.::Funny thoughts::.

What do you think? Are they true or fake?

• I was born intelligent — education ruined me.

• Practice makes perfect...

But nobody's perfect...

So why practice?

• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

• Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

• Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

• Behind every successful man, there is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

• A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....

What more can I say...(ha.......ha......)