjhe!! chalo jald se jald khareed lo!!
man: (angrily): nahi loonga!!
daya: lagta hai tujhe mere bhasha mein convince karna padega!
pphhhaaaattttt!!!!
man(after closing his broken door and holding a cd of koogle in one hand and holding the other hand on his swollen cheek):
lagta hai aaj kal ke salesman kaafi agressive aur convincing ho gaye hai)
daya(after coming out of the housing society singing to himself):pocket mein rocket hai pocket mein!!
cid's famous search engine which gives information about anything and everything in the world including people who don't even exist lol😃
who would win the match between raising their eyebrows?? the rock or acp pradyuman??of course our acp the ungli waale baba!!
he wins the eyebrow raising contest by 3 inches!!
the condition of a door after daya's encounter with it!!
acp's hand explaining the right hand rule!!
acp giving a constipated look!!
acp: kuch to gadbad hai (with his right hand rule ) kuch to gadbad hai jaroor hai!!
freddy: ha sir pata nahi chal raha hai yaha pe kya hua hai
acp: freddy mein is room ke baare mein nahi mere pet(stomach) ke baare mein bol raha hoon!! mere pet mein kuch to gadbad hai.
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