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Hey guys
This post is for all u guys out there who loveeee making captions n funny pic edits out there!
So dive in! 😃😃
let me start this thread...n let me know how u liked it....Please do hit the like button and will be patiently waiting for your comments!! 😉 😳 😳
Ok the scene starts like this (im taking a straight uplift from my earlier reply to sundas' post)
SCENE 1
In prithvi's words to MK ....' We have messed up everything'
MK : nothin new bhaiya..dunt u know im the perfect example of maa da laadla bigad gayaa!
Pri : nahin sameer....main kuch nahin jaanta...mujhe sirf itna pata hai ki tu maa ki haath ka kesar dudh peeke bigad gaya hai.....LOOK at me....maine gaay (cow) ka dudh piya hai isliye AAJ MERE paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, POA hai, damini hai aur haan TOOFAN bhi hai....
(looking at MK..... tujhe ek din meri tarah BANNAAA HIIII HOGAAA)
😆😆😆
now comes our ROBOT!!
Varun : Pri bhaiya is always right .....( song plays...aapko salaammm!!😆😆)
MK : mein kuch nahin jaanta bhaiyaa.... mere paas meri 'the one and only' veggie mama hai. unki aankhon mein ek aisi anokhi shakti jo aap jaise non-veggies ko bhi veggie banati hai!...kya aap unke pichle shikhaar jaante hai...pehle hamare veggie papa aur ab beggie ceiling!
pri: nahin sameer!.... tu aisa kuch nahin karega.... hamein apni LIMITS mein rehna HIIII HOGAAA
varun : (thinking.....*singing the male version of this song*
oh mein toh bhool chala babul ka des...roshni ka saath pyaara lage )
pata nahin mere bhaiyon ko yeh bhoot kahaan kahaan se aate hai......
Well ill continue with the next part...do add in some more stuff!
have a great day guys! 😛
EDIT::
SCENE 2: TB ROAMING OVER PRITHVI!
TB-> Tension bhoot!
pri : (in deep thinking mode)...agar sammer ko pata chala ki main damini ke doston ke saath ...nahin....yeh nahin ho sakta . main aisa HONEE HI NAHIIN doonga...yeh seedha jaakar ma ko batadega...aur phir maa kya sochegi 'ki beta...maine apne pichchle janam mein aisa kaunsa paap kiya tha ki suman se veggie banaya...mein ko ceiling ke saath wakt guzarti hoon iska yeh matlab nahin ki mein kuch nahin jaanti....main abhi zinda hoon!!'
pri: (loudly) NAHINNNNN!!!....
sam : bhaiyaa kya hua!!
varun : ha bhai kya hua?!
pri : kuch nahin woh bas aise hi...darawna sapna aaya tha!
varun : (sam bhaiyaa...sahin kehte hai....pri khud din mein sapne dekhte hain aur phir hamein samjhaate hain!!!...hmph!)
NEXT DAY
SCENE 3
The next day...the saxenas are having their breakfast on their dining table when a courier comes for them titled 'suman veggie saxena'. she gets up from the table and signs the register. When she opens the envelope she finds a few photographs which had her son Prithvi getting intimate with a girl.
NAHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!.......
(she screamed as long as she could...)
veggie : yeh dekhne se pehle meri aankhein kyon nahin gayee
Pri : MAAA......shubh shubh boliye!
MK : kyun kya hua ma!
varun : lo!...see what ma is talking.....(thinking)...agar ma ki aankein chali gayee to unke serials hamein dekhne padhte...ufff....dat is the only time she turns from veggie to maa!....yeh ma bhi nah...kuch bhi!
pri : maa....kya hua merii maa (song plays)
yun toh mein aapse kuch kehta nahin
teri parwah karta hun mein maa
par tujhe kuch nahin hai pataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MERI MAAA!!
veg : is this what u wanted to gift me as ur first salary paycheck!
KYA kami reh gayi mere veggipan mein ki tu aaj ek ladki ke saath...chhi...mujhe soch kar bhi ghin aati hai!
DHAN te nan....ta na na na.....(2)
aaja aaja kan pakadle
veggie se maafi maangle
apna good luck chamkake
aaja sab khulke bole
Pri : Maa...yeh jo aap aaj....abhi.....issi wakt apne saamne dekh rahein hain....woh pyaar ke jaal mein pehle se hi phas chuka hai...
Veggie : KHAMOSHH!
MK: KHABARDAR bhaii jo aapne maa ka apmaan kiya toh...mein maachis ki tilli ke tarah toot jaaonga...bikhar jaonga.... aur phir TABH aap mere chotte chotte tukde toofan ko dena!!
Veggie : BAS BAHUT HO GAYA!.....mein upar jaake prithvi ke pappa ko kya bolungi.... waise bhi hospital mein ceiling dwaara 'SKY-PE' connection se theek se baath hi nahin kar paayi.....
Varun : ahuh!!....BAHUT NA-INSAAFI HA YEH MAA!
(WOW...Im now a senior member....😛😛)!!
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