Jokes - Number 2 | Fun Topics

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Posted: 14 years ago

Hi Friends,

Hurray.... Jokes - thread no. 2 has arrived. Let us continue posting our jokes in the thread and have a good laugh out of them 😛.

To visit Jokes - thread number 1, please click the following link:

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/488105?pn=244?

Enjoy 😊

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Posted: 14 years ago

Here are some jokes in Tanglish from Maroof's jokes corner 😛... i did my best to present in tanglish 😆😆

1. Nethu yen office kku leave poteenga?

Oru change kku veetleye thoongitean 😲😆

2. En manager oru kosu maathiri.... 😕

Yaen? Office le yaarum mathika maateengala? 😲

Illai... avar yaaraiyum thoonga vidamaataarinnu sollurean 😛

3. Sontha Oor yenge? 😊

Anthalavukku namakku vasathi illainga. Sontha veedu thaan irukku 😕

4. Thirumbha thirumbha yaen veetla thiruttu poguthu, Sir? 😕😭

Appo thirumbhama ore pakkama irunthuvida vendhiyathuthaane...? 😉

5. Naangu pengal kai kaatiya odane Bus nindru vidugirathu, yaen? 😕

athanaale utkaara mudiyathu.... athaan! 😊

Edited by aisha_muka1984 - 14 years ago

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Posted: 14 years ago

very gud one aish 👏👏

i recently received a sms & had a gud laugh 😆😆😆

i want to share it with u all

easiest way to kill an ant

mix chilli powder with sugar & keep it in a suitable place

after having tat ant will have to go in search of water😆😆😆

somewhere close by keep a water tank

when the ant goes near the water tank push it in to it

now the ant will be fully soaked in water

it will go to dry itself near fire

throw bomb in the fire😕

then admit the wounded ant in icu

remove the oxygen mask from its mouth & kill😆😆😆

suppa romba kastam da sami i was doing 🤣 after reading this.hope u all will enjoy too😉

Edited by mathi_azhagi - 14 years ago

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Posted: 14 years ago

1.Employee 1:manager unnai edukku thittinaar?
Employee 2:"manageroda naaya kanum" nnu advertise panna sonnar..i gave it as "manager naaya kanum" .

2. Wife:unga friend ramesh kku parthu irukkura ponnu nallave illai..neengalavadhu solla koodadha??
Husband:aasai,dosai,appalam,vadai..avan mattum enakku sonnana?

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Posted: 14 years ago

Aish, Nallu and shree... That was good..

Manager Naay was hilarious..

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Posted: 14 years ago

Nallu,

Here is an idea to kill mosquito...

Kosuva pudichu Bedla kaiyum kaalum katti poturunga.. apura adhuku kichukichu panunga.. Adhu sirikum bodhu vai thirakum. Apo adhu vaila poison oothiduna.. kosu sethudum..

Vanga Chess vilayadalam..

Ninga ponga nan Sports show potutu varen..

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Posted: 14 years ago

Jokes from:Indraya thathuvam jokes coner

INDRAYA THATHUVAM.

Ticket vangittu ulla pona adhu CINEMA THEATRE.

Ulla poyi ticket vaanguna adhu OPERATION THEATRE.

Ennadhaan figue sivappa irundhaalum

Ava Nizhal karuppadhaan irukkum.

Vazhkaiyila onnume illainna boe adikkum

Mandaiyila onnume illainna gla adikkum

Kovil maniya namma adicha satham varum

Kovil mani nammala adicha ratham varum

Neenga evalavudhaan periya paruppa irundhaalum

ungala vachu sambhar panna mudiyadhu.

Tea master evalavu lightaa tea pottalum

adhula irundhu velicham varaadhu.

Meenukku evalavudhaan neendha therinchalum

adhukku meen kuzhambula neendha theriyuma?

Yaanai mela naama ukkandhu pona 'Safari',

andha yaanai namma mela ukkandhu pona 'Oppari'

Naai evaluva dhan nandri ulla praaniya irundhalum,
adhala 'thank you' solla mudiyadhu.

Evvalavudhan periya VVIP'ya irundhalum,
bus'ula pona mudhal seettu driver'ukku dhan.

Calender'la enna thediyai kilicheenga'nradhu mukkiyam illa,
kilicha thediyila ennatha kilicheenga dhan mukkiyam.

Enna dhaan JAVA la threads irundhaalum
adhu vechu lungi neyya mudiyuma?

Mandaiya Potta Die
Mandaila Potta Dye

Edited by shreenithi - 14 years ago

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Posted: 14 years ago

Neenga enna than periya dancer a irundhalum, Unga savukku ungalala dance aada mudiyaadhu..

Odambila ethanai cell irunthalum athula simcard podamudiyathu.

4 parambarai ukkandhu sapida sothu irundhalum, Fast food kadaila ninutu dhan sapidanum..

Odambula ethana Cell irundhalum adhula oru sim card kooda poda mudiyaadhu..

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Posted: 14 years ago

4 parambarai ukkandhu sapida sothu irundhalum, Fast food kadaila ninutu dhan sapidanum

🤣yeh,superappu....

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Posted: 14 years ago

ALERT: teachers don read dis joke😉

TEACHER(to a student):at ur age Einstein was rank 1 wat abt u?
STUDENT:at ur age Hitler committed suicide wat abt u?😉

Edited by bjda - 14 years ago

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