Folks
It is now official the CVs have completely lost it . I mean what the heck - I was always happy that there were no chachas and mamas and assorted cousins around to create trouble and what do we have now - a mausi and a cousin - why the hell did they not wake veggie instead if they wanted a saas-bahu angle? 😡😡😡😡😡 Ideas ka akaal pada hua hai in logon ke paas (there is a drought of ideas) 😡 😡 😡
So we need to take corrective action ASAP - this means we need to give the CVs some fresh and innovative ideas (since they seem lacking in them 🤢). So here is the plan.
Yesterday Diya made me promise to write a poem and I took and oath as follows
Originally posted by diya86
Jhan!!
Please please please promise me that you'll write a celebratory poem when love is in the air! Chalo promise karo... lolz Check this out Diya - my pledge 😉I swear 😃
I solemnly swear 😃
On Pri's hair 😳
and on his camouflage shirt that I hate 😡
and that Ghajini suit that I love to berate 😡
That I will write a poem to celebrate 😆
their whole love affair 😳
~Jhanavi
Diya babe - now you got witnesses too 😆 😆 😆
Obviously with the way these CVs are going I cannot fulfill my pledge anytime soon. 😭 😭 😭 So first of all we need some awesome ideas. 😃
I am not just asking you for awesome ideas - I am asking you to join me in providing coaching classes to Prithvi on how to woo Damini 😳 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Who better than us right? 😃
First a little bit about Prithvi and his virtues 😍😍😍😍😍
Kingie dear is my idea of Prince charming 😍
Don't know about you but he is my dream man, darling 😍
Bear with me for a little his virtues I shall extol ☺️
Stop smirking while reading this, you know you are going to drool.😆
Supreme self confidence is a mark of this man 😍
Simplicity and honesty are all part of the charm 😍
Valiant and tough, ready to fulfill any mission 😍
What lies beneath is a heart filled with compassion.😍
Chivalry is not dead, he has always shown 😍
Responsible to a fault, his mistakes he will own 😍
Amends for his mistakes he will always make 😍
This man has principles he will never forsake 😍
Lies are alien to him, truth is his closest ally 😍
One look at him and into dreamland you will fly. 😍
Caring and sincere, you know you want him by your side 😍
He will fight your demons for you, he will change the tide 😍
This man is a fighter he will get the dragon slain 😍
His self control is so legendary, it is almost a pain 😍
He has patience to spare and rarely loses his cool 😍
This man is clever so don't take him to be a fool 😍
In an emergency this is a man you want around 😍
He is really level headed and his thinking is really sound 😍
Trustworthy and reliable this man will go the mile 😍
It is quite a sight to behold when he cracks a smile. 😍
Courtesy and kindness are part of the package too. 😍
His protectiveness is another trait that will impress you 😍
This is a man of his word, honorable to the core 😍
He does not have a huge ego, he is not a bore 😍
He has a strong pair of shoulders on which a girl can lean 😍
His moral compass is fabulous, with a conscience that is clean 😍
His goodness shines like a beacon on a very dark night 😍
His love for his family is supreme😍
he will protect them with all his might 😍
no one can hurt them or deliver any slight 😍
whatever may be the price, he will always do what is right.😍
That independence of his is another trait I admire 😍
All these qualities in her loved one any girl will desire 😍
Eyes that sparkle with mischief in them bright as jewels be 😍
A hunk as good looking as they come, he is easy on the eye 😍
This man loves very deeply and will always remain true 😍
With all these qualities in one great body what's a girl to do.😍
~ Jhanavi ~
Now first some inspiration for wooing ideas and a reminder of what is at stake here - our very own PriDa 😭 😭 😭
Now the some inspiration. Kya '
inspiration nahin chahiye? (you don't want inspiration)? Kis kheth je mooli ho
yaar? You will not get a better, built-in, rock solid excuse to drool at some fabulous
PriDa pictures ' just make sure that you have a bucket and a mop close by.
Inspired? 😆 😆 😆 Here is Diya giving Prithvi advice in her own unique style 😉 😉 😉
Please take care that the label doesn't stick
But I beg of you, don't become another muftkhor
But with a woman like Damz, they just won't sell
Be a strong, passionate man - heed my humble request
And wind her up with your comments, so witty
Don't leave her side or let her out of your sight
and when she trips, just hold her tight
melt her into a puddle with that scorching stare
Ride with her into the sunset
She can't resist that, I'll bet
Or you could pull her into a slow dance
that's the perfect way to spice up your romance
Most importantly, show her that you care,
that you love her and you'll always be there
But whose fault is that, might I just ask?
For all the pain you've put her through
don't you think you deserve to suffer too?
But all the pain will soon fade away
and there'll come a time when love holds sway
Just follow our tips, for you're clueless, clearly
we won't lead you astray, cos we love you dearly!
OK doeky folks as you know we got no time to waste. Time is of the essence. All of you please come up with some pridalicious and pridasome scenes. We are going to send these scenes into the CVs with help from our wonderful TT people. I am off to go hunt Prithvi down so that we can start coaching him immediately. Some parting words from Diya
In short, our Prithvi is a man of virtue
but he really needs to learn how to woo
Queenie dearest is a tough nut to crack
So please help the King plan his line of attack
~ Diya~
These scenes will be forwarded to the CVs. So let your imaginations fly.You don;t need a lot - just a few lines will be sufficient. But before that one caveat ' in Prithvi's bhasha (language)
"Hamein apne limit mein rehana hiiiiii hogaaaa"
Please guys no risque stuff. Remember LNMDJ is a family show and Prithvi is a family man. Damzie darling said so herself 😳 😳 😳. So please PG -13 stuff only.
What are you waiting for a gold embossed invitation.
A-T-T-A-C-K 😈
Let me start
Prithvi take Damini on an actual bonafide date (sorry that restaurant thing does not count in my book). Dude, take the girl out 😭no wonder she dumped you. 😆 OK you bought her the engagement ring, I do not remember you buying her even a handkerchief besides that 😲 ' fine that ring put a big hole in your bank account and this is the recession. But, now you are the MD of Gujral industries and she is your wife 😉. She needs to be pampered and bought some gifts. Buy her a nice saree or dress, ask her to wear it and take her someplace nice. 😆 Have a nice quiet candlelight dinner on the beach and dance to some nice romantic music 😍. Yeah just take PB along 😉. And please leave RB, GB, CB, ChB and all the other assorted bhooths behind 😡. Get down on one knee and ask her to be your wife ' I mean properly propose- get the girl an eternity ring maybe😍 . Tell her in clear terms that she really means to you. What girl can refuse to melt after that? 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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